Contributed By Naresh Goud
Student life lo emi theliyakunda start aina, chivariki mathram edhaina nerchukone bayata padatham( solely not on academics andi, all round performance gurinchi). Engineering ane samudram lo eetha kottadam antha veesey kaadhu & andhulo manam chesey vintha saahasaalu mana jeevitham lo pakka gurthundipothayi. Aa pranam poye bhadhalu and experiments lo ivi konni:
1. Proxy Class bunk cheyyadame aggi tho chelagatam, kani edhaina chesi attendance veddham ane saahasam oka award deserve chestundhi. Maa college lo consolation ane concept lekapovadam tho, proxy ane concept weight pucchukundhi. Lecturers ki maaku jarigey skill test idhi. Lecturer absent minded ga vesesthe varam, ledha ghoram. Be careful people.
2. Assignment Yes, idhi saahasame. Andaram okkate assignment copy chestam, kani assignment raasina vallake intha skill unte, ika correction chese vallaki entha expertise undali. The day lecturer calls you after submission of assignment, adhi copying paina surgical strike anattu. Dorikithey dongalam, dorkkapothey doralam.
3. Ammayilu Ika pothey, life lo anni dangers choodali ; andhuke evaraina ammayini ishtapadatham. Kani vallani impress chese panulu oka range annamata. Godavala deggara nunchi, godala jumping daka 'stop not until you make her smile’. You are LUCKY if you didn't end up single.
4. Ragging Ye puttalo ye pamu undho? Saradaga intro adugudham anukoni, rakshasha prayathnam ekkada varako poyyi, motthaniki kompa munchesthundhi. Konni sarlu staff pillalu kuda cheruthuntaru. Andaru mana valle anukovadam, relangi mavayya avvadame. Keep it smooth brothers!
5. Projects Abbey!! Ivanni work out avvavu, kani engineers kada edho aasapadatham. Kani, chese mundhu lothu thelusukovali anntuntaru, mundhe manaku eetha raadu, jagarattha sumi! We try at some level to innovate, but at the end we imitate. Jai Ameerpet.
6. Labs Intlo chai kuda pettalenollam ika lab lo readings, records u, viva lu ….how? How I ask? Vellemundhu chadavandi, leda marks kosam kottha margam vethakandi. Edhaina kuda lab marks passing ki athi mukyam ani gurthinchandi! If you trouble the lab, the lab troubles you.
7. Viva Idhi literally kodi chicken shop ki vellinatte. Professor dhi good nature aithey edho nadusthadi kani, ika mee meeda busalu koduthunna vallu kani thagilaranukondi...wet cloth on head situation. Room bayatundi tension padadam kanna, lite ga prepare ayyi, emi vasthe adhi koddiga masala add chesi cheppeyandi. At lest peace untadhi.
8. Presentation Idhi oka raccha. Presentation icche roju photo session pakka. Clean shave and formals tho raccha rambola. Ika project related topics gurinchi aithe, previous day wikipedia pages flowing out of the mouth. Pro tip : Presentation ichhe appudu mee friend gadi mokham maathram chudoddhu.
9. Godavalu Yayy!! Adrenaline rush kosam budget lo unde adventure. Evadanna maa vaadu ayyevaraku 'tu kaun re howle’ pilupule. Ivanni management ki teliyakunda oka invisible arena lo jarigevi, because if they came to know, then aa sari attendance parents dhi kuda untundi. On the edge panulu.
10. EXAMS Memu college vadalleka college ki icche funds ivi. Ika topper ki full demand and all luxuries unde rojulu avi. God bless the evaluator. Kurrala shapalu manchivi kavu, max try cheyandi sir.
11. Placements Literally ee world mana life purpose define chesthundi based on our placement record. Peru theliyani companies tho, bayataki cheppaleni interviews isthuntam. Place ayyama, sare-sari; leda…..V.I.P.
