Konni samvatsarala kritham... Uday bro/dude/gaaru kaakunda B.Tech lo uday Mama/Bava/Lau**ga/Jaffa ilaanti names tho refer chese rojulu i.e. college days.
Date: Gurthuledhu bhayya but final year convocation laanti event jarugutunna roju.
Time: 10:40pm. Place: Outside seminar hall, ECE corridor. Adi oka varsham kurusthunna raathri, first time anusha naatho matladindi aa roje. I could see the excitement in her eyes, her face was as bright as a flood light.
Time: 9:15pm. Place: Inside Seminar hall, ECE block. Desham manadhi song ki perform chesthunnaru Juniors batch. Seriously ? Desham manadhi song ? Why!? Idhi special event kaani swatantra dinotsava sabha kaadhe!. IDK, endhuku aa song anedhi but nenu stage venukalaa Omkar annayya Aata dance show lo judgement kosam wait chese vallalaa tension ni over acting chestu atu itu tirugutunna. Kal ho na ho (Har gadi badal... Acoustic version) bgm play avutundi naa mind lo.
Time: 6:08pm. Place: Maa inti venuka. Navvaru mancham meeda vellelikala padukoni unna. Naa dhindu kindhuga full ga blue ink tho edho essay nimpi unna 4 papers gaaliki kadulutunnay. Nanna appude bayata nundi vacchaaru, kaallu kadukkovadaniki venakki vaccharu. Moham tuduchukuntu... Nanna: Enti veedila padukunnadu. Amma: Edho function undhata college lo poddhuti nundi tega batti kottadu edho, 6:30 ki lepamani cheppi indhake padukunnadu. Nanna: Abbo...!
Time: 9:43pm Place: Inside rest room(bathroom). Principle Principal speech nadustunte bathroom ki vellanu. First Good Night kaadhu Good evening kaadhu Hi.. perfect...Hi...guests... next ece joke... parents joke... backlogs joke... emotional lines... end. Idhi order... gurthundhi gaa ilaa naatho nenu matladukuntu piss kodutunna. Ee lopu
First Bench Srinu: Em uday, enti eppudu lenidhi sudden ga. (Piss rojuku 2 3 times kodutune untagaa ani alochistunna nenu). Edho speech istunnav anta. Seminar antene vanikipoye vadivi. Asalu nenu ee roju vaddham anukoledu kaani nuvvu speech istunnav ani chepparu manollu, so entertainment miss avakudadani vaccha. He he he...!
Last Bench Srinu: Mamaa... endhi aa zoom lense gaadu edho antundu. Lite teesuko. Nuvvu kummuthav ani manollu papers teesukoni ready unnaru. Maatho etla matladatavo atlane stage meedha kummi deng**. Whistles tho dhaddharillu povali seminar hall.
Time: 10:42pm. Place: Outside seminar hall, ECE corridor. Anusha vaipu kakunda padutunna vana chinukulanu choostu... Emi matladakunda Gharshana lo Asin laa tala ooputhu atu itu chustunnanu.
Anusha(excited ga): Super undhi Uday nee speech. Jokes kante last lo cheppina lines baga motivational ga anipinchay. Nenu: Thanks andi. :)
Time: 6:30pm. Place: Maa Inti Venuka. Alarm first ring ayyelope ammocchi nidra lepindi. Alarm off chesi, dhindu kinda papers teesi nemaru veyyadam (revision) modhalettanu. Amma: Tea temmantaavaa ? Teesukura anattu saiga chesi bayataki chaduvutunnanu nenu.
Time: 9:55pm Place: Seminar hall lo stage venuka. Principle Principal andhariki thanks cheptunnadu ante ending ki vacchesindi. Ara ganta nundi dead fu**(Saava den**) chestunnadu andharini aayana speech tho. Next nenu stage meedhaku vellali. Pallavi(anchor) principal ki thanks cheppindi. Naa peru pilustundi next.
Time: 7:15pm Place: Last bench srinu room. Addham mundu nilchoni, venuka nundi Srinu gaadu chustunnadu... Vedhikanu alakanrinchina peddhalu principal gaaritho sahaa andhariki naa hrudhaya poorvaka namashkaaraalu. Srinu: Bava... Vedhikanu alankarinchindi mana 3rd year porallanta. Aaputhava nee pulisipoyina joke-lu anattu chustu... Alaane second show cinemaku vellakunda ikkadaki vacchina prathi okka student ki... Srinu: Peddhalu principal gaaritho sahaa ane line undhi chudu adhi keka bava. Ante vaadni indirect ga esukunnatte ga. Nannu practice chesukonisthavaa... anattu chusi addham vaipu tirigi rehearse chestunnanu. Srinu: Baava...? Em ledhule... kaaneee, kaanee.
