10 Endaa Kaalapu Kashtaalu That You Are Going Through Right Now!

Chinnapudu Summer vasthundhi ante adhoka aanandham. Exams aipothayi, 2 months holidays vasthayi, road meedha antukune aata nunchi Cricket dhaaka kummeskovachu. Madhyanam 3 ki road ekkamu ante malli night 8 ki intiki tirigi ravadame. Madhyalo cool water kosam okatiki rendu sarlu kompaki velthoo untam anukondi.

But ippudu paristhithi veru. Endalu mandipothunnai, thalalu thadisipothunnai, kaallu kaalipothunnai, erraga unde mana mukham nalla padipothundhi.. Vaadu Suryudu laga kaadhu mande agni jvaallalaa kanipisthunnadu… Janaalu aithe road meedha omelette lu eskuni gas karchulu migilchukuntunnaru.
 

Ee summer kashtaala sammelaname ee kindha manam cheppukune point lu.
 

1. Endhukila naa _____ kaalipoindhi?
 

Neat ga ready ayyi bayataki veldham ani, bayataki vacchi road meedha park chesunna bandi meedha kurchunnama.. anthe sangathulu.. Handles pattukunna chethulu kaaladam tharwatha sudden ga seat meedha land aina mana base maadi masaipoddhi.. That’s a strange feeling, you know.

 


 

2. Kumbhipaakam:
 

Middle class vadiki bike untadhi kabatti kaalipothundhi. Kaani Car lo shikaaru ki veldham anukune mana Srimanthulu paristhithi chepakkarledhu. Car ekki door veskuni, AC eskune lopu babulaki Kumbheepaakam aipoddhi. Ee rendu nimishaala narakam chalu roju mottham madhura gnaapakam ga maaradaniki.
 


 

3. Alisina Deham- Perigina Daaham:
 

Alisipovadam emundhandi ee vedhava dheehaniki alavaategaa.. But dhaaham vishayam lo thaggedhe ledhu. Khumbaalu Khumbaalu tinakapoina parledhu. Kundalu kundalu neellu mathram thaagadam chaana chaana important vishasyam. Ee sodhanthaa endhukayya ee endaakalam lo mana pani okate Kundalu Kundalu thaagadam velli raavadam.
 


 

4. Current Billu- Jebuki Chillu:
 

Endaa kaalam lo rendey rendu bhayankaramainavi. Current Kotha, Current kootha…
Current kotha peru tho rojuki naalugu sarlu current theestharu. Kaani night manam eskune fan lu AC lu punyamaa ani Current bill 4 digit numbers lo vachesthadhi. Dheenne manam Current kootha ani peru etteskunnam. Sagam jeetham aa bill kattadanike poddhi guru mana karma kakapothe.
 


 

5. Current Paaye:
 

Intlo kurchunnapudu current poindhi ante aa narakam thattukolem bhayya. Atu TV chudadaniki kudhardhu, Itu Facebook chuskovadaniki kudhardhu, Padukundhaam ante nidra pattadhu. Intlo serials miss avthunna ane frustration tho amma aa kopam mana meedha chupinchadam chaana anyaayam adhyakshaa.. Dheenini nenu theevranga kandisthunnanu.
 


 

6. From Aparichithudu to Ghajini:
 

Aa chemata ki juttu thadisipoyi, jiddu patti dhaani nunchi dandruff vacchi… Inni vyaadhulu thattukoleka summer cutting peru tho sagam mandhi dippa cutting nunchi gundu Dhaka cheyinchesthoo untaru. Kontha mandhi alaa Tirupati vellipoy atu dharshanam itu gundu cheyinchesi summer lo challaga brathikesthoo untaaaru.
 


 

7. Alupu thalupule theeese… Aakasame nedu naa kosame:
 

Summer lo andhariki vacchevi rende rendu: okati Nalupu, rendu Alupu. Aa busalu kakke vediki manam chala thondharagaa alisipothoo untam. Konchem thadi untene nidraponi manam, nidra leche sariki mottham chemata tho thadisipoyi.. em cheyalo ardham kaaka bitthara choopulu chusthu untaam. Ilaantapudu manam majjiga, kobbari neellu thaagi body ni challabarchukuntoo undalanna mata.
 


 

8. Rangu Paduddhi:
 

Ippudu vasthadhi asalaina guarantee color. Meerenni facials cheyinchukunna, bleach lu veyinchukunna ara chethini addam petti suryudini aapaleru.
 

“Undu… Intlone Undu.. Bayataki raavali anukoku.. Endaki thattukolevu..
Maaadipothaaaaaaaaaaaav”
*Venakala BGM: Simhaa… Narasimhaa*
 


 

9. Kanneellendhuku Uppaguntaai? Thiyyaga unte avi kuda thaagesthav ganuka:
 

Papam intlo unna vallu aina guddalu ippatheeskuni tiragocchu. Kaani udhyogam chese valla baadha gurinchi cheppukovadam baadhaakaram. Aa formal dress lu, jeans lu, shoes veskuni aa enda lo bikes meedha or else bus lo velthoo aa kashtaalu padadam chudalem bossu. Aa baadhithulalo nenu kuda okadni.
 


 

10. Prathee Bottu Avasarameraa:
 

Don’t waste water.. you bloody pizza-burger boy. Pratheesari neellu leka janalu sacchipothunnaru ante Africa vallane chupisthunnaru. Ippudu Vijayawada, Hyderabad lo kuda adhe paristhithi undhi. Koosantha lekka chuskuni vaaduko mari.
 

 

And finally the costume we need now… Dharidhra Naarayana Dhikkumaalina Avataram.

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