Illustration by SruDrone
A day in a clumsy person’s life is very simple.They get up and fall, then have their breakfast and fall and this falling activity continues for the rest of their life. If they are not falling, they are either breaking things or injuring other people. So veella life suluvu ga undadhu, roju edho oka sangarshananu face chesi mundhuku saaguthu untundhi. So, to all my clumsy friends, here is article about the situations we encounter daily:
1. Biggest fear Mana biggest fear is ekkada public places lo padipothamo ani. Flats lo nadusthu kuda padipoye super talent maadhe mari.
2. Mysterious bruises Sudden ga akkadakkada bruises kanipisthayi. Asalu ela, eppudu thagilinchukunnamo kuda gurthu undadhu!
3. Walking into doors Manushulu doors open chesi nadusthe, manam doors lopaliki vellipovataniki try chesthaam. Doors enti, maatladuthu maatladuthu pillars lo ki kuda nadichesthaam
4. New footwear every week Manam veskune cheppulu manalni ammana boothulu thittukuntaayi endhukante manatho paatu avi kuda hurt avythaayi, appudu appudu chachipothaayi kooda.
5. Accessories = Band-Aids Wallet aina marchipothaam emo kaani band aids marchipothe rakthacharitra ne. Evaraina kindha padithe mana friends manavaipu chusi mama aayudham ani adigithe manamu proudly bandaids visiresthamu.
6. Normal for friends Mana friends kalisina kothalo padithe ‘Hey! Are you okay?’ anesi aa ooru ninchi ee ooru varaku uriki mari first aid thechevaaru. But ippudu maathram first aid marchipondi saanuboothi kuda lekunda vaallu kindha padi mari navvuthaaru.
7. Battle scars with hilarious stories Kontha mandhi baaga dabbulu petti tattoos veyinchukuntaaru, mari kontha mandhi piercing cheskuntaaru but manaku aa karche lekunda free ga skin piercings and scar tattoos untaayi. Vaatitho paatu funny stories free free freee!
8. Scared of injuring people unknowingly Mana inkoka fear enti ante mana clumsiness tho ekkada evariki pagalagodthaam emo ani. Manam okkale padithe parledhu kaani mana dhaari lo vache prathi object or manishi ni manatho injure/destroy chesthaam.
9. Your clothes eat more of your food Food order cheskunappudu manam okarame unna share cheskovaali. Mana dress ki sagam petti manamu thintam, antha dhaya tho nindina gunde manadhi.
10. Breaking in your shoes- more like breaking in your bones In the process of breaking in your shoes you end up breaking your bones. Not just breaking your bones but also breaking everything around you. Pratheesari manamu padinapudu manalni maname surprise cheskuntam, ila kuda padacha anesi.
