(Article idea by Avinash Dimbu)
3…2…1… Let's go!
Aanandhaanni evaru korukoru? Kaani entha moolyaaniki? Ee madhya cinema start cheyyalante idhi compulsory undali anta andhuke dheentho modhalettaa.
Movie titles ki Voice Over:
Title: Enugu Gheemkaaram… TV ki Omkaaram.
Story, Screenplay, Direction, Fights, Songs, Music, Tables, Instruments: Sree Omkar Shaamiyana SuppliersMovie Starts:
Ee samaajam lo manam manchiga famous avvalante manaki Sorakaya antha talentu, gummadikaya antha dabbu, aavakaya antha luck unte chalu. Saradaaga konni rojulu janalu notlo gattiga naanocchu. Ippudu ante Facebook, Twitter vachesi phone lo front cam undadam vallana andharu notiki vachinatlu vaagesi famous aipothunnaru. But, appatlo alaa kadhu ga… Okati Politics loki povaali, Cinemalloki povali, inkaa kashtam aithe TV lo try cheyyali. Sports lo talent unna kuda manchiga famous avvocchu. Appudu okadu vachadu. Telugu rashtram motthanni vibration lo pettina phone laga thega oopesadu.
Ippudu Hero Introduction:
Telugu vallu goppulu ra bhai, abhimaanam vasthe netthi meedha petteskuntaru. Poojinche range lo craze sampadhinchukunna NTR ni ANNAGAARU annaru. Youth motthanni thana style, dance acting tho attract chesina Chiranjeevi ni ANNAYYA annaru. Ey sambandham lekunda prathee okkariki ANNA ane range lo connect ayyaru. But inkokadu unnadu thaney mana OMKAR annayya... (Background lo PANJAA Music eskondi).
Omkar oka vyakthi kadhu Shakthi:
Shakthi ante Power ani ardham. Anthegani mana Meher Ramesh gaari Shakthi kadhu. Asalu REALITY SHOW ante ento theliyani mana telugu prajalaki REALITY SHOWS tho TV ki Fevicol lekka athukkupoye laga chesadu mana Omkar annayya. Chinna chinna oorullo unna dancers ni theeskocchi TV lo petti andharni thega famous chesesaadu… Asalu Sundaram master gaaru Prabhudeva ki father ani theliyadaniki kaaranam mana Omkar annayya ani cheppadam lo thappey ledhu. THANX ANNIYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Ippudu Hero ki konni Buildup shots:
Asalu directors lo thopu ante evaru? Mana ‘Jakkanna’ Rajamouli. Thanu top endhuku ayyadu? Heroes ni baga chupinchi, thana annayya Keeravani icchina music ni correct ga vaadukovadam vallana anna mata.
Alaantidhi oka reality show kosam entrance ki exit ki, elimination ki, dedication ki annitiki music lu vesi akkada unna dancers ki craze ni thecchesadu. TV lo Chatrapathi cinema vasthundhi ante, aa music vini janaalu “Idhi mana Omkar annayya Aata program lo vacche music kadha” antunnarante cheppeyocchu mana annayya craze ela undhi anedhi.
Hero first song- Bulli thera Brahma maa Omkar annayya:
Aata programs varasa petti 1 nunchi 5 dhaka tapaa tapaa ani theesaadu. Aata-5 aipoindhi kadha hammayya anukune lopu MAA TV loki HAT petteskuni vacchi Challenge ani chevulu pagile laga arisaadu. Challenge aipoindhi anukune lopu IT'S MY GAME anesi One Second ani arichevaadu.
Soggadu+Andhaala Ramudu+ Manmadhudu= Omkar Anniyya:
Nenemantaa ante, thana vasthra alankarana meedha pettina shraddha thana ideas meedha petti unte eepaatiki inkoka range lo unde vadu antunnanu. I am saying that.
Ammayilaki kullu putte range lo battalu eskune shoorudu, magaallu korukune juttu laga roju ki oka laga kanipinche hairstyle tho magic chese WIG VEERUDU mana anniyya.
Ippudu kaasepu Viraamam… Adhenandi INTERVAL.
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SECOND HALF STARTS
Omkaarudu- Samaaja Sevakudu:
Its my game show lo celebrities andharni theeskocchi ganta sepu nuncho petti aatalu aadinchi, vallu antha dabbu gelichesi WOWWW ani arisaaka , poor people videos chupinchi AYYOOO ani badha padetlu chesi, aa dabbultho pedha prajalaki dhaanalu chesina mahaanubhaavudu mana anniyya. (Background lo Jaago Jaagore Jaago ane song play cheskondi)
Rajulake Raju, Thopulake thopu:
Annayya ki bulli thera bore kottesindhemo, ekanga kannu Vendi thera meedha padindhi. Genius annadu, auditions annadu chala mandhini theeskocchi oka show chesi. Chivariki thanaki kavalsina actors ne select chesi movie theesadu mana Anniyya. 5 years janalani TV mundhu kurchopettanu, alaantidhi 2 hours theater lo kurchopettalena? Anukuni GENIUS movie release chesadu. Mana cheap local audience ki aa movie ardham kaka papam cinema bisket aindhi.
Pre-Climax Twist:
Roju intlo boddhinkalu (cockroaches) vasthunte HIT koduthunnanu gaani, movie theesi HIT kottalekapoya ane badha undhemo ippudu RAJU GAARI GADHI ane movie tho mana mundhuku malli vasthunnadu.
Climax:
Bulli thera ki dhooram aina kuda anniyya ni ey telugu vaadu marchipoledhu.Khaali ga unnappudu youtube loki poyi Omkar Spoof lu, Talking tom chesina videos annee chuskuntu janalu inka aanandhapaduthune unnaru. He is the real hero.
Climax Voice over with Rolling titles:
*Voice Over by Masala Sundeep*
Roju thinte chocolate kuda bore kottesthundhi. Kaani maa anniyya toothpaste lantodu. Toothpaste bore kottindhi kadhaa ani pallu thomukovadam maanesthama? Maa anna kuda anthe.
Yaavandoi maa anniyya peru lo kaaram undhi gaani manishi Venne laantodu andi. He is a great guy u know.
Love u Omkar Anniyyaaaaaaaaaaa…
Inka anthe.. Anniya shows aipoyaayi.. Anniyaa raademo inka TV loki, ankunna time lo... tadatadoyy... No.. it is not the end... idhi climax assale kadhu... Ikkaditho aipoledhu... Anniya is coming back with another TV show named "Sixth Sense". Show trailer chusthe "abbaaahh" analsindhe.. Inthaki enti aa show...? Concept ? Ento thelusukovalante...thappadhu... aagalsindhe..
Trailer chuseddam..
