Type of HOD’s we usually encounter in our college days.
Head Of the Department. Miru edi chaduvtuna (B.Tech, MBBS, etc.), vellu matram common. Enni tittukuna, chivarki HOD kinde manam mana so called graduation ni complete cheyyali. Mi vodu ye type oo chuskondi mari..
1. Attendance pichollu: Attendance, attendance, attendance! Villaki idi okkati unte chalu. Inkem avasaram ledu. Class timings lo ye gate daggaro, canteen lono kanipinchama, anthe sangathulu! Ikkada em chestunav ani gattiga eskuni class loki pampistaru. Amma nannalu antha antha fees lu katti pampinchedi class lo kurchuntarani, ila adda gadidhal la baita tirugutarani kadu.
2. Friendly/Chilled: Ekkada kanipinchina oka smile ichi manchiga matladtaru. Ye help kavalana ventane chestaru. Technical fests, fresher’s, farewell party’s anni daggara undi mari encourage chestaru. Late aina records lo signs pettesi; Chadukunte bagupadtaru, leda sanka naki potaru ani simple ga cheppesi vadilestaru. Villaki fan base kuda ekkuve, ekkada ye speech ichina gattiga applauds ostay.
3. Strict: Hitler type anamata. Eppudu choosina kopam ga untaru. College motthaniki villani chuste hadal. Phone operate chestu dorikama, danni godaki esi kodtaru. Punctual ga undali, Collar less T-shirts eskokudadu ani serious warnings okati malli. Ithanu ekkada aina unte, atununchi vellakunda mana route marchestam. Edaina issue oste, mi parents ni tisukochaka class loki vellu; apatvarku kanipiyaku ani simple ga telchestaru. Other branch friend: Mi HOD entra babu, anta psycho gadu. Memu em cheste ayanaki endku ra, madi vere branch kada!
4. Immense knowledge: Villaki unna telivi chusi ikkade enduku undipoyara anpistadi manaki. Ye doubt adigina, gukka tippukokunda cheppestaru. Pedda pedda universities lo PhD lu chesi, college lo HOD ga chestu. Part time PG coaching classes cheppestu chaala busy ga untaru eppudu.
5. Rules & Regulations: "HOD: Are you from this college? Which branch? What’s your name? Student: Yes sir, my name is Babu, Civil engineering. HOD: Mari maku ela telustadi, ID cards eskuni savandi Student: Ohh, veedu ivvani adigindi induka!" Ila prathi detail ni pattukuni rules ni baaga alavatau cheyistaru. Half day vellipotanki permission adigithe, mi parent’s ki call chesi immantaru. Inka manam anni muskuni venakki ravali. Veedu college odili eppudeppudu vellipotada ani eager ga wait chestuntaru andaru. Ilanti HOD pakka prathi college lo untadu.
6. Antique pieces: Old models anamata. Ammailu, abbailu kalavakudadu; kalisi tiragakudadu; pakkana pakkane kurchodu ani yedava sodi cheptaru. Syllabus is not enough, you need to do extra Certificate courses also. Study hours, extra classes’ ani time aina kurchopetti ruddutaru.
7. Lady HOD’s: Chudatanki baguntaru kani the most dangerous. Ammailaki aite picha bhayam. Gents aite edokati cute cute ga matladi convince cheyachu. Kani ladies aite evari mata vinaru. HOD kasta andham ga unda? Inka mana kurrollu ekkada aagaru.
8. Mood swings Hero: Villu eppudu ela untaro evarki ardam kadu. Okasari pakkana kurchuni casual ga matladtaru. Inkosari duster tiskuni mana meeda ki visurutaru. Ee type candidate’s gurinchi manam kuda ekkuva em matladalem!
9. Anecdotes: Memu college lo unnapudu entha studious ga undevalam telsa! Ma HOD 4th year ki ochaka kuda mammalni kottevadu. Appatlo unnatu ee kalam lo pillalu leru. Ila ekkadleni stories anni cheppi visigichestaru.
10. Money maniacs: Niku single digit lo attendance unda..No problem. HOD Assistant ni kalisi matladte chalu. Subject radu. Manchi faculty ni pettamante pettaru. Assalu veedu HOD ela ayyadra babu ankuntam. Villaki oche salaries kante amyamyile e ekuva untayi.
‘XYZ College trolls’ ani oka FB page petti, HOD’s meeda memes kuda estuntaru manollu. Mari intiki elte baaga khali, creativity chupinchali ga mari. Finally, Ikkada evarni kinchaparachatledu. Memu choosina konni characters gurinchi cheptunam. HOD’s em chesina mana future kosame. Ekkuva tittukokunda adjust ayipondi. Manalni enta tittina, torture chesina last ki antha set chesi pampinchedi valle. Kasta strict ga untene, manam koncham serious ga untam. Lekapote sanka nakipotam!
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