Being a medico. A part of our learning process is “learning to talk to patients, and valla disease history theeskovadam” . So, patients ki entha chiraku vachina, memu chachinatlu konni questions gucchi gucchi adagali. Nijame, vaallu paapam pain lo untaru, kaani, memu adagali adigi theerali. Ala aduguthu unnappudu ma experiences ento oka look eddham. P.S: This article is based on a conversation with my medico friend Sheethal Seelamanthula. Idhi andhari medicos aavedhana.
1. Baa baa ba baabuu: Uniform vesukuni valla side ae velthunna mammalni chusi 'Evaru nuvvu? ila unnaventi? em kaavali neeku?' ani oka weird look istharu. Mem mimmalni konni questions adagali ante ' already doctor gaaru chusesaru amma, tata, bye bye' antaru. Aa doctor ae mammalni pamparu ani cheppina nammaru. Veellani convince chese time lo makocche thalanoppiki direct amruthamjan thineyyali anipisthadi.
2. Relatives of Relangi Moyya: Pralayam vacche mundhu prakruthi la, chaala prashantham ga untaru. 'Varma teaser bagundhayya' anentha positivity unna vallu veellu. Verryyy cooperative. Enni questions adigini opigga cheptharu, enni tests chesina opigga cheyinchukuntaru. Peruke patients kani vella patience levels peaks lo untundhi. Mahaanubhavulu.
3. Sleeping Beauties: Appativaruku phone lo PUBG aaduthu, pakkanollatho 'Talk show host' la maatladuthu unna veellu...mammalni chudagane, maa mundhe..gattiga aavalisthu.. shavasanam vesestharu. Bed meedha atu itu dorlutharu. Ante, nidra poyye vallani lepi adigithe baagodu ani memu lite theeskuntam kadhaa. Mahaanatulu.
4. Plate Twisters: Manaki frustration raavalemo, vellaki 24 hrs ON lone untadhi. Case sheet pattukuni akkadi nunchi inch kuda move avvani maa face chudaleka...chirakulo maako history cheppi, maa sir raangane motham maarchi padestharu. Appudu ardham authundi maaku adhi History kaadhu Story ani. Aa story vinna maa saaru garu, mem patients tho minimum kuda matladi undamu ani fix ayyi ' RMP ki asst la kuda panikiravu' ani trigger aipotharu.
5. The Autobiography Batch: Konni hereditary diseases, major communicable diseases rule out cheyyadaniki, valla family medical history adigithe...vallu ' Basha flashback' type lo cheppe aa story loni detailing entha heavy untadhante.. mammalni niddarlo lepi valla family tree geeyamante, with their DOB geesestham. Konni konni sarlu topic divert ayyi Petrol prices, politics, life lessons , philosophy, Bigg boss evaru win autharu antuu adigina point vadhilesi irrelavent stuff antha cheptharu.
6.Interviewers: ' Meeru ae year? mee perenti?' lanti casual talk aithe ok. but 'mee parents em chestharu? Eamcet/ Neet lo rank entha? Mee writing endhuku ala untundhi? kooralo entha kaaram vesukuntaru? Apron tide tho uthikava nirma tho uthikava?' ani top to bottom full ga scan chesthu..raka rakaala questions vesi mammalni interview chestharu.
7. Whole Pyaamilee Doctors Vonly: Correct ga patient tho connect ayyi, valla problem ni maa problem ga feel ayye time lo...valla family lo evarevaru, ekkada medicine chestunnaru, vallaki entha rank occhindhi, valla relatives lo entha mandhi doctors unnaru ane dikkumaalina discussion okati pedatharu. Enduko artham kaadu. Ante, valla family lo doctors unnarani teliste manchi treatment isthamu..lekapothe ivvamu ana?. Avanni vini vala ego satisfy cheyyadam kosam oka chinni smile icchestham.
8. What An Enthusiasm: Ward lo Entho concentration tho, chaala focused ga oka patient cheppe details note chesukuntu untam. Adhe time lo 'Fasak' ani ekkadi nunchi vastharo teliyadhu , ma venukale nunchuni case sheet ni moon medha kanipinchina sai baba pic ni chusinattu alaage chusthu untaru. Porapatuna eye contact icchama..anthe. ' Thondaraga vacchi maa details kuda teesuko amma/baabu' ani mammalni thondara pettestharu.
9. Jai Google Thalli : Manaki unna symptoms kodithe daaniki related oka list of diseases isthadu mana google mama. Avanni batti pattesi, em artham ayyina kaakapoyina, naaku anni telusu anna feel tho ostharu. Konni konni sarlu chadivaka kottha symptoms kanipisthayi. So, avi lekapoyina, doctor deggarki vachinappudu, 'sir naaku ee problem vacche chance undha?, Inka enni rojulu brathiki untanu?' ani vallu aduguthunnappudu google open chesi ' Why is my daridram like this?' ani search chestham. Paapam hypochondriacs.
10. Nen Hurtu Batch: Smoking, drinking etc habits gurinchi adiginappudu, Konthamandhi monnane 3 days back manesa antaru. '3 days aithe danini aapatam antaru saaar maneyyatam anaru' ani mem ante hurt aipotharu. 'Mee way of lifestyle koddiga marchukovali, food habits change chesukovali, daily koddiga exercise cheyyali' ani mem suggest chesthe adhedho insult la feel autharu. ' Aaa maaku thelusu le' ane type lo oka look istharu. Mee manchike kadha saar/ma'am cheppedhi.
11. Raka Rakamula Janulu: Konthamandi siggu padatharu. Konthamandhi visukkuntaru. Inkonthamandi memu edaina scan pattukuni, problem enti ani chusthu unnappudu sudden ga vallaki edho aipoyindhi anukuni edchestharu. Em ledhamma...emi kaaledhu anna vinaru. Ilaa vallu enni rakalu ga behave chesina...vallu healthy ga unte mem vallakanna ekkuva happy ga untam..malli hospital ki ravalsina avasram vallaki raakudadhu ani korukuntam.
