Ee article open chesina vaallu two types. 1. Yayy.. this was me a few years back, glad that I’m not sinlge anymore, anukunna vaallu. 2. ‘Oh my single bathuku, this is so me’ anukunna vaallu. Ikkada manam type-2 people gurinchi chaala specific ga matladabothunnam, vaalla baadhalu, reactions, daily struggles. Ee signs anni chusi, meeru kuda decide avvachu, whether you’va also been single for way tooo long or not.
1. When your phones gives notification sound, you know that its the company message, you’re never excited.
2. When a girl casually messages you ‘Hi’, you freak out.
3. When you listen to your friends phone calls while talking to his GF. ‘Babyyy… thinnava babyy..‘
4. You always have that one friend who is as single as you are
5. You absolutely suck at flirting
6. You and your single friend always flirt at the same girl
7. You don’t know how to react infront of girls
8. Your weekend plans only involve, eating, sleeping and repeating it better.
9. Once in a while, when you mistakenly send ‘Hi’ to a girl
10. When you tell a girl that, you’ve been single all your life
11. Your friends always suggest you to start dating. Your reaction:
12. This is your favorite movie title
13. And your favorite song is, ‘Nammodhu nammodhu, Aadavaallani nammodhu‘
14. And finally, you have great Biceps. (Of course, since you’re single, you spend most of your time in gym).
15. You’re the president-u gaaru of ‘Single Sangham, Karuvu praantham kingdom‘
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