This Short Story Of A Guy Going To Vanabhojanalu With His Friends Ends Up On A Funny Twist

 

Contributed by Krishna Prasad

Nenu…

Nenu antey?

Na peru Sukesh… Enti na peru vintey navvosthundhaa..? Navvandi, navvandi… Naaku edhemi kotta kadhulendi…

Eka na peru vishayam pakkana pedithe, na life lo oka adhbuthamaina, amoghamaina… Incident okati jarigindhi. Adhi appatidhi… ippatidhi kaadhu…! Daggara daggara oka 5 years back anukunta…. appudu jarigindhi.

Adhi “winter” Dussehra, Diwali ela appude pandagalanni ayipoyi Christmas and New year kosam edhuru chusthunna time. Yeppudu ‘1am’ aina nidhra rani naaku ‘9 o clock’ ke nidhra vachesthunna time, vedi vedi soop lu fast foods tho kadupu ninda thintunna kaalam. Okka mukkalo cheppalantey winter ni ‘vontari’ ga enjoy chesthunna time…

Oka roju…. Time cheppali kadha…!

 

Time – 8 pm. Amma daggara sambar punugulu kosam 10 rupees tesukuni… Ma veedhi chivara pungula bandi daggaraki velthunna…. Poga manchu heavy ga vundatamtho dooranga evarunnaro kuda teliyatam ledhu… But naaku dooranga oka gumpu kanapaduthundhi. Chala mandhi vunnaru… Evarabba ani konchem fast ga valla daggaraki velthundaga… Inthaloki venuka nunchi oka cheyyi…

Nenu thulukkupadi, venakki thirigi chudaga…ma Lova gadu ( ma vadi purthi peru Lova Raju. Memu andharam Lovaga, Lovaga ani antuntam.)

Nenu: ne yabba! Entra idhi… Okesari bayapadi chachaa…

Ma Lova gadu: (gattiga navvuthu) entra ala bayapadi poyav. Enti drayer podiga ne vundha?… thadisipoindhaa… (Malli navvu)

Naaku naralu vubbu poyay. Inkosari vaadu vunko dialogue vesthe appudey release ayina “kottha cinemalo, patha hero la fight chesthunna kottha hero kottina aa patha punch” lantidhi okati iddhamani wait chesthunna. But ma vadu naaku aa avakasam ivvala…

 

Ma Lova gadu: Arey entraa! Ee time lo bayataki vachav? Ee time ki nuvvu nidhrapothav kadha…

Ma vadi matallo vekkirimpu naaku ardhamaindhi.

Antey Sir, ee madhya meeru maatho assalu kalavatam ledhu. Oke street lo vuntunnam aney pere gani oka palakarimpu kuda ledhu. Anthe le !… enthaina private college kurrodivi. Nuvvu ma government college vallatho endhuku thiruguthav le…

Nenu: Peda rayudu movie lo Rajni la apara..aparaa… Vunko mata ganuka matladithe nee naluka chiresthaa.. antu dialogue cheppe tappatiki ma vadu silent ayipoyadu…

Anthalo panakam lo puda Kala ma Pandu gadu vachadu. Are entra what happening here? Antu appude spoken English class ki velli vachi na vadila English lo matladuthunnadu.

 

Ma Pandu gadiki jarigina dhantha cheppam appudu…

Pandu gadu: Arey, “nuvvu maraledhu appatlo ela vunnavo ippudu alage vunnav. Mammalni marchipoledhu” ani mammalni nuvvu namminchalantey, ninnu nuvvu nirupinchu kovalante… Oke okka dhari vundhi, ani antu atu, itu chusthuntadu….

dhenikani meeru anukuntunnaru?

Abbe adhem ledhu. Vadiki aa next dialogue em cheppalo teliyaka… Atu itu bitthara chupulu chusthuntadu…

Anthaloki ma Lova gadu madhyalo andhukuntu… “arey nuvvu maatho paatu ee sunday Vana bojanalaki ravali ra” ani annadu…

 

Nenu: Haa sarey ra vastha, appudu nammuthara…?

Mavallu: haa nammutham..

Nenu: inthaki aa group (gumpu) entra? Enti vishyam..

