12 Reasons Why Engineering Students Hate Their Placement Coordinators So Much

 

Manalo evarni aina “Mee college lo enni departments unnayi?” ani adigithe, koncham sepu aalochinchi, unna departments perlu anni cheppi, okka department gurinchi cheppadam mathram marchipotham. Adhe placement department. Frankly speaking, fourth-year ki vachevaraku college lo placements ki department anedhi okati untundhi ani, aa department head ni placement coordinator antaru ani mana class lo first benchers ke telidhu. Inka last benchers gurinchi adagakapovadame better.

 

Fourth years lo classes start avvagane mana class ki vachi, oka moodu nimishalu english lo matladi, “Meeku job ey jeevitham, job rakapothe mee life khatham” ane conclusion ki theeskochestharu. Actually andhulo vallani blame cheyyadaniki emi ledhu. That is their job and they are experts in it. Ippudu mana placement coordinators vese dialogues ela untayo oka look eddam..

 

1. English nerchukondi, lekapothe sachipondi.

English lo matladadam radha? Nee life lo job ane thought eppatiki pettukoku. Adhi jaragadhu..

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2. Repu placement drive undhi, come prepared

Repu placement drive ane vishayam iroju evening cheptharu. Okka rathri lo exam ki prepare avvamanandi avutham, kani placement ki ela prepare avutham andi? How asalu?

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3. Job is everything, adhi lekapothe jeevitham ledhu.

Manalo chala mandhiki asalu job cheyyalane interest undadhu. Kontha mandhiki unna sare, veellu cheppe maatalu vini unna interest kuda pothundhi..

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4. Okka roju thinakapothe meeku emi aypodhu

Placement drive ki vache company representatives cheppina time ki eppudu raru. Vallakosam wait chesi chesi, “Sir, can we go to lunch” ante, “Nothing will happen if you don’t eat for one day antaru”. Aakali tho placement drive ela attend avutharandi??

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5. Mee future kosam memu entha kashtapaduthunnamo thelsa?

Edho maa jeevithalani uddharisthunnattu ee dialogue okati malli. Adhi mee job andi, so please favour chesthunnattu matladoddu..

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6. Aptitude radha? You are unfit for anything

Fourth year varaku aptitude ante ento telidhu manaki. Oka nela time ichi aptitude lo expert aipovali ante evadi valla kadhu..

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7. No company will come at your door step

Sometimes, off-campus pool drives jaruguthu untayi. Vallu iche campus 30 kilometers dooram lo untundhi. “Sir, the campus is too far” ante ee dialogue okati vestharu. Poni antha chesi aa campus ki velthe, akkada matter thakkuva, waiting ekkuva.

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8. Placement drive unnapudu formals veskovalani telidha?

Frankly speaking, placements kosame oka pair formals konukkuntam manam. appudappudu varusaga drives jaruguthu untayi. Roju oke battalu veskuni ela vastham andi??

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9. Enni companies theeskosthunnamu, okka dantlo kuda place avvatledhu meeru

Mememanna kavalani place avvama? Edho ma valla kaka, memu sarigga perform cheyyaleka vallu mammalni reject chestharu anthe..

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10. Repati drive ki attend avvakapothe, I will make sure that you people will not write the internals

Konni drives ki attend avvalani undadhu, adhi mana choice. Kani veellu mathram compulsory attend avvalani, lekapothe internals rayanivvamani blackamail chesthu untaru..

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11. Oka time cheppi assemble avvamannappudu, aa time kanna 10 minutes mundhe undalani telidha?

Manam mathram padi nimishalu mundhu undali, vallu mathram ganta taravatha vastharu. Intha chesina mooskuni kurchovali.

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12. Finally place aithe, “Yes ‘our’ hardwork paid off”

‘Our’ hardwork antarentandi, Kashtapadi interview crack chesindhi manam aithe..?

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