Time: 10:45pm Place: Outside seminar hall, ECE corridor. Dikkulu chudadam maanesi, Anusha vaipu tirigi... Nenu: Chudandi Anusha gaaru, meeku teluso ledho naaku teleedu, obviously kadha meeku telusani naaku telisthe intha kaalam endhuku teleenattu untaanu. Matter entante... Koddisepu thatapataayinchi... I love you ani chepdham anukunnanu, but, naakendhuko maata raaledhu. Anusha(Suspicious ga): Aa matter enti ? Nenedho cheppelopu Anusha valla friends andharu vacchaaru. Andharu super undhi speech antoo, anusha ni teesukoni vellipoyaaru. Anusha ento cheppi saavu anattu naa vaipu chusthu vellipoyindi. (Actually thanu ela chusindo teleedu but nenu ilaa interpret chesukunnanu.)
Time: 10:00pm Place: On stage. Seminar hall lo stage meeda, 4 years lo modhatisaari stage meedha nundi choostunnanu. Project seminars kuda stage ekkakunda manage chesanu. Stage ante chacche bhayam. Eppudu stage ki 20 rows dooram lo koorchune nenu stage meedha nilchuntaanu anukoledu. Alantidi ekamgaa maa batch mottham tarupuna speech ivvabotunna ante extreme anxiety undhi.
Stage edhuruga pettina lights valana, mundhu koorchunna vallu peddhaga kanapadadam ledhu. Pallavi: The last speech of the event, "I want to say" by Uday. Pallavi mike naa chethilo petti, "You can do it, all the best" ani cheppi vellipoyindi. Richter scale meedha 6.23 magnitude tho bhoomi vanikinattuga vanukutunnay naa kaallu. Kallu moosukunnanu, preparation lo harrasment ki guraina aa 4 papers ki vimukti icchinattu pakkana pettanu. Pin drop silence ki perfect example laa silent ga undhi hall antha. Tornado vachinattugaa speakers nundi naa breathing sound resound avutundi. Pallavi vacchi mike ki, naaku madhya minimum distance set chesi vellindi. I was about to talk...
Time: 8:15pm Place: College daggarloni cafe daggara. Raghu fresh air kosam aagam. No... I don't smoke. Nenu tense ga undadam chusi Raghu: Eraa... Edhi okasaari maaku sample vinipinchu nee speech. English lo antagaa... He he he. Srinu: Nuvvundu bey vaadasale tension lo tadisi vanukutunte nuvvu ice gaddalu vestunnaav. Raghu: Asalu evadimmannadu vaadni. Avunu raa asalu nuvvu speech ivvadam enti ? Srinu: Konni anivaarya kaaranaala valana ala cheyyalsi vastundi le. Speech ayyaka same question adugu appudu chepthadu.
Time: 10:46pm Place: Outside seminar hall, ECE corridor. Naa vaipu chustu naduchukuntu vellipotunna Anusha ni choostu akkade nilabadipoyaanu nenu. Srinu gaadu vacchadu. Srinu: Eraa cheppavaa ? Nenu: Enti cheppedi ? Valla friends vacchi bathikincharu. Srinu: Inthaa chesindhi ee thokkalo rendu mukkalu matladadam kosamaa ? Nenu: Neeku ardham kaadhu le baava vadhiley. Srinu: Ahaa... Mamoolu ga ledhu gaa. Sare padhaa andharu vellipotunnaru last time kalisi awkward ga 4 years nundi hi kuda cheppakapoyina close friends laa photos digudham paa.
Time: 10:02 pm Place: On stage. Srinu: Rey baavaa... Start chey ra. Gonthu sari chesukoni, moham meedha chematalu tuduchukuntu....
Vedhikanu alankarinchina gauravaneeyulaina peddhalu mana principal gaaritho sahaa andhariki naa hrudhaya poorvaka namashkaaraalu. Mammalni edhuruga pettukoni 4 years time pass chesina super seniors, M.Tech students...oh sorry knowledge share chesina professors, assistant professors mukhyamga lab assistants andhariki maa hrudhaya poorvaka kruthagnyatalu. Maatho paatu godavalu padi, maatho paatu poti padi, maakunna opportunities chusi eershapadina cse, eee, mech, civil branch vallandhariki: raasi pettukondi godavalu temporary friendship permanent mama, let's be friends. Btw, mee jobs ki kuda mem try cheyadam mattuku aapam. Ika final ga 'manalni inthakaalam bharinchina, jeevithantham bharinchagaligina parents ki emicchi mee runam teerchukogalam' ani chepthamani eppudu expect cheyakandi, endhukante mammalni bharinchadam mee bhadhyata. Meerem social service cheyatledani gurthupettukondi.
