Enthoo chiraku tho intiki vachina naku , ventane water isthuu “Interview ela jarigindhe? Ela chesavv? Job vastadaa?” ani adugutundi. “Nuvvu aagamma….naku chala chiraku ga undhi. Bagane perform chesa. Kani annii tikka questions adigaru vaallu”. Kaasepu nannu oka paavuganta vadilesaaka, mallii amma vachi adigindi….
Amma: Evem adigaarenti?
(Near Interview panel…)
Nenu : “May I come in Sir!”
Interviewers : “Please come in.”
Nenu : “Good Morning Everyone.”
Interviewers : “Gud morning, Take your seat.”
Nenu : “Thank you sir” ani kurchunnaa…
Interviewers questions adagadam start chesaru. Technical round lo edo C program rayamannaru, rastunnanata sepuu ah HR gadu naa vaipe chustunnadu. HR kadhaa anni observe chestunnademo ani pattinchukoledu. Tarwata Manegerial round loo evoo tikka questions vesaru. Avi answer chestunnappudu kudaa ah HR edoo donga chupulu chustunnattu unnadu. Laagi petti kottalanipinchindi amma…
Amma : Mari intakii ah HR em adigadu chivarikii?
HR : So, hope you did very well in TR, MR ones., now you must see only me.
Nenu : Sure sir…
HR : Tell me who is your inspiration? And why?
Nenu : My mother is always my inspiration sir. She only made me to this level, I owe her a lot. Its because of her, I am here.
HR : Your answer is not satisfying. Could you tell me, why only your mother, why not your father is your inspiration?
Nenu : Laagi petti kottalnipinchindi ah question adiginappudu, kani job avasaram ani …..”Sorry sir, I can’t say my father is my inspiration.
HR : Why? Is he alive? If he’s not, I’m sorry for that.
Nenu : No..Sir no. He is alive. Its okay.
HR : Then tell me why do you choose your mother as your only inspiration?
Nenu : My father is alive Sir! But he is dead.
HR : Oh my god! Why did you said like that?
Nenu : He left my mom, when I was 18 months old and not returned back till now. We neither know where he live nor what he do.
HR : Did your Mom said all these? That he is not good, as he left you both?
Nenu : No Sir! She said that when I am 18 months old, he took us to a North Indian Tour, then he left us in an unknown location and he didn’t returned back yet.
HR : Then he might be dead. Isn’t he?
Nenu : No Sir. We can’t believe such fraud people. They treat women like slaves and they leave and go. They don’t care their family before going like that!
HR : Why do you think like that? He may died or he may be kidnapped? Isn’t he?
Nenu : No Sir! Definiterly not!
HR : Okay, tell me one thing. Do you have any lover? or Boy friend…even both seems the same though.
Nenu : Yes Sir! I have a boy friend and his name is Pandyan. We have been loving each other for 3 years.
HR : How you guys got introduced to each other?
Nenu : Through Facebook Sir.
HR : Then how did you believe him, that he is a very good personality or a fraud?
Nenu : I too thought that he is a fraud Sir, but he is not. He is very caring, very sensitive, very handsome.
HR : May be, he is pretending to be… Why should you believe in him?
Nenu : I donno sir, we just got connected as friends, then we got into a closer relationship.
HR : Then answer only once to my question. “How could you believe an unknown person in facebook and to be in a relationship, and why do you thought your father to be a fraud. If you answer this, I’ll give you this job.
Nenu : Athanu adigina question ki ela answer cheppaalo ardamkaledu.
“Sir, I donno actually, but I felt like that and it is very true that my father is a fraud, and coming to love, it can’t be explained. It must be experienced.”
HR : Oh is it so? You may leave now. We just looking for people who have clarity of thought but not you.
Alaa inka mukham tippukokunda intiki vachesa ammaa…..interview poyindi amma… Kani Pandyan gurinchi neku cheppananduku nannu kshaminchu amma. Neku job vachaaka chepdhaam anukunna, kani inka badha lo anni bayatiki vachesaay.
Amma : (kopam thoo……)
“Adhi sare kani, mee nanna gari gurinchi nenu emii tappu gaa cheppaledu kada neku. Mari nuvvenduku ala anukunnav?”
Nenu : Nuvvu cheppaledu amma, kani appudu vadili vellioyadu ante anthe kada amma, kanisam 18 nelalu nindani nannu kuda vadilesaadante evarainaa adhe anukuntaaramma. Nenu emii tappu cheppaledu kadaa, nee manasulo kuda adhe undhi kadaa….
Amma : ( Akkadinundi lechipoyi, edustuu lopaliki vellipoyindi ….. Pandyan vishayam adagaledu enti anukune lopu….
“Nuvvu matram naku cheppakundaa evvarinaina preminchachu, reppoddunna vadu ninnu vadilesi velladu ani guarantee enti?”
Nenu : Naku em maatlaadalo ardamkaaledu. Jeevitham lo itha chetta sanghatana eduru avtundi ani anukoledu.
Amma : (Lock chesukunna room lo nunchi amma matlaadutuu…..) “Nuvvu anukunnattu aayana chanipoledu. Aah roju Tour ki vellinappudu mee nanna ni Terrorists pattukuni, valla sthaavaraniki teeskellaru. Akkada aayanni champesi untaaru ani nenuu anukunnaa, kani aayana chanipovadam kanna, nizaanni marchi, “Nenu kuda Terrorist nee” ani valllani namminchi, vaalla group lo cheeraaru.
Nenu : Enti amma nuvvu cheppindi? Ante nanna terrorist ah?
Amma : Kaadhu…..! kaani aa abaddam aayanni aaroju pranalatho kaapadindi…
*chiraku ga unna thana daughter ni chusi…*
Amma: Asalu evarathanu ..ninnu ilanti prashna adigaadu.. ?
*daughter shows HR’s Facebook profile pic in her phone*
*aa photo chusi, Amma prapancham okka kshanam aagipoindi*
*House bell rings*
Door open chesi chusthe.. HR nilabadi unnadu..
HR : “Nannu kshaminchu amma. Inkeppuduu alaanti questions adaganuu…..!”
“Nannu kshaminchandi naaanna…..”
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