Holi anagane prathi year miss avvakunda konni anokoni sanghatanalu jaruguthai, manam avi jaragakudadhu ani entho jagratha padatham, but em cheyalem. Alanti goppa scenes ento ippudu manam chudham.
1. First things first, you can’t trust your friends and sleep peacefully . Padkunte seedha room lo dhoori colors kodtharu.
2. So you try so hard not to sleep, but you fall asleep and you hear foot steps, voices of your friends.
3. Asal ee friends unnare, veellaki Illu, bed kharaab avvudhi ani sense kuda undadhu, colors theeskoni ishtam ochinattu kodtharu. The only way to save yourself is RUN.
4. In the middle of all this mess your mom catches you and beats the shit out of you.
5. Ikkada tho matter avvaledhu, she even makes you clean the entire mess you made in the house.
6. Expectations of how you gonna look while playing Holi
7. Reality of how you look.
8. When all your friends have finished the colors they have with them, and now you are the only one who has all the color. ‘Maa devudu nuvve nayya’.
9. When you return home after completing the entire galli celebrations, the first thing you do is this:
10. When you throw colors at random uncle on streets. But he catches you.
11. When all your friends are boring and no one is interested to come out of their houses.
12. When you are playing Holi with an introvert/ lazy friend: ‘Neetho Holi aadhithe ela untadhi thelsa ra? Naa rangu naa meedhe poskunattu untadhi’.
13. When you ask your friend to bring more Holi colors, but he brings Maidhapindi.
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