'Uhhhh...Ekkada modhalupettali. First day gate mundhu nilchoni idhenti intha peddha buildings unnay ani bhayapadina situation nunda ? Introduction immanappudu peru kuda tadabadutu cheppina incident nunda ? Exam mundu pandu gaaditho fast forward lo 5 chapters cover chesina tension nunda ? M1 ardham kaaka, slips pettaleka, battee kottale em cheyalo tochaka invigilator ni bathimaali copy kotti pass ayina drama nundaa ?... Venakki tirigi chusthe naalugellu ela gadichaayo teleeledu. Assignments, records, internals, seminars, presentations, PPTs, externals, viva... what not, 4 years lo print ayina life time memories album lo ekkada open chesinaa adbhuthamgane untundi kadhaa...' Ilaa chepdham ani raasukoni pettukunna. But naaku english exam lo essay chaduvutunna feeling kaligindi. So...ipudu biskets veyyalsina panem undhi pass aipoyam kadhaa ane dhairyamtho naa manasulo unnadhi chepdham ani vacchanu.
First of all I am Uday, ee college lo every class lo first and last benches ki madhyalo majority number lo seats unnaa minority ga treat cheyabadutunna, college lo...aa vishayaniki vasthe class lo ne peddhaga evvariki gurtundani avg/just pass candidates lo nenu okadni.
Thanks mama. Neno mugguriki moodu vishayaalu cheppalanukuntunna... 1. Lecturers ki - Ivi college aipoyindhanna pogaruthono, evari meedho kopam thono cheptunna maatalu kaavu. Next batches vallaku use avutundanna concern tho chepthunnanu. Mam/Sir, okadu first bench lo koorchunnadante vaadiki subjects ante picha interest, vadokkade asalaina student ani kaadu... vaadiki chalkpiece lu tinadam hobby ayyundochu, board smell ante love ayyundochu, duster tho board clean cheyadam passion ayyundochu, mundhu koorchunte questions adagarane dhairyam undundocchu. Inni unatay. Last benchers anagaane waste fellows ane imageni cheripeyandi, oka class lo 10 mandhi unte 5 gure first row lo padataaru, migilina vallu venuka koorchovalsindhe. Alaa koorchunnantha mathranaa vallu deniki panikiraani porambokulu ani fix avvakandi.
Ika madhyalo unna vallani John Cenalla(You can't see me) endhuku treat chusthaaru? actually you can see us. Maaku nerchukovali interest untundi. Maaku manchi markulu raavalani aasha untundi. Maaku jobs kottalani kalalu untaayi. Mundu meeru first bench ante thopes ani, last bench ante thuppas ani middle lo unna vallu asalu unna lekunna okate ane illusion lo nundi bayataki randi. Meeru cheppe subject lo etuvanti mistakes levu, follow ayye system ye tappu. Please come out of that.
2. Parents ki - Starting lo parents gurinchi edho joke ga annanu. Actually college fees, bus fees, exam fees, supply fees, condonation fees, college trip fees... ilaa chaalaa fees lu kattedhi meere. Thank you nannaa... inthakante em cheppagalanu, adhe maa srinu gaadaithe full beer taapinchi biryani pettinchevaadu. Kaani inni feeslu kattemundu okkasaaraina endhuku kadutunnaru, mee pillodiki adhi ishtam undhaa ledhaa ani alochistunnaraa?
Actually maa nanna aalochinchaaru... EAMCET fee katte mundhe naaku options iccharu Q: Neeku engineering interest undhi kadhaa ? a. undhi. b. ledhu. c. Engineering chesthe katnam ekkuva vastundi D. b opt chesi chudu cheptha. Counselling lo branch select chesukunemundu kuda options iccharu Q; Neeku ye branch teesukovalani undhi ? a. ECE b. Ramesh uncle valla abbayi ece final year lone 30k salary tho job kottadu, so ECE c. ECE chesthe software vaipu kuda try cheyochu, so ECE D. ECE vallu thopulu, nuvvu thope vi. Similar gaa prathee major vishayaniki maa nanna naaku options isthu untaaru, em nannaa ?! Just kidding, maa intlo nenem chestha ani cheppina full support untundi. Andhari parents ki nenu cheppedi entatne mee pillalu baagu padaalani korukodam lo tappu ledu, kaani engineering chesthe tappa baagupadaru ani bhramapadadam tappu. Veelaithe maarchukondi.