Mavallu: adhaa! Mana colony vallandharu kalisi ‘sunday’ garden party ki velthunnaranta.. so dhani gurinchi discuss chesukuntunnaru…

Nenu: hoo, okay aithey manam valla Kanda baga enjoy cheyyalra sarenaa? ( Na matallo pilla pikachu thanam… Appatlo ala vundedhi maa dedication)

Ma vallu: Ekkuvamandhi Manushululam vunnam gani, ekkuva money levura…

Nenu: Rey dabbulu gurinchi fikar cheyyakandi, main hoon naa…

Mavallu: Song start chesaru…”ma devudu nuvvennayya… maa kosam garden party ki vasthunnav ayya….”

Nenu: Apandra…

 

Aithey Mari manollandhariki chebudham…

Ma vallu: Already cheppesam.

Sunday rane vachindhi… Evariki vallam ready aipoyam.. intlo kuda cheppesam, intlo nunchi kuda permissions granted… Abba Inka enjoy cheyyatame tharuvaye ani anukuntu…

Mini van ekkesam… (Thotaki vellataniki)

Anni vanta samanam, Kuragayalu, chicken meat, mutton meat Ela anni tesukelthunnam. Akkadaki velli ma swa hasthamatho vandu kovatame.. actually vanta chese manishini matladudham anukunnam… But dabbulu bokka ani vadhilesham…

Maa journey start ayyindhi….

 

Aaa mini van lo evadiki vadu joke lu vesukuntu, songs vintu enjoy chesthunnaru..

Nenu: arey enti mari? last year Manam vellina thota ena lekapothe kotta dhaa….

Ma vallu: ledhu mama last year dhe…

Nenu: haa sarey…

Finally aa thota ki cheram. Van dhigi chudaga….

Mottam janale… Puskaralalo vunnattu vunnaru….

Dhinamma daridhram manki janedu jaga kuda lenattundhi, ani anukuntuu…

Vere thota ki veldham ani bayalu dheram…

ala konchem dhooram vellyaka…

 

dhooram nunchi chusthe oka Manchi thota kanipisthunnadhi. Eededho manaki convinent ga vundela vundhe anukune lopu.. antey konchem daggaraki vellangane… akkada janalee… Janalu.

Idhentraa Babu yekkada chusina Kali ledhu ani niruthsaha paduthu… Konchem ashanam gaa ika ela labham ledhu ani anukuni. Inkaa ekkadiko Jana sancharam leni pranthaniki, i mean thota ki vellyam….

Hammayya…. Finally ‘manaki oka Manchi thota dorikindhi’ ani anukuntu van dhigi van lo samanam antha kindhaki dhimpam….

Ika ma anadhanini avadhulu levu…. Nela meedha blankets vesesi haayiga cards adatam modhalettaru ma Vallalo kontha mandhi…

Kontamandhemo Cricket adataniki ready ayipoyi teams select chesukuntunnaru…

Nenu ma lovagadu vanta ki sambandhinchi pullalu eruthunnam…. Finally vantaki Mottam ready chesesam. Ika poyyi veliginchadame alasyam…

Nenu: Arey aggi pette ivvara!…

Ma Lova gadu: Entra! nenu cigarette lu bidi lu kalche vdila vunna na nannu aggi petti aduguthunnav… Andhulone vuntundhi chudu….

Ani samanm Sanchi vaipu velu chupinchadu..

 

Vethika ledhu…memandharam kalisi Vethikam ledhu..

Jaragalsina ghoram jarigi poyindhi… “Aggi petti missing”

Madipoyina madhbulla ayipoyaya ma andhari face lu…

Em cheyyalo ardham kaledhu… Ekkadakina velli kondha mante, ekkadiko vellipoyam… akkada assalu manusule leru ika shop lu ekkadivi… Maloni kontha mandhi mahanubavulu chinnappudu chaduvukunna dhanini aacharanalo petti “raayi raayi rappadisthunnaru….” Vallani chusi navvalo, edavalo teliyaka… bojanam tayyaravvataniki ante aa poyyi veliginchataniki aggi petti leka… Maa kadupulu nindaka, oosuru mantu kasepu akkade gadipi thirugu mukham pattam… Aaa dhebbaki tharuvatha nunchi eppudu ekkadiki vellina prathi okkaram pocket lo Aggi pette pettukuni velyevallam.

 

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