Presenting The Short Story Of A Confused Software Engineer!

 

Ee kathalo rendu paathralu…Okadu Username la andhariki kanapade Nenu, Rendu Password la naaku maathrame telisina “Nenu”.

Software Job… Ye raa baava kastha Hey Bro gaa marusthundi. Endhee lolli place lo What the F*** ni park chesthundi. Manku telisina oke okka short code VuPeKuHa ku thodugaa FYI, PFA, PS, IM, PFB, ASAP antoo enno kottha padaalu parichayam chesthundhi. Platform meedhaki bussulu, raille kaadhu computer languages ni kuda teesukosthundi. Languages ni manushule kaadhu computers kuda ardham chesukunela chesthundhi. Paapa ni choosi pallikilinchadam maanpinchi Professional ga behave cheyadam nerpisthundi…Oh No!!! Idhi mattuku jaragadhu bro. Professional ainaa, pokiri ainaa papa ni choosthe pallikilaanchilsindhe.

“Ayyindhaa nee vignaana pradharshana. Story chepthanani cheppi sodhi chepthunnav entraa. Asalu em cheppalanukkunaav, em chepthunnav. For god’s sake, come to the point dude.”

Andhari laa ne nenu Telugu vaadiga puttadam valana, janmataha jaragabadina nirnayaanni edhirinche dhammu leni, dhikkarinchaleka dhairyam leni engineering chesina lakshala mandhilo okkadini. Aa lakshala mandhi aavedhananu teluputunna okkadini. ‘Ee * years kashtapadu aa tarwata nee life happy gaa untundi ane maata vini, vinee visigipoyina vidhyaardhini.

“Modhalettavaa! Aithe sodhi chepthaav, ledhaa nee gurinchi voo sollu chepthaav. Endhee maakendhi idhi. Edho mana gurinche chepthundu anukuni eedikosthe maakendhee. Come to the story damn it.”

Athigaa kashtapadi inter pass ayyi, athi kashtam meeda engineering pass ayyina nenu, Mana adhrushtam vallano, pakkodi duradrushtamo emo kaani elaago job sampaadhinchaanu. Offer letter chethiki raagane ‘Job ante allaa tappagaa gallilo tirige sales representative job anukunnaarraa… Engineer… Software Engineer’ ani karnabheri pagili poyelaa arichi cheppalanipinchindi ma relatives ki. Job lo join ayye varaku emuntundi, em cheyaali, mana valla avuddha… ilaa lekka lenanni jaragadaaniki aaskaram leni enno sanniveshaalanu oohinchukuntu entho anxiety undedi. Machines baagu chese vaadu mechanic, Engines baagu chese vaadu Engineer anukune chinnanaati fantasy nundi bayataki vacche roju raane vacchindi, Joining Day.

“Drive-lu baagu chesevaadu driver ani, Documents raase vaadu doctor ani… ilaanti dhikkumaalina fantasy lu kuda unnaya naayana manaki. Ponle motthaniki joining day varaku vacchaav. Continue…”

Joining day roju ready avutunnappudu kaanee teleeledhu, Sleeve cuffs ki kuda buttons untaayani. Full formal lo manalni manam first time choosukunappudu ante interview appudu kuda vesukuntaam but job vacchina tarwata unde feel ye verabba. Join ayyaanu, konni rojulu baavundhi. Endhukundadu aakalitho alamatistunna vaadiki aavakay, muddhapappu, neyyi, vedi vedi annam dorikinattugaa… a/c rooms, kallaki impuga ammayilu, month ending roje pade salary, annitikante minchi Software Engineer ane tag.

“Life lo modatisaari SVSC lo chinnodu poola kundi endhuku thannaado ardham kaaledu, aa tarwata mallee ippudu nuvvee story endhuku chepthunnavo ardham aithale. Manalo mana maata Anthaa baane unte mari nee baadhenti baabai.”

Day-nights, night outs, weekends full ga work chesina rojulu baavunnay. Modhatlo edho saadhinchinattu anipinchedhi. Edhaina saadhinchaali anipinchedhi. Kaalam gadustunna koddhi adhe pani, padhe padhe chesthunnattu ardham avvadam modhalaindhi. Manamaa maatala manishi kaadhu, icchindi vacchinantha varaku chesukuntu poye rakam. Madhyalo office politics okati nacchaledhu. Ippudu alochisthe naakanipisthundhi ‘Google vaadatam modhaledithe maakente baaga evvadu vaadaledu’ ani. ‘Stack overflow o nela rojulu pani cheyakapothe naa paristhithi emavuthundo’ ani. ‘Asalu nenu chesi paniki Software Engineer ane peruki sambandham entaa’ ani. Akkadidhi, ikkadidhi collect chesi edholaa aa time ki kaavalasindhi teesukocche nenu Engineer ni elaa avuthaanu? Inthakee naaku nacchi chesthunnaanaa ? Edhoti vacchindhi kadhaa ani chesthunnanaa ?

“Ohho! Gonthu dhaaka mekkakaa muddha chedhanipinchindanta enakatiki evadiko. Alaa undhi abbay nee evvaaram. 1st taariku mundhe teesukotle velaku velu jeetham mari dhaanikem antaav ?”

Teesukuntunnaanu. Aashayaalu, alochanalaku dabbakkarledhu avasaraalaki kaavali gaa. Avasaraalu teeripoyaay, alasata ledhu kaabatti aashayalu gurthosthunnayaa ante emo ayyundocchu. Kaanee endhuko konni rojula nundi naaku nacchina pani endhuku cheyakudadhu ani manasu laagutundi. Evaro anattu ‘Everybody has that point in their life where you hit a crossroads’ ippudu naa turn anukuntaa. O vaipu manchi jeetham, kashtam leni job, andhariki nacche life unna highway… maro vaipu mundhu emundho teleeni gathukula matti road…Em cheyyalo teleetledu.

“Vaarni adhaa nee baadhaa. Nene o solution cheppeyocchu but, naatho paatu opigga sadhivina vallaki o chance iddham. So, come on buddies. Ee situation lo meerunte em chesthaaru ?”

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