13 Trademark One-Liners We’ve All Heard From Our School Teacher

 

Contributed By Kaushik Karra

Growing up, all of us get drifted onto various career paths. Some become businessmen, some become employees and some are like Vijay Devarakonda from Pelli Choopulu. Some of them get to choose their path and for the others, it just falls into place. But all of us have two things in common – Teachers and their scoldings. Let us see if there’s anything more that we have heard in common, from our beloved teachers:

 

1. Catch My Point

Enduko teliyadu kaani… ee maata vinnappudu pusukkani navvostadi ! Ekkada catch cheyaalo ardham kaadu. Edo World cup lo cricket aadtunnatu Catch it antaaru. Papam, Dhoni – Kohli laantollu back benchers kabatti.. point pattukolekapoyaru.


 

2. Is That Clear

Vinnadi ardhamayinda ani telusukovaadaniko…leda padkunnamo ledo test cheyadaaniki adugutaaro telidu kaani.. every 5 mins ki ee golden words maatram vinabadtaay. Adedo ippudu daaka cheppindi mottham ardham aipoinattu !


 

3. Surprise Test Today

Ee words anangaane ekkada dongalu akkade bhayapadi pappu lo kaalu vestham.. Surprise test entha surprising ga untundhi ante ochina 5 mins varaku lecturer ki kuda adi surprise eh. Class maree uncontrollable ga undhi ante vaallu vaadey bhrahmaastram idi. Inkontha mandi manchi lecturers untaaru… Day after tomorrow is surprise test ani mundu ga cheppi baa surprise chestaru! Thanks to them.


 

4. Bring Both of Your Parents

Mostly ee maatalu Inter lo JL’s nunchi vintaamu… Parents anteney iddaru.. malli bring both the parents antaaru mahaanubhaavulu. Just reply by saying – Sure sir, daily mana annual parents teacher meet undi kada, appudu techhesta vallani.


 

5. Wear Your ID Card

Ee madhya teachers ki manam class lo unna lekapoina anavasaram. Kaani onti meeda ID Card lekapote Balayya cinema lo interval bang lenattu edustaaru. Aakhariki, ID card lekapoina utti tags veskuni teachers ni bluff chestunnaru mana talented boys!


 

6. This Is The Woorrssttt Batch Ever

Happy Days cinema lo Varun Sandesh ki nijangaane last lo simham kanpichindo ledu teliyadu kaani… Prathee batch maatram pakka ee line vinuntaaru. Mana kanna vedhavalu inkevvaru undaru ani telisina… aa vishayam teacher gurthu chestey, it’s a blessing you know !


 

7. Early To The Next Class

Evadiki ra Teachers ki creativity ledu ani cheppindi.. Vaala praasalu punchulu vintey mana meeda manam thuuu anukuntaam. Maharshi lo Mahesh Babu laaga parigettadam aapakunda class ki enter avuthammm… 2 mins late ayina sare… You are too early for the next class, wait outside ani creative Auto Punchlu vesthaaru mana upaadhyaayulu.


 

8. Is This A Fish Market

Okadu tiffin box kelukutuu untaadu.. inkokadu phone kelukutaadu.. marokadu pakkana ammaini kelukutaadu.. Ilaa class antha gandharagolam ga unnapudu… Ilaanti line okati manaki vinipistundi. Acchu vesi odilesina aambothu meeda arusthe em avuthundi?


 

9. Get Out Of My Class

This is the only line we will be waiting for the whole class. Alaa ani cheppi baitiki vellaro, mee sarcasm ki vaalla seriousness add ayyi, certificate tho intiki pampistaaru.. adey.. Transfer certificate


 

10. Body Present Mind Absent

Pakkana mana crush-ey daani friends, lipstick, Instagram stories gurunchi vaaguthunte manam pattinchukomu. Endukante manameppudu busy ga Nuclear Physics, Indian economy, faalakura faffu gurunchi aalochistuu untam kabatti. Alaantidi class lo cheppey ‘x is not equal to y’ gurunchi endukayya pattinchukuntaam.


 

11. Pin Drop Silence

Chinnapati nunchi naako doubt. Meditation class lo kuda pin drop chesthey adi vinapadi chaavadu .. Mari future Faluknama Das, Arjun Reddy-lu undey classroom lo pin padithe em sappudu osthadi ra? Aina sarey… aa line vinagaaney andaram silent aipotham… but just for a few seconds. Aa tarvaata, antha routine eh


 

12. Tell Us The Joke, Even We Will Laugh

Adi 4th class aina, class ki oka gang leader untadu. Vaadu edo kullu joke vestadu. Daaniki pillakayalu andaram navvutham. Anthe.. Teacher ki kaaltadi.. Tell me the joke antaaru.. Edo pedda maa level of humour meeku ardham ayyetattu


 

13. I Won’t Give you Attendance

Kontha mandi match chusthey chaalu.. India win aipoddi. Antha talented vaallu. Kaani alaanti vaallaney class ki velthey kacchitanga attendance osthundaa antey.. guarantee ivvaru. Because attendance is not a formality, it’s a journey. Oka semester mottham saagey journey. Starting lo baane utundi.. ‘Interval lo hero character laaga’ semester middle ochesariki, attendance kindaki padipotunndi.. Malli exam ochey sariki Kgf climax laaga paiki lestundi. Ento, ee vichitramaina attendance. After all, oka peddaayina emannaru antey.. its sexy to have a friend who can give you proxy annaru.


 

How much ever fun you had with them.. or how much ever fun you would have made out of them; they never stopped teaching! You can’t even face your clients.. Just imagine, they faced generations of batches like you. I think this is one thing that we have to learn from teachers. They thought us how to learn. Dear teachers, we will always miss you !

 

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