Contributed By Deepti Nadiminti
“Sshhhh, andaru maa ammaylani eppudu edho okati anadame. Cha, ento ee baadhalu, kashtalu maaku” said a girl to her boyfriend.
After few mins, aa ammayi ‘Sasirekha Parinayam’ lo Tarun speech ki Genelia icche expression petti kurchundhi calm ga. Enduku antara? Induku:
His version:
“Phew! Entey eppudu chusina kashtalu kashtalu ani edusthuntaru? Ippudu chepthunna maa kashtalu ento. Vinu!
Periods periods antaru.. sarey oppukunta kani nela ki maha aithe naalgu rojulu. Andulo noppi undedhi rendu rojulu. Kani maaku nela ki enni rojulu kashtaluntayo telsa meeku? Intlo family tho TV or cinema chusthunnappudu, edaina romantic scene occhina prati sari covering ivvadaniki kashtapadtham. Akkada untey dorkipotham, sudden ga vellipothe doubt ostundi.
Labour pains antaru. Malli oppukunta. Daaniki minchina pain undadhu ee prapancham lo. Kani entha sepu? Oka ghanta or max konni ghantalu. Kani memu enni saarlu, entha kashta padthe meeru pregnant avtharu? Meeku cesarean option ayina untundhi!
Sex vishayame teesko. Evarke climax kashtam avthundhi? Peru ke meeku. Nyayanga chusthe aa kashtam maadhi! Coz maaku matter ledu ani talk okati spread chestharu ga malli.
Next career. Oka vela nuvvu khaali ga job lekanda intlo untey emana antara ninnu? Oorke intlo thini kurchuntunnav, Illu gadavali ani eppudaina ey naanna ayina kooturni annada? Mammalni antaru!
Meeru settle ayina avvakapoyina pelli oka option meeku. Kani maa daridram, pelli cheskodam lo unna litigations inka denloni undavu.
Inkoti ee masculinity! Evadu start chesado kani! Maaku bhayalu, emotions u undava? Undakudadha? Artha raatri edhaina sound occhina, evaraina time kani time lo door kottina, mammalne first pampistharu. Meeru abbayilu aney tag tho. Ey? Memu maatram manshulam kaada??
Pelli ayyaka pillalu pedda avthunnappudu, abbayi untey vaadu ey alavatlu cheskuntunnado ani oka spy. Ammayi ayithe daanni evadu try chesthunnado ani oka spy. Abbayi ayithe career, ammayi ayithe career plus pelli – sampadinchala?
Innnnnnnii kashtalu pettukuni, vinalsi vacchevi maatram ammayla kashtalu!
And inni kashtalu unna, baitaki mee laa show cheskokanda, maa image ni carry chestham choodu, andukene eppatki Abbayle thope!”
NOTE: Meeru elago pattinchukoru ani telisina kooda, cigarette pack meedha statutory warning esinattu ee NOTE lu memu vesthuntaamu....! Ee story ni oka humor kosam ee author raasaaru. Deenini light-hearted ga ne chadavalsindi ga manavi....!
