This Story About That One Relative In Every Family Who Brags A Lot Is Funny AF!

 

Contributed By Kruthi

 

Prathi intilonu oka goppalu cheppukune manishi untadu. Ye gorantha vishayanni aina, kondanta chesi cheppe satta untundi veelaki. Adento, ekkkuvuga veelu manaki maamayya varaso baabayi varaso avutha untaru.

Maa intlonu oka goppalu cheppukune maamayya unnaru. Oka saari andaram kalisi shiridi veltunnamu. Driver seat lo driver, driver seat pakkana seat lo mamayya. Kadile bandi lo nundi tana kathalu vinakunda paaripolemu anemo, epudu akde tana kathalu cheppadam, kaadu kaadu alladam modalu pettevaru.

Eesari tanu cheppe katha, nijanga jarigindi ani modalu pettaru.
Oka saari, vere chuttalu (otti mavayyalu,babailu,peddanannalu;all gents anamata) oka car lo shiridi ki veltunnaru. Maharashtra lo oka oorilo, konchem road meeda raddi ekkuvuga undi. Ma chuttalu unna bandi aagi undi. Mundu, akkade ‘nenu local’ manishi di car aagi undi. Tanu munduki veltunadu ani, maa vallu bandi ni start chesaru. Atanu sarigga accelerate cheyaka bandi venakki ochesindi. Maa vaalu apude speed penchadam tho, entha adupu chesina konchem tagili, oka geetha padindi.

Idi chusina evarikaina, tappu aa ‘nenu local’ manishide anipinchadam sahajam. Edo kurrodu, edo kangaaru lo ala aindi ani oorukunnaru maa vaalu. Aa manishi digi, ma valla car loni driver ni baytaki laagi, godava modalu pettadu. Driver entha cheppina vinakunda, enduku guddavu ani dabbulu iyyamani godava padtune unnadu. Local avadam tho,aala ooru janam kontha mandi pogu ayyaru. Atanu inka rechipoyadu. Appudu car loni maa vaalu digaaru. Ma vallu andaru konchem dittanga untaru.

Ikkada varuku katha vinna memu, kottaremo maa vallu paapam anukunta unnamu. Mammaya inka cheptunnaru “appudu mana vallu atanni..”

“ Entha cheppina vinakapovadam tho, atanni etti mana car lo esesam. Andaram ekki ellipoyamu. Local aithe enti non-local aithe enti, tappu chesina vallade tappu. Ippudu, maa ooriki tiskelli nee prakaram nyayam chebithe, nuvvu aasthulu ammukovaali. Intha maryadaga cheppesariki, chematalu kakkunadu. Inkokka maata ante bhayapadi gunde potu ostundemo ani, oori avtala dinchesamu. Tirigi ooriki eladaniki dabbulu ichamu. Adi edo car kaadu, ippudu manamu eltunna car ae. Aa driver kuda nene” ani driver challaga cheppadu.

Ma mamayya ki notlo maatalu aagipoyayi, memu andaram okkate navvu. Ante ippudu ade ooru nundi eltama, gurtupatti godava padtaremo ani chaala bhayanga adigaru.

“Emanna aithe meeru unnaru kada, goppolu meeru” ani andaramu annamu.
Inka daari antha okka maata kuda raaledu mavayya nundi.

Paapam, aroju nunchi enthaina goppalu taggipoyayi, kathalu cheppadamu taggayi.
Neeti: Atiga matladithe avesam perigi aayasam raavdam tapithe emi upayogam undadu.

 

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