(Article idea by Venkatesh Gilakattula.)
Hello... Aadab... Namaskaram! Monna ee article chusi chala mandi ammayilu "Avuneyy...nijameyyy, asalu Bisket Vidya entha baaga raasindo magalla gurinchi" ani anukune untaru. Adi natural. Aithe memu kuda ma brothers ki ah chance iyaali kada mari, obviously...
Anduke ila fix ayyam. Masala, manam ekkada taggoddu mama. Camaan!
1. Selfie Picha: First and foremost deeni gurinchi matladukovali. Selfielu digithe parledu, kani tummithe selfie daggithe selfie ante ela andi? Ah how?? Asale varsha kaalam ippudu.
Malli ah baathu facelu okati. Irrrritating ya!
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2. "Awwwwww!!!": Bathroom mirror mundu bathu facelu petti teeskunna picturelu anni thechi FB lo pedthara... Ika kinda commentla lo okallu leka okallu bathakaleru annattu "Awww... how cute!! :*", "You look like a doll reyyyy!! :* <3 <3"
"Thanks ya.... You're such a sweetheart!! :*".
Enti maaku ee Lesbian torture. Decency maintain cheyandi pls. Families untaru.
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3. Bitching: Ila FB paina muddhulu ichukunna vaalle baita okari pai okaru burada jallukuntaru. Ante literal ga kadu.
"Danni monna chusava... Asalu dani moham geekithe intha paint vasthadi."
"Siggu lekunda entha mandi tho thiruguthondi chudu!"
Mana reaction: Arreyy...monna uppongina prema motham chitukkumani maayamaipoyinda?! Wow.
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4. Pseudo Feminism: Maku feminism tho problem ledu (At least naku ledu.). Kani computer mundu kurchoni "Maga jaathi antha daridhramainadi ledu", "All men are pigs" lanti blanket statementlu chesthe siraaku d****thadi.
Mana reaction: Remember, there are two sides to a coin. Aadavaallu antha oka laga undanatte magallu andaru oka la undaru. Chala manchollu kuda untaru. Mee nanna laga.
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5. Indirect Assaults: Edaina Telugu lo no, English lo no, leda mana jaathiya bhasha lo no chepthe maku ardhamayyi sasthadi. Indirectish maku radu.
We don't know what to assume when you say there's a problem with us and then say, "You just don't get it, do you?". And when we ask you to explain it clearly... "You know what? Forget it.".
Mana reaction: @%$$#%!
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6. Em chesina vallani padeyatanike ani anukovatam:
Manam: "Excuse me ...pen isthara?"
Girl: "Entiii... ee vanka tho naatho matladalani plan chesaava??"
Manalo manam : "Ori deeni yeshaalo"
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7. Anni thelisi amaayakapu facelu: Veellaki anni thelusu. Mee intlo unna encyclopedialu ammeskovachu, antha thelusu. Annii thelisii... emaina chepthe... "Avunaaaaa...nijamaaa??" ani cuttinglu.
Manam: Ilanti vankara OA lu chesthene...mandiddi.
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8. Patheethalu mari!: Manam saradaga ammayilani chusthe "Asalu siggu ledu ra neeku" antaru. Ye, meeru chudara...ante, "Chi chi...assalu mem abbayilaki enduku line vestham??"
Mana Reaction: Madam garu, namasthe... 3 out of 10 girls sight kottadam lo thope.
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9. Koschen Byaanks: IIT paper easy ga untundemo gaani girls adige questions ki answers dorakav....
"Na gurinchi adi em anukuntondi anukuntunnav??"
Mana Reaction: Na bonda, na saardham andi.
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10. Anavasarapu Anumaanam: Andari gurinchi cheppalenu gani chala matuku abbailu oka relationship lo unte jaan istharu. Oorike timepass ki baita ammayilani chusinaa you know their heart's in the right place.
Mana Reaction: Antha maathranike anumaanam ane jabbu tho pedda godavalu petteskuni, nana penta pettesi...avasarama cheppandi. Just chill, ladies!
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Adandi matteru. Mars vs Venus wars eppudu aagavu, adi kuda konchem fun eh gani... Ee paina vi meeru chesthonte, taggisthe manchidi. Mee manchike chepthunnam. Ah pai mee ishtam!
