13 Things A ‘Developer’ In Every IT Company Would Relate His Heart Out To

 

Hello world! Mammalni andharu Programmers, Coders, Developers antaru. Miru ela pilichina memu palukutham, logical fellows mi kadha 💻
Zip folder lo files ni vesi compress chesinattu, mammalni IT company lo vesi nalipesthunaru. Pacchi ga cheppali ante, peelchi pippi chesthunaru. Endhuku ala antara, let’s check it out:

 

1. Java or .net?
Random uncle: Enti babu, software job anta ga. Java na .net aa?
We: Kadhu andi, nenu Python base cheskuni scripting chesthanu.
Random uncle: Python aa, Python ante snake ye ga
We: Haha, very nice joke Uncle (meh🙄)

 

2. Think big ra: AI/Robotics?
Paina unavallu oka category aithe, ekkuva knowledge unna vallu inkoka category. Data science, AI or Robotics vaipu try cheyakapoyava. Future antha vitidhe ra. Ee Java, C# ni nammukunte kastame antaru.

 

3. Please teach no?
‘Nu software developer anta kadhamma. Ma vodiki koncham coding nerpinchachu kadha. 1 year nunchi job kosam vethukuthunadu. Plus, adhe chetitho mi company lo edhaina job unte chudu amma’ ani chala aasha ga adugutharu.

 

4. Tight deadlines!
Deadlines reach avvataniki Overtime, Night shifts, Weekends ani theda lekunda work chesthamu. Malli vatiki Comp offs ivvamante, edho valla aasthi ni adiginattu choostharu 😠

 

5. Release day tension
Cinema release day Hero entha tension padtado telidhu gani, code production loki velthunappudu mathram developer ki mamulu tension undadhu. Em bugs untayo, client ki em mistakes kanipisthayo ani chematalu pattesthay!

 

6. Code reviews!
What kind of development is this??
Oka tappu, oke oka tappu, motham blame mana midha paipotadhi. Appativarku kastapadi chesinadhi evaru pattinchukoru, aa thousand lines code, Overtime, edhi kanipinchadu 😠

 

7. Small errors – Big penalty
Semicolon marchipovadam, variables ni wrong ga declare cheyadam lanti chinna chinna tappulu chesi leads tho tittipinchukuntam 😔

 

8. Colleagues kastalu
Colleague: Break ki veldhama?
We: Veldham bro, just 10 mins! I will ping you.
(After 60 mins)
We: Just 10 mins, aipothundhi. Avvagane veldham.
And it continues forever, pani lo munigipothe pakkana vallu bali avvalsindhe.
So, our only best friend 👇

 

9. Tension and Frustration
Cinemallo, short films lo chupinche geeks ville. Most stressed out candidates, reasons anekam. Prathi break lo Cigarette, weekend oka chinna party undakapothe bandi nadavadhu.

 

10. Emergency
Product deliver chesaka edhaina bug dorikindha? anthe sangathulu!
First immediate ga fix cheyamani cheptharu, chesesaka eskuntaru chudandi manalni. Ohoo, non-stop batting!

 

11. Managers pressure
Assalu vadu em ankuntunadu ra naku ardham kadhu. Monday meeting petti Friday kala product deliver cheyamantadu enti. Evadu coding chestadu, evadu review chestadu, evadu unit testing chestadu? Andhuke antaru ‘People don’t leave companies, they will leave their managers’ ani.

 

12. Testers tests our patience
Mana prananiki testers untaru ga, ye chinna defect aina ochestharu. Requirement idhi kadha, daniki logic ila undali kadha, so final ga calculate aithe value idhi ravali, kani ila ostundhi enti? Huff!

 

13. Irritating things
Kastapadi code rasthe, Google nunchi lepesava antadu okadu 😡
Vere teams vallu ochi ‘Miru assalu em chestharu? Mi process enti, mi roles & responsibilities enti? Ye language vadtharu’ Continuous questions ☹
Code oka environment lo bane pani chestadi, inko environment lo pani cheyadhu. What the heck yaa!

 

Testing or BA side move aipovalani undhi ra. Ee tension tho poyetattu una ani life lo okasaraina ane untaru.
Kani software leni business ledhu, software leni company ledhu, assalu software lekunda edhi ledhu. We create things, we are the developers and we are the future!💪 Manam develop chesina oka product konni vela mandhi vadthunaru ante, andhulo oka bloody satisfaction untadhi, oka teliyani magic untadhi. So, stop thinking, start scripting!
Inthati tho samaptham.
Bye
Sorry, paina semicolon pettadam marchipoya.
Bye;

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