Confessions Of An Average Software Engineer About 9 To 6 Cliche Jobs In A Filmy Way!

Note 1: For better experience, open your eyes wide. Assume you are standing beside me. Follow my instructions. Imagine while reading: Nuvvu, nenu o light particle size lo untam... Note 2: Mottham monologue untadhi...ante kindha raasina pratheedhi naa dialogue ye, nee matalu undav kaani vaatiki naa response untadi. Nuv em adigaav anedhi, naa response ni batti guess chesukovali nuvvu. Write down your feeling on a notepad first. Go...do it. Cool. Ready for the ride? Yeah...! Chalo... Vroooommmm...! Left side chudu... Haa Cyber Towers edhurugane unnam. Avunu, adhi Shilpakala. Aa adhe audio release events jarigedhi. Straight velthe Kothaguda Junction, Left pothe Mindsp...heyy aapu. Forgot to tell you, idhi Hyderabad vihara yatra kaadhu, nenu nee free guide ni kaadhu. I wanted to show you a story in person. So, zip your lips... What? Center Fresh endhuku? Oh, zip ur lips kaa... Seriously bro, mundha Jabardasth chudadam maney. Forget everything and follow my words... clear?. Adhigo green kosam wait chestunna chaala cars madhya, kotthaga merisipothunna white Baleno undhi kadhaa, adhe mana lead car. Lead ante aa hero anuko, ease kosam lead ni nenanuko. Aaha adhi kaadhu, the one without registration, aa balloons amme pillodu window knock chesthunnade adhe. Song vinipisthundhaa...? Bro... come closer. Zoom in. Heyy wait... zoom out! Bayapadaku... Bayapadaku... We are not in the middle of eastern ghats. Mundhu zoom out chey, inkaa, inkoncham... haa better... avi naa moham meedhi motimalu. Song: "Nannadigi tali thandri kannaaraa... Naa pillale nannadigi puttaraa..." Idhi katha kaadhu... Ahaa nenu cheppedhi kathe but, aa song Idhi katha kaadhu movie lo Devude icchadu veedhi okati... Aaa song ye play avutundi. Yeah, nenu chaala smart ga unnanu kadha. Nenu ante narrate chese nenu kaadhu, car lo unna lead nenu. Fossil watch, iPhone 7, Baleno car, rich skin tone, Infosys tag... wait bro, nenu chepthanu kadhaa... akkadike velthunnaam... veedenti ee song vintunnadane ga... Ippudu zoom chey, extreme optical zoom in. No no antha kadu...Zoom in ayyi brain lopalaki vellipoyella unnav...wait!! Baa kangaru manishi la unnavu saami nuvvu! Ila zoom in lu zoom out lu esthonte disturbed ga undhi kaani, cinematic ga choopisth padhaa... Ok ga ?! Lets go... ##START## Green light padindi. PEEP. Sudden horn sound... 'Rey... Kallu kakulu ... Chusi vellara pilla p***...' poddhuna friend frustrate chesthe, car ki chaala dooramga cut chesinaa veedi meedha burst ayyanu. Garuda puranam lo kottha chapter add cheyyali, Hyderabad traffic lo drive cheyadam gurinchi. Literally HELL. PEEP 'Dicky check chesav kadhaa... Bonnet kuda chusthavaa... Dhaa naa pant lo kuda check chey ra... open chey picchi p***' security check chesi, gate open cheyadam marchipoyina office security guard meedha kuda aa frustration megham urimindhi. PEEP 'Ya hi... Me? I'll join later... You ahead... Ippude kadhamma vacchindhi, appude coffee break aa !!' Finger scan chesi lopalaki vellagaane edhuraina team mates, ammayilu kadhaa frustration adhupulo pettukovalsi vacchindi. PEEP 'Nee yamma... Neekem ayyindhe sudden ga... Night proper ga ne unnav gaa... Mental dobbutundi, thuu...dheenamma jeevitham! Ee erri pappalu vaccharo ledho' desk daggariki velli laptop on cheyagaane, fan error antoo aagipoyeppatiki frustration boost avutu tech support valla vaipu vellindhi. PEEP 'Aa chesthunna thalli, sare... Pettey inka.Thestaanu... untaa...' 'Idhemaina naa kompa anukuntundhaa... Aa book edho konukku saavochu gaa, kakkurthi.' Competitive exams kosam prepare avutunna chelli pampina PDF doc ni print teestundaga, frustration ni pump chesendhuku apptike 4 times gurtu chesi malli gurtu cheyadaniki chelli call chesindi. PEEP 'Yes, sure Nanda, I'll finish it by EOD. By evening?! No no, that's not possible. It's not an assumption, that's how things work. OK. I am not sure but, I'll try. Sure, sure. Done.' 'Ettettaaa ? Old version asp file ni new version file ga one click tho convert chese software undhemo vethakaalaa! Last 2 weeks nundi night 2 varaku ikkade kottinchukuntunna ga... Nenu puttindhe ee company ki work cheyadaniki kadhaa... Kaneesam adhi impossible ra ani cheppina ardham chesukodaniki try cheyadenti lavangam gaadu...' Coffee vending machine daggara nilchoni cardamom tea fill chestunte vacchi discussion pettina manager meedha frustration ni manasulone echos isthu. PEEP 'Chudu Aparna... You are no more a fresher right? Yes or no ? 