11 Things That Every Christian In Telugu States Is Tired Of Hearing

Oka gang lo palurakhala manushulu. Aa rakhalalo oka Christian friend pakka untadu. Papam vallani em emo vintha vintha questions adigi, stupid dialogues tho…friends andharu tega satayistaru. Asalu avvento, vaatiki aa friends response ento.. randi chuddam

Mi pelli lo kiss chestara?

Reyyy. Manam undedhi India lo. Ikkada oka ammayi-abbayi cheyyi pattukoni nadusthene peddha boothu laa chustaru. Alantidi kiss ah? Baboiii. Avvanni English series loone babu.

That teetha friend:

Firsts

“Naa first Christian friend nuvve ra. Nen eppudu Christians pelli ki kuda vellaledu. Nuv cheskunte first time nivvalle oka Christian wedding attend avtha.”

Oh avuna. Sare aitey. Ni kosame cheskunta pelli nenu.

Parrrtyyyy parrrtyyyy

Ippudu logic entante maakaitey chala festivals untayi kabatti, memu party ivvakapoyina parvaledhu. Kaani miku ochedhe okkati kabatti pakka ivvali.

Woww whattaa logic. Kanisam Diwali ki aina ivvandi aa party maaku.     

 Mi church lo wine tagutara?

The mosstttt asked question. Adedo church lo taagi high avtara ane range lo adugutaaru ee question. By the way, adhi grape wine andi. Non-alcoholic.

Christmas cake eda ra?

Christmas aina 2-3 months aina ee question pakka osthadi. Paiga kontha mandhi ki normal cake kaadhu, rum cake kavali antaru.

Meanwhile, the friend that ate the whole cake on Christmas day:

Catholics or Protestants?

Christian aagaane vallaki telisina only 2 words Catholics inka Protestant ni vadestaaru. Asalu adhi kakunda inka chala untayi ani kuda ekkuva mandhi ki teledhu.

Good Friday

Chala mandhi ki papam good Friday ante ento teleka, good Friday celebrate cheyyamu ante shock avtharu. Then we have to talk them through of what it is.

Enti? Every Sunday na?

Andharu Sunday akkadiki ikkadiki veldam ane plans vesthe, manam maatram “Church ki vellali raa” antam. Anthe. Prati Sunday church ki enduku veltaru raa? Asal em chestaru ani tega shock aipotaru.

Questions, questions, and questions…

“Is Santa Claus real?”

“Asalu Christmas ela separate cheskuntaru?”

“Baptisms ante enti?”

Ila vallatho oka ganta kurchunte, vallaki tochinavi anni adigestaru. It’s sweet how they want to know so much yaa.

Church ki tiskeltava ledha?

Last but not the least, mamalni mi church ki tellanti raa. Ila pedda cross undi, pedda pedda benches unte church. Experience cheyyali gaaa.

Adhi anamaata sangathi. Inka chala vishayale untaayi. Let us know in the comments below what you’ve heard or said. And, also tag your Christian friends and say “Tondarga pelli chesko ra, christian pelli attend avvali” 😛

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