Ammo Kukka!! 11 Things You’ll Relate To If You’re Shit Scared Of Dogs

 

Mana chuttu entha mandhi ‘ Pasuvulante maaku praanam Remix‘ ni ringtone ga pettukunna Animal lovers unnaroo…vaatini chusi bhayapade vallu kuda anthe mandhi unnaru. Konthamandhi kukkalante chiraku antuu untaru. Adhi chiraaku kaadhu, chacchentha bhayanni cover chesukune defense mechanism annamata. Yes, G kindhaki 22 yrs vacchina maaku kukkalante bhayame. Frank ga cheppalante U&#$!@. Vaatini chusinappudu ma feelings ento thelusukovali anukunte..kindha oka look veyyandi.

 

1. Road Rash:

Okkosari climate baagundi, aa challa gaalini feel authuu melliga bike naduputhuu untam.Aa time lo road pakkana kukkani ni chusama..anthe. gundello bhayam start aipoddhi, Racer Mode ON aipoddhi. Okkosari etu nunchi vasthayo kudaa teleedhu, parigettukuntu vacchi Correct ga tyre mundhu aaguthay.

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2. Sidewalk Shaitan:

Road medha nadichi velthunnappudu, side walk meedha daani pani adhi chusukuntunna kukka manaki kanapadina….kilometer dooram lo aagipotham. Mana pakkana evaraina unte, vallani daani side ki tosesi..manam silent ga vere side ki shift aipotham. Enni gimmick-Lu chesina daanni cross ayyevaruku ontlo vanuku aagadhu.

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3. Panikimalina Proverbs:

Morige kukkalu karavavu..‘ ani antaru. Maa lanti vallaki karavalsina avasaram ledhu..morigithe chaalu ma praanalu gaalloki lechipothay. We literally have an out-of body experience annamata.

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4. A ‘Short’ Horror Story:

Comfortable ga untayi kadhaa ani shorts vesukuni bayatiki velthe.. Mr.Bow Bow garu mana pikkalni, naalika bayata petti…adhedho Tikka mukka la chusthuu untaru…idhi silent ga observe chesina manaki sari kottha bhayalu vacchesthay. So, sloowww ga..eye contact ivvakunda seedha naduchukuntu vellipotham.

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5. The Gateway To Hell:

Deyyalu unnay beware ani board unna lopaliki potham emo gani, Beware Of Dogs Ani unte maathram adugu kuda mundhuki kadhaladhu. ‘Raa baabu, em parledhu, emi cheyyavu‘ ani owners antunna ‘Meeru guarantee ivvagalara? okavela nakemanna aithe who’s the responsibility??‘ ani vallani question cheyyali anipisthadi.

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6. The Khaidi Kukka:

Konthamandi valla graama simhaalani ‘Ghar ke baahar, Gate ke andhar‘ chains tho kattesi unchutharu annamata. Aa chain ni chusinappudu mana confidence levels perigipothayi ‘ Ippudu raave..em peekkuntavo pekko ‘, ‘Nuvvu nannu em cheyyalevu ra!!‘ & ‘ Chuchukundam raave ne pethapamo, na pethamooo‘ ani veera level lo recchipotham. Avanni vini adhi okesaari meedhaki vasthe, Usain Bolt Kanna fast ga urukutham.

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7. Petting Paaparao’s

Veellaki sunakalu kanapadithe chalu, fasak. OMG it’s a shih tzu, ani chudagane daani breed cheppesi, vaati daggariki slow-mo lo parigettukuntu vellipoyi ‘Bujjulu, kannaluu‘ antu pet cheyyatam modalupedatharu. Manalni kuda daggariki rammani, vichitram ga unnadanni muttuko..muddhettuko antuntaru…manaki maathram bhayam tho shirt tadichipoddhi.

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8. The ‘Statue’ Moment:

The Animal lover friend intiki manam vellinappudu..vaadi kukka chaala cute ga, harmless ga mana daggariki vacchi sniff chesthuu, adhi manam istham ani thoka uuputhu, daani affection ni jumping lu chesthu chepthunna…manam matram stiff ga ala nunchuni undipotham.

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9. The Wrong Touch:

Dogs Unpredictable jeevulu annamata. Ee bhayalanni daati vaatini pet chesthunnappudu muttukokudani chota muttukunte, adhi okkasare ‘Grrrrrr‘ ani icche look ki Lord yama dhunnapothu meedha kurchuni ‘ Time authundi thondaraga raa..‘ antu nakosam wait chesthunnattu kanapadathadu.

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10. The ‘Hutch’ Kukka:

Manam bayatiki velli thintunnappudu, ee type sunakalu mana vanka chala emotional ga chusthayi. Jaali padi food pettamaa..anthe. ‘I wanna follow follow you‘ ani paadukuntu mana venakale thiruguthu untayi. Aa bhayam tho em thintunna gonthu loki digadhu. Deenni chusi inkonni dogs manalni round-up chesthayi. So food akkada pettesi, ‘Osa Osaahoo‘ anukuni paaripotham.

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11. The Ultimate Fear:

Colony lo ammayilu different different breed dogs ni walking ki teesukuni vasthuntaru. konni cute ga, konni manakanna etthuga, konni manalni champi thinesela untayi. Vaatini chusinappdu raka rakala thoughts vacchina… paapa kosam fake caring and fake enthusiasm chupistham. Ippudu bhayapadithe ammayi mundhu izzath pothundani tension paduthuu untam.

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