9 Ridiculous Things That Every Guy Who Is Ready For Marriage Gets To Hear

 

Baa na pelli fix aindhi ra‘ ee maata vinagane ‘Nuvvu pappu annam eppudu pedathav ra‘ batch anandhaniki addu adhupu undadhu. Pelli time daggara pade koddhi …Relative and Family Members cheppe jagratthalu, ane maatalu & Friends vese yedava satire lu vini vini tired aipotharu kottha pelli kodukulu.

Konni jaagratthalu, satire lu cheppe vallaki ela untayo teliyadhu kani vinevadiki Dhinchak Pooja Song loop lo vinnattu untundhi. Aa frustration Ni bayata pettaleka bayatiki relangi moyya la unna lopal gadwal kid range lo thittukuntaru. Pelli time lo jarige alanti konni scenarios konni ippudu manam chuddham

 

1. That Sanyaasi Friend:

Frnd: Rei vaddhu ra..na maata vinu ra..pelli chesukunte ne life armpit-lick&go aipoddhi ra. Nee freedom mottham matash aipoddhi ra rei.
Me: Naa pelli RCB cup gelichedaaka avvadhemo ani bhayamesedhi ra, ippatikaina authundhi ani nenu Happy unte madhyalo nuvventra. Aina neeku naa wedding invitation badhulu Himalayalaki oka one way ticket isthanu…inka tirigi raaku.

 

2. No Chill Baammas’:

Baamma: Hammayya!! Santosham ra babu..ippatikaina na korika teerusthunnav. Ee pelli chusesi ika nenu Krishna, Rama anukuntu pothanu.
My Mom: Ayyo Atthagaru..avem maatalu andi. (Full to Emotional)
My Cousins: Ellehe..nuvvu ma pellilla varuku untav..ma pillalaki pelli ayyevaraku kuda untav. (Full to Senti)
Baamma Nenu annadhi Theertha-Yaatra laki pothanu ani…paiki kadhu.
Me:

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3. Over Enthusiastic People:

Uncle: Inthakii… Honeymoon ekkada plan chesaru?
My Inner Feeling: Meeku battalu, bhojanalu pettaka..dabbulu emanna migilithe, aa budget tho Nagarjuna Sagar ki vellocchemo chustham lendi.

 

4. That One Auntie:

Auntie: Enti appude pelleedu vasyasu occhesindha ? monne sankanettukuni aadinchinattu undhi.
My Inner Feeling: Naakkuda monna oka Inter chadive kurrodu nannu ‘uncle’ ani piliche varuku teliyaledhu andi pelli vayasu vacchinattu.
Me:

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5. That Dr.Samaram Uncles:

Uncle1: Idhigo pelli ayyaka..Planning-u thokka thota kura lantivi cheyyaku, twaraga jarigedhi jaraganivvu.
Uncle2:Tapa tapa oka buddodini icchey ..etthukuni aadinchalani undhi.
My Inner Feelinge: Ayyo rama…mundhe icchedham anukunna uncle…first pelli taruvathe anni annarani aagipoya. Tapa tapaa anta, meeru mee aaratam.
Me:

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6. Cousins Kashtaalu:

Cousins: Arey kaneesam Acche din vacche varaku aagocchu kadha ra. Appude pelli enti?. Neeku aipothe Pelli, Pelli ani maa band bajayistharu ra. Do consider our kasthalu ra.
Me: Meekosam acche din vacche varuku aagipothe, chivariki Modi lane migilipotha. Ee matter lo nannu vadileyyandra please.

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7. Beautician Auntie:

(When we go to distribute Wedding Invitation)

Auntie: Entamma..nee pelli pettukuni nuvve cards isthunnav. Bayata ekkuva thiragaku amma Tan aipothav. Sarigga time ki nidra po. Eat good food. Pelli time ki face lo glow vasthundi.
My Inner Feeling:Nenu adhe anukunna auntie.. Daddy ae personal ga invite cheyyamannaru. Lekapoyi unte ae Whatsapp lo no Invitation pampevadini.

 

8. That Grumpy Uncle:

Uncle: Finally!! This is a big step. Chudamma nuvvu inthaka mundhu la, aa kothi gang tho thiruguthu unte kudaradhu. There is a person coming into your life.. you have to be dedicated and responsible. You just cant lie to her like you do to your parents. you should make her feel safe and secured.
My Inner Feeling: Eeyanedho bagane chepthunnadu..
Uncle: Are you sure you are ready for this?
My Inner Feeling: idhenti idhi..track marcharu..
Uncle: Anyways Nenu aa roju raaka povacchu.
My Inner Feeling: Manchidhi.
Uncle: But I’ll try my best to come..
My Inner Feeling: Endhuku? ..vaddhandi babu.

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9. That Jabardasth Uncle:

(When we go to distribute Wedding Invitation)

Uncle: Table medha pettina snacks inka alane unnayi..mohamata padaku thinu.
Me: Vaddhu uncle…vellina prathi intlo edho okati offer chesaru. Potta nindi poyindhi.
Uncle: Arey ee time lone entha ekkuva thinte antha manchidhi. Pelli taruvatha Energy undali kadha mari. (Starts laughing awkwardly)
My Inner Feeling: Nee Twisted sense of humor thagalabetta.

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