Kirana Kottu Muchata: Situations We’ve All Been Through With Our Kirana Store Owner
Contributed By Nikhita Karimsetty
2 days ki okasari, kanisam week ki okasari ayina shop ki vellakunda vundam. Daily necessity needs nundi rare ga vellina mechanic shop varuku anni cover chestam. Ala velinappudu shop owner tho encounter ayina moments mukhyam ga Kirana uncle chese manipulations ela vuntayo ee roju article lo cheppukundam.
When you are okay with the quantity rather than what your mother tells: Oka ½ kg kandi pappu packet ivvandi uncle. ½ kg ledu amma kg vundi teesuko. Akkada nuvu intiki correct ga tesukuvellavo ledo mukhyam kabbati edi ayite adhi tesukuntav. Ila quantity maarchi appudapudu vunna lenattu cheptaru.
Owner uncle be like :
When you are particular about brands: Same alantide amma kaani veredi. Rendu okate just peru marindi ante. Kaani naku ade kaavali uncle.
Our reaction be like:
Every Indian shop owner ever: Change ledhu amma ee chocolate vunchuko. Chocolate kada tesukodaniki first vuntam.
When you ask the shop owner for 1000 rupees change :
You who buy 5 rupees lays packet from that shop owner and he gave the change:
When you start bargaining and using your thelivi 1.0:
You: Eppati nundo mee daggire kontunam konchem tagginchi veyandi
Shop owner: Meeru ane tagginchi vestuna. Dentlo naaku asala 1 percent kuda raadu. Naku product enta padindo meeku ante istuna.
Shop owner be like :
When you start bargaining and using your thelivi 2.0 :
You: Adenti uncle vere shop lo takkuva istunaru.
Shop owner: Ayite velli akkade konuko amma
Uncle be like :
When you visit the shop early morning and start bargaining for the product :
That shop owner be like :
When a girl visits the shop and asks ‘uncle fast ga ivvandi’:
Shop owner: Arey ee papa ki ivvandi raa eppati nundo nunchundi
You who came before her :
Finally, mom wins over shop owner bargaining discussion moment :
We be like :
If you are a regular customer to that shop : List ichesi 2 days tarvata vachina sare anni pack chesi ready ga vunchutadu shop owner. Bill complete ga kattakapoyina aruvu istadu. Ila malls/online lo kanna mana pakkana vuna shops ki velte ado comfort and trust feel vastadi.
Ila cheppukuntu pote bollu vastayi. Meeru shop owner tho experience chesina crazy things, meeku frustrate tepinchina situations emina vunte comment section lo mention cheyandi.
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