(Article by Krishna Priya Dwibhashi, a software employee in Hyderabad.)
Disclaimer - E categories kevalam navvukodaniki matrame. Mana anukune “Mana valla” vishayam lo matram, ilanti categorylu kakarkayalu pettukokandi. :P
Naku chinnappudu school lo food, shelter and clothing are the basic necessities of life ani nerpincharu. Kani naku telisi ippati pillalaki aa mooditi tho paatu “Mobile” ani kuda add chesi untaru. Second class pilladi nunchi Century daatina tatayya daka andaru cell vadestunnaru. Kani okkokalla vaadakam okko type. Idigondi konni vaadakalu-
1. Nenu chesta pettey!: Kontha mandi untaru...chala kontha mandi...manam call chesina, cut chesi valle chestaru. Papam valla daggara balance ekkuva undi ani kadu, mana daggara balance. Takkuva undi ani. Ilanti vallani chustuntene, prapancham lo manchitanam inka batike undi anipistu untundi!
2. Missed Call Biddalu: Missed call icche vallandariki nadi oka vinnapamu… Point No.1 - Nadhi Ambani family kadu, naku mobile recharge free kadu. Point No.2 - Missed call iste iccharu...oka rendu ringukayina ivvandi...okati ara iste, iccharani kuda ardham kavatla.
3. Mr/Ms Aavesam: Kontha mandi untaru..call chesinappudu vallu cheppali anukunnadhi, school lo padyam appacheppinattu cheppesi, mana maata kuda vinakunda pettestaru.
"Vadini ala vadileyakandira!!Evarikayina chupinchandi ra!!"
4. Vinapadala!: Ee category vallu Andala Rakshasi lo heroine type anamata. Ante veelu arustunna secret cheptunnattu untundi. Veellu phone chesinappudu earphones pettukovadam kadu…phone cheviloki doorchina sariga vinapadadu! Please...punyam untundi...koncham volume penchava. Sagam vinipinchi sagam vinapadakapothe BP perigela undi!
5. Telangana Sakuntalalu: Veellu mana Andala Rakshasulaki opposite. Kastapadi manaki phone chestaru kani, nijam cheppalante, valla gontulaki direct ga matladina vinipistundemo! Phone lo vine manake ila unte, inka papam pakkana vadi paristiti ento!
6. Ghajinilu: Ilanti vallaki vanda sarlu phone chesina “Evaru matladedhi” ani adugutaru. Inka emanna ante...SIM marcha, phone reset chesa ani sollu kaburlu cheptaru. Vellani tittadaniki ayina kotha bootulu kanipedithe bagundu anipistundi!Phone lo SAVE ani oka option undiddi… Danni kuda appudappudu vadutu undandi baguntundi…
7. Phone undi leni vallu!: Kontha mandi untaru..vallaki asalu phone enduku undo aa devudike teliyali! Calls ettaru, message ki reply ivvaru. Ilanti valla number save chesukuni mana phone lo memory bokka tappithe, ardha rupayi prayojanam kuda ledu.
“Nee phone teesukelli Moosi lo munchi moota pettu!Deniki paniki radu adhi!”
8. Sreyobhilashulu!: Kontha mandi untaru..manam eppudu chesina “Arey! Neeku eroje call cheddam anukuntunna..anthalopala nuvve chesav” antaru. Kani vallu cheppina “eroju” eppatiki radu ani vallaki telusu..manaki telusu. Manam vini ananda padali anthe inka!
Evaru ela unna...matladtam matram aapakandi! Endukante... Prati friendu...avasaram e ra!
2. Missed Call Biddalu: Missed call icche vallandariki nadi oka vinnapamu… Point No.1 - Nadhi Ambani family kadu, naku mobile recharge free kadu. Point No.2 - Missed call iste iccharu...oka rendu ringukayina ivvandi...okati ara iste, iccharani kuda ardham kavatla.
3. Mr/Ms Aavesam: Kontha mandi untaru..call chesinappudu vallu cheppali anukunnadhi, school lo padyam appacheppinattu cheppesi, mana maata kuda vinakunda pettestaru.
"Vadini ala vadileyakandira!!Evarikayina chupinchandi ra!!"
4. Vinapadala!: Ee category vallu Andala Rakshasi lo heroine type anamata. Ante veelu arustunna secret cheptunnattu untundi. Veellu phone chesinappudu earphones pettukovadam kadu…phone cheviloki doorchina sariga vinapadadu! Please...punyam untundi...koncham volume penchava. Sagam vinipinchi sagam vinapadakapothe BP perigela undi!
5. Telangana Sakuntalalu: Veellu mana Andala Rakshasulaki opposite. Kastapadi manaki phone chestaru kani, nijam cheppalante, valla gontulaki direct ga matladina vinipistundemo! Phone lo vine manake ila unte, inka papam pakkana vadi paristiti ento!
6. Ghajinilu: Ilanti vallaki vanda sarlu phone chesina “Evaru matladedhi” ani adugutaru. Inka emanna ante...SIM marcha, phone reset chesa ani sollu kaburlu cheptaru. Vellani tittadaniki ayina kotha bootulu kanipedithe bagundu anipistundi!Phone lo SAVE ani oka option undiddi… Danni kuda appudappudu vadutu undandi baguntundi…
7. Phone undi leni vallu!: Kontha mandi untaru..vallaki asalu phone enduku undo aa devudike teliyali! Calls ettaru, message ki reply ivvaru. Ilanti valla number save chesukuni mana phone lo memory bokka tappithe, ardha rupayi prayojanam kuda ledu.
“Nee phone teesukelli Moosi lo munchi moota pettu!Deniki paniki radu adhi!”
8. Sreyobhilashulu!: Kontha mandi untaru..manam eppudu chesina “Arey! Neeku eroje call cheddam anukuntunna..anthalopala nuvve chesav” antaru. Kani vallu cheppina “eroju” eppatiki radu ani vallaki telusu..manaki telusu. Manam vini ananda padali anthe inka!
Evaru ela unna...matladtam matram aapakandi! Endukante... Prati friendu...avasaram e ra!
