Ahhh, what a blissful time it is when you are done with college and sometimes even university; found a job, started earning and shopping the way you want. And then before you enjoy the feeling, it begins. Relatives from all over the place calling home, wondering if you are already taken or if they get to hitch you with someone they found. The arranged marriage uncles and aunties somehow make it their life ambition to find you a perfect groom.
Now I have nothing against arranged marriage. Konni jantalni chusthe arranged marriage ante muchatesthadi, mana amma nannala laaga anamata. Kani manaki oche matches chusthene visugostndi.
Bheebhatsamaina research chesthe telindentante, ee arranged pelli kodukullokuda types untaru. Ammailu, ilanti vallu meeko mee frnds ko tagile untaru chuskondi.
Abbailu, veellallo kondaru meeku kuda telsi untaru. Lethe meeru kuda ayyundochu mari. Disclaimer: Ee article lo vaadina udaharanalu anni kalpitam kadu. ;)
Let’s go!
1. NRI Pelli Koduku: Pelli chupulu Skype lo, pelli kosam only 1 week India lo, pellaina 1 week lo back to work. Most cases engagement would-be in-laws thone jarugthndi. Ring courier cheskune option available. P.S. You won’t meet your parents for another year after marriage at least btw.
2. Workaholic: Veedu pelli ki kuda half day leave petti oche type. “Na planning prakaram 27 years ki pelli jaragali. Naku pellam vethukkne time ledu so maa vaallani aa paniki delegate chesanu. I’m very efficient in time management that way.
Haa inka, naa planning prakaram manaki correct ga 2 years 7 months ki pillalu puttali. Do you have a diary? You should note this down” B)
3. The Late Comers: Marii musalollu kadu, ala ani youth kuda kadu. Ippudippude batta thala osthu, adi cover cheskotanki tippalu padthu. Jeevitham lo edo uddharincheytam lo life aipothe... inka last hope ga intlo vaalla arranged marriage ki oppukntaru.
4. Love Failure: Hopes pettukna ammayi, “Sorry, This won’t work out” ani odilesthe papam intlo vaalla poru padaleka pelli ki oppukna vaallu. Veellaki ye ammai aina okate, evari lo aina aa ammaye kanipisthndi. Veellani chusthe jaali padalo, inko ammai life risk lo pedthnanduku thittukovalo ardam kadu.
5. Joint family baby: College aipogane nanna gari business o job o chethiki ragane, “deenne settle avvatam antaru ra” ani namminchesi, Urgent ga vaallaki oka baga chaduvkna ammai ni techesi atta gariki help ga pettestharu.
6. Menarikam Batch: Manam chinnappatnundi kalisi perigina vaadni chupinchi veede neeku chinnappude fix ayyam antaru. Mana cinemalanni ee relation meede bathikesthnay. Sometimes idi cinema range lo untundi kani sometimes veellu ye function lo no kanapade vallu ayyuntaru.
7. Matrimonial Batch: Idi ammailaki abbailaki common. Oka point ochaka facebook open chesinantha frequent ga telugu matrimony open chestharu. Ad lo chupinchinattu soul-mate dorikestharani aasa tho.
8. "Arranged Marriage": Actually ishtamaina ammai kosam Srinu Vaitla cinema range lo sketch esi arranged marriage ani andarni namminchi climax lo andarki realization ochela punch istharu. Mana time bagunte ee type doruktharu manam inch kuda intlo kashtapadakunda.
Bonus! This is the type you’ll never get for yourself!
Greeku Veerudu: Veellu usually mana friend husband o cousin fiancé no ayyuntaru. Manaki arranged marriage ante bheebhatsamaina nammakam ichestharu manakkuda doruktharu le ani. Matti lo manikyalu veellu.
So what’s the bottom line? Dhairyam unte manaki nacchina vaalla kosam maname intlo fight aina manage aina chesi cheskovali. Lekapothe intlo vaallani nammi chupinchinodi gurinchi koddo goppo telsukoni pelli cheskovali.
You have to fight for and stand by your own life choices, girls. Choose wisely!
