Monthly duty manaki. Ochey salary lo savings ki koncham pakkana pettina pettakapoina deni vata pakkana pettalisindhe.
1. Oddhu annakuda oche aasthi, prathi nela peekinchukovaali. Vellina prathi sari oka kottha flavor untadhi veella daggara... honey wax antaaru, slim wax antaaru... baboi! Ekkado chota kaaluthundi, aunty mellaga anatam alsayam, ayyo nenu em cheyyaledhu amma shave cheskunnattu unnav andhuke koncham growth thick ayyindhi nenu em cheyyalenu antaaru.
2. Only extras theeyyandi please, last time kooda ekkuva theesesaru. Idhi manam prathi saari cheppey dialogue ae asalu pattinchukunte ga... Ishtam occhinattu pikesthaaru. Bald-eyebrows ani oka terminology ni include cheyyali Oxford Dictionary lo. Our life for few days be like Friend : Hey what’s wrong with your face? Me : Dude! I am carrying the “Bald-Eyebrows” look.
3. Face enti amma antha dull ga undhi? Facial cheyyana? Nee age lo unnappudu naa face entha smooth ga undedho thelusa? *Meeru ilanti beauty parlour ki velli undaru*
4. Haircuts anevi ladies tho eppudu cheyincha koodadhu, battalu uthikinattu juttu pattukoni atu itu thippi dry chesestharu ishtam ochinattu..! Divide chesi cheyyandi ante, enduku madam meeku ekkuva juttu ledhu ga antaaru, (*WTH* did she just say, ok chuck it) equal ga cut cheyyaru, heat ekkuva pettesthaaru, heat kam karo ji ante, Madam alane cheyyali koncham dandruff undhi meeku, mottham pothundhi antaaru. I mean what the hell!
5. Hair cut chesina tharawatha blow dry appudu heat ekkuva pettadam, "Koncham dry ga ledhu? Parledhu lendi Hair spa cheyyinchukondi next week" anatam.
I understand your tricks you bloody parlour lady.. ne parlour ki raavatam manesthaanu peedha odhilipothundhi..
6. Edho okati kothaga try cheyyali ani mana aratam ki anthu paddhu undadhu.. hair colouring is that one concept which is pretty clear for the entire universe but not me or is it confusing for everyone like me? Let me do some research. Research antha cheskoni velli na sare akkadiki poyaaka mottham confuse chesesthaaru..
But at the end you will be in this gang called “Once you colour your hair you’ll always keep doing it”. After knowing the after effects too...
7. Manam hadavidi lo unnappude parlour lo full rush untundhi.. elago ala request chesthe, karma kaali manam appude waxing ki pothe.. ishtam ochinattu peekesthaaru. You know what the biggest tragedy is?
Noticing that still some is left over here & there, Noooooooo!
8. Ee product theesko amma color raakapothe paisalu wapis isthaanu.. adhi idhi anukuntu .. baahubali lo Anushka lekka promises lu chesthu untaaru kaani idhi maaradhu.. maname maari aa 50 rs ki em godava padathaam ani anni muskoni kurchovaali.
But you know we are so generous. We still keep going to that same place (just because we are lazy to discover a new one, not because we love you!!).
We will never forget the Love bites you gave burning our hands with that waxing spatula after all!
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