Period Kashtalu: 13 Things You Will Relate To When Your Period Gets Delayed
Yeah, cramps are bad, I know. But, what’s worse than getting your period? Not getting your period. Kada? Let’s face it girls! No matter how much our periods hurt, correct time ki flow aunty ala ochi, 5 day stay tarvata ellipotey ado anandam inka satisfaction untadi. Normal days loone, girls are known for over thinking, ade mana periods konni rojulu late aitey entha overthink chestaro… ledu mi imagination ki odalakunda, ikkada raasesam. Chuseyandi.
Stage 1 – The Picha lite stage
Chudappa sidappa… Aa narakam nunchi ela aina tappinchukolemu. Adi late aitey manchide gaa. Konchem rest, chinna break aina dorukutadhi. This stage can also be called as a chill mowa devudu karunistunnadu stage.
Everything has its pros and cons, my dear!
Break undadam ento kaani, the extreme mood swings and irritation is unbrearable. Evaraina ochi hi cheppina manam fuck off ane antha irritation untadhi baboi. Aparichitudu laaga ganta ki oka mood tho, mana emotions tho kabaddi aadinattu untadhi.
The epic ‘fake’ pregnancy scare
Eppudu nenu pregnant ah enti?
Intlo nunchi gentestaru inka nannu.
I can’t have a big fat wedding anymore.
Elli temple lo pelli cheskovala?
Asalu manalo mana maata, eppudo 2018 lo kiss chestey ippudu pregnant avtara gurugaaru?
The Gyno talk
Inka sare ani oka Gyno deggariki vellame anukundi, most awkward situation ever.
Normal Gynos: Are you sexually active?
Indian Gynos: *looks at our feet for mettalu* miru college student ah leda working ah?
Stress issues forever!
Don’t stress the stress, if you stress the stress, the stress will stress you! Periods late aiyayi ani manam stress tiskuntunam, stress tiskuntunam ani periods late ostai. Idoka loop.
Exercise mode on!
Ippudu ela aina periods raadaniki saama beda dandalu cheseyali ani, full exercising inka walking shuru. Baaga jump chestey body movement ekkuva ani, bed ekki full jumps cheseyadam, body baaga stretch cheseyadam laanti saahasalu chesestam.
Light colors ni lite tiskodameee..
Ee delay valla mana schedule antha mess up avvadam entha nizamo, mana dressing kuda anthe mess up avtadhi. Enduku aina manchidi ani, whites inka anni light colors ignore cheseyadame.
Google maata ki… Jai!
Periods late aina vallalo 100 ki 100 mandi first chese pani, google ki mana baadha cheppukodam. But google is like that boyfriend who doesn’t understand us. So, ‘you will die ra, you will die’ ani cheptadu. Inka late enduku, unna YouTube videos anni chuseyadam ey.
Self-blaming. Sahajam!
Chaa! Month antha naana junk food tini, execise cheyakunda bed meedane unna, inka enduku time ki ostadi. Next month nunchi aina aa healthy juices taagudam.
Heyyy ochesindi anukunta!
Ledu raaledu!! Anandha padakandi. Ilanti false alarms rojuki okka sari aina pakka ostai.. Sub conscious ga and conscious gaaa mana mind lo ade untadi ga, inka enduku raadu.
Inti chitkaalu with a pinch of amma thitlu.
Papaya ani, pomegranate ani, pineapple ani, avevo laddulu ani, okata renda. Mana amma maatrame kaadu, amma valla friends batch, mana friends batch, motham antha chitkaalatho pratyaksham aipotaru!
But to be honest, avi work kudaa avthayi, sooo parledu, it’s okay!
Counting, counting and counting…
2 3 days daaka sare re lite em parledhu em parledhu mood loone untamu, kaani days gadiche koddhi… mellaga stress osthu untadhi.. Inka, ohhh erojuki 5 days aindi raaka, erojuki 7 days, 10 days ani count cheskuntune untam.
The sweet talk with period
‘Ee okka sari ocheyava, chala irritation aitundhi. Pakka nuv entha hurt chesina ninnu tittanu, I’ll handle you with chala care. Next month nunchi healthy food kuda tintha.. Ee okka sari ochai’
Do you girls do this too or are you normal?
Adi annamaata sangathi! Aina miku em telusu anniya maa badha… Mi periods time ki ochestai… Miru akkada ekkado untaru!
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