3+ years exp tho ila chesthe...huh, what's this?? Requirement enti? No no... Nenichina requirement kaadhu, nuv chesina dhanni batti idi ye requirement ki set avuthundo chepthe aa task status update cheyadaniki try chestha. What... 6.30 ayyindha? Yeah...vellu. No, avasaram ledhu, don't commit a single line. I will take care of it. Please go.' Status update kosam velthe, work cheyadam maanesi notification sounds tho irritation vacchela chat chesthunna aparna ni emi analeka frustration ni mingi, intiki vellamani cheppalsi vacchindi. PEEP 'Rey... avi endeyyi...' 'Aa sare amma... Alaage... Nannaki endhuk... Aa nanna... Ahaa adhem ledhu... Ledhu, ledhu... Ippude office nundi vacchanandi. Untaa mari...' 'Rey half teesuku ra chaalu, poddhunne office ki vellali. Haldiram's tevoy...', washing machine work avvagane amma call matladutu, nanna ki em ledhani cheppi, frustration ni suppress cheyadaniki mandhu kottalsi vacchindi. PEEP 'Rey bavaa... Poddhuna office ki ready ayi velthunte nuvvo maata annav gurthundhaa...? Ahaa adhi kaadhu... Adhi kaadhu bey. Nen cheptha. Nuv cloth muyyi... Nen cheptha ga... ' "Aaa... Ee 9 to 5 jobs parama boring raa ela chesthaaru meerasalu?? Fun undadu, challenging ga undadu, adhe desk, adhe computer, adhe work... Ctrl C, Ctrl V. Google, Stackoverflow, GitHub... Entraa babu... Naaku 2 months chesppatiki bore dobbindhi.... Asalu passion gatra em undadha raa meeku?? Dabbulosthunnay, bathukuthunnam anthene life ante...!" Idhe gaa nuv cheppindhi inchuminchugaa... Asala software job chese valla meedha antha peddha dialogue endhku kottav raa? Situation enti... Enti...?? Aa software valla meedha edho comedy scene vasthunde. Comedy scene ki antha peddha matalu avasaram ledhe... What's the reason? Reason enti baava... nee lover ninnu terminate chesindi... adhe hand icchindi. Adhi mundhu ammayi, aa tarwata nee lover, aa tarwata software engineer... dhaani meedha kopam ni collective ga 9 to 5 jobs valla meedha chupinchav. Maavaaa... Nuv ye emotion tho annavo naaku teleedu kaani... aa matala valla o frustration ee rojantha naannu ventaadindhi... Ippudu kakkeyyali, lepothe tattukolenu! One minute. Bhaaveee.... Software engineer... 9 to 5 job... oh sorry... 9 to 5 fucking boring job... Comedy piece lu... Hmmm... Maavaa... Nijame maavaa... Naaku passion antuu em ledhu. Endhukundaali?? 59% tho pass ayina maavaa... Job vasthundho ledho teleedhu... Lucky ga edho company vaadu kanikarinchi oka job icchindu. Dabbulu manchiga osthunnay. Poddhunne 9 ki office la unta, 8 kalla malla intlo unta. Office lo nuv annatte Ctrl C, Ctrl V. Google lepothe paristhiti endho telvadh, adhi oppukunta. 30th night lopu salary teesukunta... luxury ga bathukutha. Fun... fun endhi maavaa?? Office lo fun endhi naaku ardham kaadhu?! Nee fun endho naaku telvadh kaani maaku fun ki dokaa undadu. Challenging... requirement ki tagga code Google lo vethiki Ctrl C, Ctrl V cheyadamlo unna challenge inkekkada undhi maavaa. Adhi chesthe thappa ardham kaadhu, adhi eppudu ventade emotion. Last lo entadi dabbulosthunnay bathukutunnam... adhe kadaa life ante mari. Nuv passion ane peru pettukoni kashtapadedi deniki? Dabbu kosame gaa? Ledhu, naaku dabboddhu naa acting ki recognition saalu anna actor ni okkadni choopinchu. Undaru... Undakudadu kooda... Endhukundaali... passion, profession edhaithe enti dabbu kosame anthaa. Nuv 2 months ayina work chesaav, nenaithe mee cinema shoot lo one day kuda undalenu. Alaa ani cinema fun kaadhantunnanaa? Neeku software job, 9 to 6 job nacchakapovacchu... adhi nee personal opinion. Nee gu... kaadhu le nee daggare unchuko. Personal opinions ki passion ki link pedathaarenti maava. Neeku dabbutho patu recognition kuda kaavali, naaku dabbu okkate chaalu. Anthe teda tappa passionu, pop cornu ani, fun undadu, mannundadu, challenging, chillara antoo sollu cheptharenti antaa. Avunayya... sare nuv anukunatte fun ledhu, challenging kaadhu, passion assale kadhu anukundham still nenu software engineer gaa ne untaa. Thappenti? Convenience anukuntaavo, Compromise anukuntaavo anuko maavaa... Tappu cheyyatledu, illegal kadhu, cheppukoleni pani assale kaadhu mari endhuku edho 9 to 5 job ante antha chinna choopu okkodiki. Enti... ardhamaindhaa...?? Idhi ardham kaapothe cheppu inko version undhi konchem naatu ga...' Oven lo biryani petti, 10 mins set chesi mandhu esthu, aa roju mottham frustration ki reason ayina most cliched dialogue ki clarification icchi inkedho cheppaboyelopu... Oven 10 mins complete ayyindhi... PEEP. ## END ## Bro... nidrapotunnavaa?? Hmmm... Inka response em adaganu ninnu. Enti... response isthavaa? Ayyy... alaantivi ikkada vaddhu, baagodu. Vaddhu... Okay, DM chey. Dhenikaa? fb.com/samosauday ki DM chey.