What If... Our Jobs Had Honest Descriptions?!

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What If... Our Jobs Had Honest Descriptions?!
When we were young, we wanted to be fancy things like Pilots, Actors, Cricketers and Ninjas. But later our parents asked us to wake up and shut up, and pursue a practical job. Like a software engineer. Or some government job, at least. "Kalalu kantuu kurchunte punya kaalam kastha gadichipothundi" lanti bhari philosophical dialoguelu kastha gattiga kottesariki ika thappaka...emi cheyleka...eedchukuntuu resume chankana petkuni interview ki vellamu. Select ayyi jeetham kosamo, society lo "izzat" kosamo, leda manchi pelli sambandham kosamo ala jobla lo jeevitham kaanichesthunnam. Ila mana jobla ki company vaallu baita icche descriptionlu kakunada pachi nijaalu matladukunte...it looks like this anmaata. 1. Security Guard: 1 2. HR Recruiter: 2 3. Social Media Strategist: 3 4. Graphic Designer 4 5. Customer Care Executive: 5 6. Tech Support: 6 7. Software Developer 7 8. Project Manager 8 9. Team Lead: 14 10. Entrepreneur: 9 11. Client Service: 10 12. Intern: 11 13. Receptionist: 12 14. Copywriter: 13 Your job isn't one of the above? Let us know your honest description in the comments!!