Tinder. Ee app gurinchi kotha ga cheppe avasaram ledhu anukunta. Adhe andi andhulo IIT preparation books dhorukuthai, ah app ye. (kaadhu ani meeku thelsu, maaku thelsu). kaani intlo parents adigithe adhe ga cheptham. So ee app lo jarige experiences mamulga undavu. oka pedha book eh raseyochu, kaani simple ga oka article lo raasesam. chadhiveyandi, veetilo meeru em em kalaakhaandalu chesaro/relate ayyaro maaku comments lo cheppandi.
1. Okkaru right swipe cheyyaru.. manam emo mana quota lo unna right swipes anni 1-hour lo succesful ga finish chesi, wait chesthu untamu, evaro okasari right swipe chestharu emo ani
2. Mana gurinchi manam oka 2 lines lo raayatam intha kashtama ani Tinder bio/intro rasake thelusthadhi. Because ikkada undedhi kevalam mana pics, mana peru and mana bio and nothing more. Mari intha thakkuva lo ekkuva impress cheyyali ante, our bio/intro has to be strong. Almost IIT ki prepare ainatte buildup istham Tinder bio raasthunnapudu.
3. Fake profiles: asal FB lo fake profiles create chesi, ammai laga chat chesthunnaru ante oka 'paisachika aanandham' anukovachu. Kani Tinder lo kuda ilanti ilanti 'psycho' lu unnaru ante veellaki desperation chala ekkkuva ani cheppali. Ila chesi veellaki life lo em saadhinchali ani untundho.. mari vaallake theliyali.
4. Celebrity pics batch: Tinder odu ichedhe 5 pics option, andhulo manam chusi chusi mana best 5 select chestham. Kani oka batch untadhi. evvariki artham kaadhu. Ah 5 pics lo 3 samantha, 2 kajal vi untayi. Paaapam real kajal eppudanna tinder create cheskunte, thanaki anni thana pics unna profiles eh swipe cheyalsi vasthadhi emo. Ila only ammaile kadhu. Abbailu kuda oka batch untaru, 3 Mahesh Babu pics, oka rendu latest sensation Vijay deverakonda pics. Anthe swipes vachesthayo anukuntaru.
5. 'Here for friendship only' batch: Paapam veellu. App download cheskuneappude manchiga chusi cheskovali kadha ? Chudaru veellu aavesam ga profile create chesekoni, caps lo bio lo raastharu, 'Here for friendship only, not hook-ups' ani. oka message cheyali anipisthadi 'Emandi you are on the wrong app' ani.
Ippatidhaaka App lo elanti manushulu untaro chusam, ippudu app use chesthunte mana expireince ela untundho chuddam:
6. Ucha Aagani Moment: manam baga aavesam ga, adhedho swiping potilu jaruguthunattu fast ga swipe chesthunna flow lo oka bagunna ammai/abbai profile swipe left chesthe:
7. Friend tho pic: kontha mandhi untaru, profile pic pettandi ante, 2 members unnadhi pedtharu. Andhulo evaru asalu, friend evaru ani thelsukovatam, oka challenge ane cheppali:
8. mana lage Common Interests anni unna profile okati dorukuthadhi. Manam full confidence tho untam. Pakka right swipe/reply vasthadhi ani. But ala jaragadhu. (Ah baadhe veru, I say. Okasari jarigithe kani thelidhu.)
9. One Profile-One Pic Policy: Adhedho government rule annattu. Konni profiles lo okkate pic untadhi, andhulo kuda moham sarigga kanipinchadhu. (Baahubali lo Kattapa laaga, Whhyyyyyyy.... ???? ani aravali anipisthadhi).
10. Konni sarlu manam jeevitham lo baga khali ga unnappudu em cheyyalo arthamkaka tinder open chestham, sapa sapa.. antuu.. unna profiles anni right swipe chesestham (kakkurthi).'There's no one new around you. You have exhausted all the matches' ani vasthadhi. Appudu thelusthadi manam life lo entha khali ga unnamo..
11. Oka roju motham swipe chesi, okkati kuda thirigi match rakapothe:
12. Oka month motham swipe chesi, okkati kuda thirigi match rakapothe:
13. Enno janmala tharwatha, manaki oka 'right swipe' vasthe. (Ah happiness eh veru appa!)
14. Final stage: Ee app use chesi, chesi. Final ga realize ayyi. 'Chi Deenamma Tinder' ani oka pedha dhannam petti, uninstall kuda chesestham.