3. Naa thoti sodhara mithrulaku, anuraga devatalaku - First benchers, chaduvu tappa inkem ledhane bhramalo nundi bayataku randi. Knowledge sharing ni implement cheyandi, meeru cheppadam valana meekocche marks emi taggavani gurtupettukondi.
Last benchers anagaane Abdul Kalam gaari quote 'The best brains of the nation may be found on the last benches of the classroom' pattukoni picchollalaa behave cheyakandi. Aayana aa statement icchina rojullo paristhiti veru. Venuka koorchunanta maatrana thopulani kaadhu aa thuppas aalochana nundi bayatakocchi avasaram unna classes aina correct ga attend avvandi.
Ika naa jaathi vaallu, Nenu evarikosam anni bhayalanu vadhulukoni speech ivvadaniki ready ayyano vaallu...
The Unspeaking, unheard, unknown... the great people who sit in between first and last benches. All of us are united by low self esteem, low self respect, high inferiority complex, fear and shyness. Mukhyamga 'chepthe emanukuntaaro, adhi correct kaapothe navvutharemo, stage ekkithe naaku gurtuntundo ledu...' ilaa boledu jaragani vishayaalu oohinchukoni bhayapadadam mana speciality. Nenu meelaanti vaadne brother, stage anagaane diabetes vacchedi naaku bathroom ku parigetthevaadni. Naluguri mundhu nilabadi matladalantene vanikipoyevi. Alaantidi mari ee roju ilaa elaa matladutunnanu ? Cheptha... daani kante mundu meeru naaku konni cheppali.
Meeku kuda andharitho chappatlu kottinchukovalani undhaa ledhaa ?
That's great, nenaithe response icchevaadni kaadhu...RGV horror movie lo akkarleni character laa alaa choostu koorchune vaadni. Meeku kuda naluguru gurtupattali, pogadaali ani undhaa leda ?
Mee amma nannalu mee gurinchi pogudutunte vinalani undha ledhaa ?
Ha ha haa. Cool. Undhi, untundi after all we are all humans. Undhi kadhaa aithe meeru cheyyalsindhalla okkate. Reasons vethakadam maanesi overcome cheyadaniki prayatninchandi. Manalni lepadaaniki evadu raadu mama, punaadhi daggarinundi pratee okkati maname cheyyali. Kaneesam punadhi lepadaaniki aina nee vanthu prayatnam nuvvu cheyi, goda kattadaaniki evado okadu saayam cheyadaniki munduku raakaporu. Bhayapadutu koorchunte panavvadu babai. Sare nuvvu anukunnatte navvutaaru anukundaam navvani, needhem poyindhi. Repu nuvvu thope ayithe vaadu maa vaade ani goppalu cheppe 10 mandilo ee roju navvina vaadu munduntaadu.
Simple example cheppanaa...'Chacche siggu, evaraina intiki vasthe bayapadi room lo daakkone Pawan Kalyan, camera mundhuku vacchi natisthe navvutaaru, edhaina antaaru ani room lo koorchunte ee roju Powerstar ayyevaadaa ? Megastar Chiranjeevi tammudike tappa ledhu manamentha.'
Nee bhaynni, apohalani, nyunyata ni vadhili okkasaari bhayataki raa prapancham ninnu chuse vidhaanam maaripotundi. Nuvvanukunte edhaina cheyyagalav mama, okka saari manaspoorthigaa anuko.
Ha ha ha. Naaku telusu idhi cheppadaaniki baane untundi, cheyalantene pant tadisipotundi ani. But, nenu mee mundu nilchunna kadhaa. Naa gurinchi telisina vaallani adagandi, idhi naa life lo entha peddha adventure anedhi. First 30 sec matladithe chaalanukunna, ippudu 30 mins gaa matladutune unna. Neno example laa okkadinayina inspire cheyyalane swardham tho anni bhayaalu daatukoni vacchi intha mandi mundu nilchunna. Nene cheasaanante, meeru cheyadam peddha kashtam kaadhu.
It's your life mamaa, Inspire chese vaadivi avuthava, Inspire ayye vaadivi avuthuava anedhi nee ishtam. Which one are you ?
This is all I want to say. Thank You.
Ee story pai mee abhiprayanni kinda comment cheyandi. Baaga connect ainattu anipisthe... adhe time waste chesanattu anipisthe fb.com/samosauday private message lo mee feelings ni drop cheyagalarani manavi.
