Note: The writer is not anti-social, and does not hate people. However, he hates the excesses of social media and prefers staying away from that circus.
Maanava jaathi lo kontha mandi oka pakka kotha kotha Rocketlu kanipetti Mars ki vellalani chusthonte inko pakka inkontha mandi ivala na pic ki enni likes vachayi, ah pilla emani comment chesindi ani aalochinchatam tho time gadipesthnaru. Asalu ee "social" gola antha ekkadnunchi modalayyindi? Charithra putallo konni answers dorakachandoy!
Aadi manavudu thana gumpu lo imadalani thega try chese vadu. Ah gumpu lo vadiki acceptance lekapothe life eh ledu kabatti. Okkade unte edo rathri sudden ga ye Aadi Puli oh vachi attack chesthadi, chachi oorkuntadu. Gumpu lo unte oka security untundi, thindi dorukuthundi...vadiki koddo goppo skill unte ammayi kuda.
Appati nundi start ayyindandi, ee Gumpu lo Govinda. Padi mandi manalni accept chesi, "Nuv thope baa!" ani chepthe gani mana life ki ardham ledani manaki gatti nammakam. Society lo status, social media lo reputation, ivalanni lekapothe jeevitham lo emi saadhinchaledani feel ayipotham. Koddi varaku paravaledu, mithi meerithene...bedisi kottiddi.
1. Selfie Picha: Ekkadikaina vellinappudu mundu ah place chudakunda selfielu digi akkade 3G signal kosam ethukuthuntaru. Asale ee madhya selfie sticklu kuda vachi sachayi. Monna evaro selfie teeskundamani konda meeda nundi padipoyaranta. Vachina pani chudandi boss, place ni experience cheyandi. Anthe gani Selfie digaama, upload chesama, likelu paddaya ani kadu. Selfitis aney kotha jabbu kuda vasthondita, scientistlu antnaru. Ma Bisket Vidya ki unnattundi idhi. Very likely.
2. Pakkolla tho Comparision: Remember one thing. Everyone out there is just as lonely as you are. McDonalds, CCD ki velli kuda check-ins chese vaallani chusi kullukovadam endi chillara ga?? Do what you like, when you like. Vadevado poyi ayidu nakshatrala swimming pool lo munigadani nuvvu soka samudram lo mulagakkarledu.
sollu karchama aanandinchama, lite teeskunnama annattu untaru. Depth lo edaina unte "Abbeeyy...manakenduku. Kinda edo Shriya Saran hot anta adi chuddam pa"... adi general feeling.
(Anduke ee clickbaiting lantivi use cheyalsosthundi. Ee postki kuda heroine pic pettindi anduke.)
2. Pakkolla tho Comparision: Remember one thing. Everyone out there is just as lonely as you are. McDonalds, CCD ki velli kuda check-ins chese vaallani chusi kullukovadam endi chillara ga?? Do what you like, when you like. Vadevado poyi ayidu nakshatrala swimming pool lo munigadani nuvvu soka samudram lo mulagakkarledu.
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3. Dani valla depression: Chala depression cases ee madhya ee thokka lo comparisionla valla vasthunnayata. CSE lo pichodi madiri thirige Prudhvi gadu US ki poyi Strip Club lo pics pedthunnadani, inkevado relationship status update chesadani yedche badulu nuvvu update avvu babjee!
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4. Limited attention spans: Manollaki ee madhya assalu, ante assalu attention undatla. Newsfeed lo scroll cheskuntu edo click chesama, chusi View post on imgur.com
5. Chettha Vocabulary: Chala mandi dictionaryla lo thongi chusthe "Lolll, ROFL, LMAO, Kewl" thappa peddaga words kanapadavu. Internet, messaging language kakunda proper languagelu evi aanatledu. Idhi FB, Whatsapp lo unnantha varaku baane untundi... Kani inti nundi baitikosthe?
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6. RIP Curiosity, Long Live Anxiety : Oka book chadivithe deni paina aina knowledge vasthundi. Leda edaina experience chesthe ye vishayam gurinchaina thelsiddi. Aadu eedu em chesthunnado, mana gurinchi em aalochisthunnado anedi vadilesi edaina field lo expertise thecchukotaniki try chesthe baguntundi. Ani Swami Bisketananda selaviccharu.
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7. Paina Pataaram, Lona Lotaaram: Appude kalisina vaallatho pics digesi, yedo pedda enjoy chesi peekesthunnattu vanda hashtagla tho updates pedtharu.
"Enjoyyyd a lottt wd mah frndz. Bst Day oF Mah Lyfff!!" - with Halwa Raj and 12 other morons.
Khali dabbalu ekkuva motha chesthayata. Baita talk.
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8. Virtual Snehaalu: Nuvvu FB lo gelike ammayi ninnu love chesthundo ledo thelvadu. Asalu akkadunnadi ammayo kado kuda clarity ledu. Jaagrattha babjee, nilabetti bodi gundu kotteygalaru!
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9. Identity problaalu: Rojulanni ila Facebook paina gadipesthe nee strengths endi, nee weaknesses endi...ee kathantha thelusukunedi eppudu? Kotha tab open chesi edaina panikochedi try chesthe manchidi, for starters. Or even better, close the goddamn laptop, go out and do something REAL. For a change. Try.
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Mothaniki cheppochedenti ante... Social media valla chala advantages undachu. Facebook, Twitter lo revolutionlu modalu pettina varu kuda unnaru. Danni ela use cheskuntavo adi mana chethullo untadi. Realise it before it's too late. Sign out of Facebook and sign into life.
Ika selavu. :)
