Corporate Life – The Beginning Of An End: Side Effects In Every Corporate Job

Contributed by Jayamaduri Dandu

Nekem ra happy ga corporate job kottav, Rich life, Manchi salary, Weekend lo pub lu..masth entertainment ga bathikesthunavga antaru janalu. Avani pai paina yevvarale amma dhani venaka eno badhapade hrudayalu, baytaki chepukoleni badhalu unai ani meeku telidhu raw. Corporate life ante chilling kadhamma chillulu kuda untai. So me andari tarapuna I’m rising my voice. Chusedham randi..

Hair fall:

Evarini adigina hand raise chesi chepe first problem hairfall.

My friend: Neku juttu endhuku ralipothundho telusa

Me: Tension valla

My friend: Tension endhuku

Me: Job valla juttu ralipothundi kabati

All are interlinked anamata. Pellilu avatledhu mastaru.. em chestham cover cheskodam tappa em cheyalem.

Dark circles:

Nidra leka, kanisam time dorikina nidra pattaka mohalu padaipothunai andi. Salary matram increment undadhu kani ee dark circles roju rojuki update avthune untunai.

Specs:

Ah system chusi chusi, dani lopaliki velipoyi.. Rendu kasta nalugu ayayi adhe andi specs. Guddi vachesindi ayya next enti chevudega!!

EMI:

Deni gurinchi pusthakalu raseyochu. Ah emundi kattedham anukuni atramga phone lu, gadgets konukodam month end ragane dhula terchesukodam. Inka pothe ah bill, ee bill antu bokka ki chillu padadame kani inka pocket ninde alochanalu em kanipitla.

Body pains:

Arei arei I can feel you bro..Neck pain- got passed, next back pain- idi kuda passed so what next? Inkentra na bonda bed rest laga inka manchana padi work cheyadam okate takkuva.

Mental stress:

Ante viparithamaina othidi ki lonavadam anamata. Ee deadlines untai mastaru chi bhuthulu kuda ratledhu.. Peekalu medha kusuni mail cheyamandam entha varaku samanjasam chepandi. Thokkalo deadlines valla Naralu cut ayipothunai saar.

Potta:

Paina batta gurinchi ayindi ga next potta. From baddi kottu tea nundi caffetaria, Samosa to pizza intha chetha lopaliki pothunte potta kaka rakul preeth singh vasthunda? Em chestham mnakante mundhu adhe nadusthundi..LoL

Onsite:

Em ra chaari oka onsite kosam nuvu chese ah chillar panulu entra. Overtime work cheyadam, Boss ni kaka pattadam, vadu vese chillar jokes ki navvadam, Office muchatlu ani pogesi manager dagara chepadam. Ayipoindi saar daily routine ayipoindi.

Teammates:

Oka team lo pakka ga andaru thopulu undaru.. Badhakistulu untaru, sariga work rani vadu untadu. Ila velandhirini bharinchedi ah kastho kustho work vachinavade. Em work ichina mellaga side ayipoyi nuvu cheseyi bro ani chepi escape ayipotharu.

Traffic:

Rei nee office working hours entra? Working hours 8 ee bava travelling tho include aythe 12 hours bava! Asalu ento  ekada place lenatu thuppallo, kondallo, uru avthala petkuntadento ah office ni. Journey lone sagam jeevitham ayipothondi !

Parties:

Frank ga matladukundham.. Chinna pillala entra birthday aythe party, ma amma nanna marriage aythe party, na lover birthday aythe party..vachedi muppai velu motham neku ichesta nuve bathikey ra. Anatu inkoti this is for you amma manager nekante 80k vasthundi rich ga eni sarlu ayna party lu istav mari memu ela ivali? Badyata undakarla!!

Leaves:

Deni gurinchi matladaku bhayya eduposthundi. Ala saradaga sankranthi ki uru veli four years avthundi. Okavela by chance velina akada phone lo okate vayimpudu. Oka trip ledhu, enjoyment ledhu.. Ee weekend emo ala vachipomma merupu teega type lo vachi pothundi.

Learning new courses:

Pani cheyadam ekuva anukuntunte.. Dantho patu new skills prepare avadam. Nidra lo kuda coding, data analysis ee kanipisthundi saar. Idhem torture ra ayya!

Chusaruga.. Yeah anthaku minchi em cheyalem lendi tappadhu ala flow lo velipovadame. By the way denlo gender difference ledhamma amayilu kuda feel the same. Tag that corporate job badhitudu. Ichipadeyandi comment section lo.

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