Okay, first things first. Yes, I am a vegetarian. Yes, I eat like a pig. And yes, it’s possible for vegetarians to eat a lot. Ee paadu prapancham lo shakahari ga puttatam valla oche repercussions konni meetho share cheskovalanukuntunna. And it does not include the restaurants treating us like second class citizens.
(Hint to restaurant people: Please make more food for us too!)
Aaaanyway, so I’m definitely tired of hearing these things. And I’m pretty sure you guys are too! Also feel free to use the reactions for them next time!
1. Vegetarian ne. Psycho killer ni kanu.
2. Apparently we aren’t allowed to call anything besides non-veg a “special”.
3. Hotel lo ma order kuda meere ichesthe mudda digatledandi!
4. Maku ishtalu unde sweccha kuda leda adyaksha!
5. Nee tho vegatam kuda naa valla kadu baba. But I’m still managing, right!?
6. Mee chef gaadiki konchem creativity edisthe inka chala undevi!
7. Oh, so you’re gonna make my life decisions for me, why don’t you tell me whom to marry as well!
8. Aa veedhi chivara fast food bandi vaadu kuda neeku ilage kaaki mamsam pettesi untadu kada. Haha!
9. Ma intlo vaallu neetho tirigithe naasanam aipothanu ani kuda cheptharu. Vaallu cheppevanni vintama enti.
10. Kadu, nee lover ki vegetarians ishtam anta.
11. Let me punch you in the face. Naku proteins saripothunnayo ledo telusukundam. What say!?
12. Restaurants ane oka adbhutamaina concept undi telsa?? Eppudanna google chey.
13. Nenu egg thinatam valla neekoche upaayogam ento cheppava please? Poni thinna anuko…
14. Naku ninnu appudappudu champeyyalanipisthndi, kani champanu kada? Same reason.
15. “Noru leni jeevalu” argument ostheeee… Endukule adoka anthuleni katha.
Don’t be a jerk and don’t say these things to Vegetarians, it’s f*cking annoying. Chiraku dobbinchakandi. Evari tastelu ishtalu vaallaki untay. You guys should just be happy that there is one less mouth to share your chicken with.
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