What If The Daily Apps We Use Have Brutally Honest Terms & Conditions

 

Taglines By Pavan Chelamkuri

“Honesty is the best policy” annaru peddalu. Resume lo plus points lo first word honesty ani rayadam nundi, Insta lo I lub honest gals ani pettevaraku edhiginam. Ika pothe B.Tech-uu, peddala maatalu, M1 marks-uu, Terms and Conditions-uu anni oke category loki vasthay. Adhenandii…pattikokapovadam. Kani manaki ardamakaka vadilesina Terms and Conditions anni honest Terms and Conditions ga marithe?? Ela untundo oo (no offending) look veddham.

 

1. Whatsapp :

Nenu meku kothe kavachu. Kani chala chetta. Meku poddugaale leshinapdu mee relatives good mrng lu pamputaru, mee “undiporaade” status lu hide cheyyakapothe mee nanna chustaru tarwata vayistharu…mee small flower veshalu anni mee gf screenshot teesi share chestuntundi. Ivanni meku Ok ithe ne install cheskondi. Pole…adiripole!


 

2. PUBG MOBILE :

Matter enti ante straight ga point ki vacheddam. Install cheyyadam valla space, data bo**a ani neku, naku telsu. Install chesaka rojuki nalabhai yenimidi gantalu indulone untav ani neku telsu, nakuu telsu. Kalla kinda carry bag lu, gf breakup cheppadalu, exams lo supply lu padataalu, nidra lo pochinki lo digi kaalu jaaradalu, phone vedekki chethulu kalchukoodalu….ilantivi jaruguthay ani thelsi kuda install cheste nee dhairyaniki Oscar ivvali mari.


 

3. Zomato :

Asala enduku antha cost untaano nake teledu. Okkosari aa offer ee offer ani cheppi minimum month ki okasari inaa ninnu red flower ni chestuu unta. Okkosari mee intlo unna aasti patraalu ammi mari naalo order ichukuntav. Adii naa range-uu. Ardamaindi gaa, ippudu install cheyyi raa my son.


 

4. Facebook :

Cheppedemundi anni telsinde ga babai…maa Mark babai tho antha veesy kadhu. Edii oo pattaana oppukodu. Angel Priya, Sukumari Sravanthi ki entha status ichaado nekuu anthe status ichaadu. Starting lo konni posts petti claps kodtav, tarwata ave posts chusi adhe chetito tala pattukuni siggu padtav. Naa matuki nenu evaraina mutual friends kanipiste neku chupista, show chestavo, SHE team ni meet avthavo nee istam. Annattu aa inter fillakaya groups lo join avvaku ra…nee manchike cheptunna. Deal ok kada…install chesko ika.


 

5. Google Pay :

Transfer cheyyista, Chat cheyistha, kavalante poris ni kuda parichayam chesta (thuu desperate fellow), anthe kani better luck next time enduku vachindo nannu adagaku royy. Adi ok ithene install chesko ledaa aa paata passbook thone saavu.


 

6. Netflix :

Bank lo gattiga 1000 kuda unnayo ledo televu. Neekenduku ra bhai !! Evado teeskunnadu ani teeskuntav. Sakam dabbulanni aa zomato gadike tagaledtav. Sarlee edavaku….evaro oka muggurni eskuni raa. Indra Cinema lo aaa Pandit panchinattu mugguriki samanam ga panchuta. Idigoo malli cheptunna payment lo edaina teda vaste naku sambandham ledu roii. Meere teeskuntam annaru.


 

7. Instagram :

Paina unnollato poliste nenu better ae bro. Kakapothe ikkada chinna samasya undi. Ninnu follow kotti, nuvvu vallani follow ayyav ani telsina ventane unfollow chesestaru. Eee vishayam lo nenem cheyylenu. Haa emii cheyyalenu (neku entha chadastham ekkuva inaa). Photos di emundi brotheruuu eroju untay, repu delete ayipothay. Neku memes unte page ettuko, memes lekapothe chat lo pulihora kalupuko. Emantav…naa offer ela undi?


 

8. Ola Cabs :

Nannu nenu waste ante inkem install chestav kani, neeku oo mata chepta. Neku ok ithe proceed avvu. Mee intidaggarnundi office ki 5 kms. Deeniki bus lo pokunda naku 120 pettukoni velladaniki neku ok ithe, bus stand lo nunchunna crush ni padeyali ante…nannu install cheskoni pose ivvu. Dabbulu fatt, ammayi flat.


 

9. Tiktok :

Naa range-uu neeku teledu bhayya. Chachipoyi kuda bratikaanu. Mamulga undadu manatho. Nannu install cheskoni videos chesi, hero ayipoyi, tarwata filmfare teeskoni, tarwata politician ayipoyi, tarwata Prime Minister ayipoyi famous ayipothanu ante naa daggara samadhanam ledhu. Abbayiluu… “Pagale vennela, jagame ooyala” ani paade mundu saree tappaka dharinchandi, veelaithe helmet pettukondi. Nannu vaadukondi saar….kani trains, busses lo videos try cheyyakandi. Dabbulu ravadam pakkanettandi dabbu kanna life important kadhaa. Vivekam tho aalochinchandi…alochindi install cheyyandi.


 

Adhi mari sangathi. Mee versions lo honest Terms and Conditions emaina unte do mention in below comments.

 

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