1 Month Lo Crorepathi: 11 Things You’ll Relate To If You’ve Been Trapped By ‘Stalin’ Marketing Guys

 

Attention everybody, MLM chesthu dabbulu sampandinche vallu unte..this article is NOT for you. MLM lo cheri mosapoyi unna.. ledha mee friend MLM gurinchi discuss cheyyataniki mimmalni approach ayyi unna..ee article mee kosame.

Multi Level Marketing / Network Marketing gurinchi thelusukovalante IKKADA NOKKANDI

 

1. Kalayika :

Idhi 2 rakalu

( i ) Edho oka roju mitta madhyanam manatho touch lo leni friend gadu phone chesi ‘ Arei mama, kaluddhama..chala rojulu aipoyindhi ‘ anagane, ‘ Abha..manalni okadu miss ayyadu ra‘ ane warm feeling tho vellipotham. Kasepu nostalgic memories anni gurthu chesukunnaka..melliga matter loki diguthadu.’ Nuvvu kaluddham annappude doubt ravalsindhi, i did a mistake‘ ani Adhurs lo Brahmi la anesukuni migilina convo vintam.

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( ii ) Ee scenario lo mana friend gadu phone chesi ‘Arei, nenu recent ga okadanilo join ayya..neetho konthamandhi matladathanu antunnaru..nuvvu free ante intiki/room ki vastham‘ ani direct ga point ki vacchesthadu. Manaki awkward ga unna dosth gadiki direct NO cheppalemu. Intlo/room lo vaddhu ra ani melliga avoid chestham. Appatiki vinakapothe, brain ki kuda insurance unte bagundedhi anukuni start autham.

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2. The Enquiry :

Conversation..kadhu kadhu..interrogation start auddhi, Mana baagogulu thelusukunnaka ‘ Em chesthuntav bro?, parents em chestharu ?, ne ambition/goals/dreams enti ?, neeku pocket money saripothundha ? intha age vacchaka intlo money adagalante ibbandhi ga untundhi kadha ? independent ga unte manaki ishtam vacchindhi cheyyocchu kadha ? ‘ lanti questions adigi..asalu na life tho nenu em chesthunna ? ani manalni manam question chesukunela mana mind ni prepare chestharu.

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3. Planting ‘THE BOSS’ Mentality Vitthanam :

Q&A session ayyaka, ‘ Intha chaduvu chadivi, evadidho company lo, inkevadi kindho work cheyyatam enti bro, manaki maname BOSS ane attitude undali. Adhi lekapothe life lo edhi achieve cheyyalem‘ ani manaki instant motivation icchestharu. Aa taruvatha, ‘ ippudu manadaggara manaki maname BOSS la undi money earn chese option & opportunity rendu unnayi bro ‘ ani start chesi aa business & product/ study materials gurinchi chinni intro istharu.

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4. Maa Founder Ae Thopu :

Idhi mamooluga undadhu bhayya..aa particular company start chesina Founder biography narrate cheyyatam modhalu pedatharu. Ela, endhuku, eppudu, ekkada start chesadu..ippudu ela unnadu antu vadi balyam nunchi next em cheyyabothu unnadu ani vadi bhavishyatthu varuku anni chepthuu unte..manaki vadi biopic single screen lo chusinattu untadhi. ‘ Vaarinee na parents gurinchi kuda antha theleedhu kadha ra naaku.’ anipisthadi manaki.

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5. The Stalin Theory :

Ippudu bag lo nunchi oka book-u, pen-u theesi sudden ga Stalin cinema lo Chiru la maripoyi , binary tree structure geesesi explanation start chestharu. Entha confident ga matladatharante manaki nammatam thappa vere option undadhu. Diagrams, Flow Charts, Bar Graphs – idiocy on x axis greed on y axis ..ila oka 1hr economics & marketing class thesukuntaru. Last lo cheppindhi marchipotham emo ani aa page chimpi mari istharu, pic kuda theesukomantaru.


 

6. Membership Privileges :

Laptop lo valla Official website open chesi Gold level aithe idhi, platinum aithe idhi ani vallu offer chese privileges chupistharu. Annnnd join aina ventane, manamedho destination wedding ki velthunnattu 2 Suit cloth lu.. 3 day-4 night stay in a resort kuda provide chesthamani cheptharu.

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7. Backstory – From Rags To Riches :

Indhulo join ayyaka, join aina valla life ela maripoyindho Basha flashback range lo cheptharu. Manalni woo cheyyatam kosam appatlo vadi paristhithi ala undedhi , ippudu car konnadu, kobbarikaya konnadu etc details anni cheptharu. Inspire ayyevadi nunchi inspire chesevadu ayyadu ani aakasaniki lepestharu.

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8. Self Dabba :

Panilo pani valla FB profile open chesi, vallu suit vesukuni mic lo edho matladuthunna DP chupinchi. Naku janalante bhayam undedhi, deenilo cheraka na self-esteem boost aindhi, seminar lo na speech vini standing ovation iccharu thelusa ani chepthu murisipothu untaru.

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9. Money, Money More Money :

Ippudu asalaina bhajana start auddhi…Mama just needaggra 10,000 unte chalu ra anthe, Nuvvu nalugurini add chesukunte chalu, aa naluguru neekosam sampadinchi pedatharu & its not only about money but also about PR public relations. Manchi future untadhi mama, financial security untundhi, don’t waste time. TIME IS MONEY ani matladuthune untaru .

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10. Dobbifiying Level MAXX :

Arey, aa 10k ne na daggara unte nene edhanna chesukunta ra..‘ ani manam ante vinaru. ‘ Orei, nuvvu edhaina chesthe, nee dabbulu outgoing ke thappa incoming ki guarantee ledhu..adhedho nuvvu deenilone invest chesthe neeku nee money within no time venakki vacchesthundi. Poni money gurinchi vadhiley 2 kottha suit lu , manchi vacation aina vasthayi ‘ ani slice ad lo katrina kaif aa drink ni chivari chukka varuku thaginattu chala desperate ga mana mind ni dobbestharu.



 

11. Its Not A Name It’s A Brand :

Ledhu mama, Idhi antha workout avvadhu ra ‘ ante , intha varuku evarevaru cheraro list bayatiki teestharu, valla meeting pics, whatsapp groups anni chupistharu. Basically oka cult following untundhi annamata. Intha mandhi chesthunnaru ante there is something right anna feeling vasthundhi. Aa feeling tho mundhu jagrattha lekunda commit ayyamaa.. anthe. Manchidaithe problem ledhu..lekapothe munchestharu.

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Ila cheppukuntu pothe chalane untayi bhayya…evaru enni vidhaluga try chesina, entha goppalu cheppina.. em chesthunnamo manam own ga research chesi thelusukovali. MLM meedha knowledge gain chesukuni, idhi manaki correct a kadha? ani question chesukovali. Alochinchi, charchinchi oka decision theesukovali. Aa mathram clarity unte evaru manalni con cheyyaleru…

Mee experiences ni meeru comments lo cheppandi, me friends ni TAG chesi theliyacheyandi. Adios.

 

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