Wherever we go there is always one friend who doesn’t want to click a selfie or a picture. Vallu entha ‘seize the moment, don’t waste it by taking selfies’ ani sollu esina the real real is that they are unphotogenic. Eh group lo nenu oka bhaagame. Baita entha cute ga kanipinchina photos lo mathram dharidhram kanipisthaam. Dheeni venakaala reason entha vethakalani try chesina dhorakale, it’s a conspiracy against us. After a point we have become a photo dodging ninja and discovered techniques to disapper as the camera comes out. So here’s an article dedicated to all my other photo dodging ninjas and unphotogenic people out there.
1. Profile picture is 3 years old Profile picture marchadam ma vallah kaadhu because it is beyond our control. Marchalani maaku unna prakriti inka paristithulu sahakarinchavu. Kaani oka manchi picture dhorikithe anni Facebook, Instagram ani evi vadhalakunda annitiki adhe petteshtam.( Akhariki Gmail account kuda vaadesthaam)
2. Social media posts Evarana social media accounts open chesthe atleast 70% vaala photos untaayi kaani maavi motham sunsets, nature, memes thappa maa mohaalu undavu.
3. No difference Iphone aina mamul cellphone aina no difference, manchi photo theeskodaniki mana expression eh baalekapothe papam high pixels unna phones em chesthaayi.
4. Siggu kaadhu Sigga paada, mem photos natural ga dhigithe prapancham enni dhaaranalu chudavasi vasthadho maaku thelsu ganaka.
5. Just cannot smile We are always smiling except except when a photo is being taken. Smile entha baagunna camera vasthe adhi automatic ga maayam aipothadhi, it’s like a reflex.
6. Oka good photo Manaki manchi photo thagalaali ante minimum 50 photos dhigaali andhulo oka bhaagunte chaalu inka manam mind lo oka dance veskuntaam inka aanandh bhaashpaalu vasthaayi.
7. Unfair life Photos ki pose cheyyadaniki try chesthaam, BUT EVERY SINGLE TIME, you feel like a constipated robot. You know more than your fair share of not-so-pretty people who look great in photographs. Maaku inka nammak poyindhi dhora.
8. Filters are life Filters peru chepthe chaalu mana face 1000 watts bulb laaga veligipothadhi. Filters gurinchi manaki entha bhaaga thelsu ante just say the name and we’ll use it.
9. Blackmail Manavi bad photos ani manam anukokapoina mana friends dhaanini save chesi, inko 10 mandhi ki chupinchi navi manalni realise aiye na chethaaru. Friends have secret stash of bad photos to blackmail us.
10. Just nothing We never have a good profile. Kontha mandhi ki left profile baaguntadhi ledha right mana photos asal eh angle lo baagodhu. Mana dharidhram entha strong untadhi ante manaki oka manchi profile parallel universe lo kuda undadhu.
11. No candid photos please How people look in candid photos will always remain a mystery to us. Planned and posed photos eh bhaagovu ante inka candids lo inkentha item ga untaamo unhinchandi.
12. Tagging kashtaalu Manaki biggest heart appudu vasthadhi ante when we see a notification that someone has tagged you in a picture. Anthe mana nijam swaroopam andhariki thelipoyindhi ani it’s time to move to another country ani bags saddheskuntaam.
13. Just hate photos Hate single photos as well as group photos because people post pictures you look the ugliest in. There should be a law against this, mana approval lekunda ela post chesthaaru asala.
14. Live in the moment Jokes apart we actually enjoy the moment we are in. We know what’s going on around us and have fun to the fullest.
