This Story Of A Guy Who Was Asked About Coffee In An Interview And His Reply To It Is Interesting!

 

Thursday 9:00 P.M, B.Tech final Year Boys Hostel….

Anand : “Arey mama, endhi raa qualify ayipoyanu written test lo? Nake nammabudhi kavatledu.”

Sundar : “Arey chup..normuskoni prepare avvu bhey , asale naluguram qualify ayyaam interview ki athi kashtam medha written pass ayyi, idhii dobbite, inka manaki jobs undav. Paiga nalugurame unnam kabatti, repu interview lo kachitam gaa manalni eskuntaru, so normurkoni prepare avvu.”

Anand : “Emo mama, naku matram nammabudhi kavatla, qualify ayyina naluguri loo nenu tappa andaruu toppers ae. Naku hopes levu mama, meru kaaniyyandi, nenu written qualify avvadame ekkuva. Avunu, neku nachina quote okati cheppu ? ”

Sundar : “Arey karab ayyinda bhey burra, nannu chaduvukonivvu…. ah almerah lo novels unnay, kavalsinavi anni chaduvkoo…”

Friday 9:00 A.M,

(In phone….)
Sundar : “Haa sare Amma, tintaa lee interview eroju 11 ki, inkaa two hours undi, poddunne lechi Coffee okkate taaga, ippudu mess ki velli tiffin tinaali…inka unta..bye bye…”

11:15 A.M.,
(Sundar comes out of the interview cabin with a glow in face….)

Anand : “Areyy arey em adigaru raa? Ela cheppav?”

Sundar : “Nenu ninna cheppaa kada, motham Basics adigesaru nannu, program kuda rayamannaru, I tried my best, evening phone chesi cheptaranta evaru select ayyaro anedi., antha bagane chesa, anduke ninna cheppaa neku chaduvuko raa ani, anyhow All the Best.”

11:20 A.M.,

Anand : “May I come in Sir !”

Interviewer-1 : “Come in Mr……. Aanand ! Take your seat.”

Anand : “Thank you sir” 🙂

Interviewer -2 : “So, Anand, tell me about yourself in some two three lines”

Anand : “I’m a person who gives importance to each activity along with my studies, so I got my hand in many extra curricular activities along with studies, so I got only 60% in academics. I’m energetic, humble and confident. My hobbies include watching Man vs Wild, Documentaries, Cooking and making Coffee and one more thing is I’m a die hard Coffee Lover.”

Interviewer-1 : “Okay ….Tell me more about your academic profile?”

HR : “Excuse me sir, let me ask him one thing…”

Interviewer -1 : “Sure sir, proceed…”

HR : “Okay, you said you’re a crazy fan of coffee and your resume says it too…, okay now tell me the history of coffee in India, its reign, and which coffee you like the most, answer me this and I’ll give you the job … convey us in your own comfortable way, proceed in it.”

Anand : “Sir can I have some water please…Thank you, Okay sir, I would like to continue in Telugu.

General ga andaruu daham vesthe idhigoo…ilaga water taagutaru sir, kani naalanti coffee addicts matram Water badulu Coffee taguthaaru. Coffee gurinchi entha cheppinaa takkuve sir…. Antha enduku poddunne maa amma ki phone chesi tiffin chesta le amma ani abadham cheppi, okka coffee ae 3 times taagi vacha sir ikkadiki., antha praanam naku coffee ante.

Chinnappudu naa coffee prayaanam modalayyindi oka 6th class chaduvutunnappudu, ah tarwata nunchi coffee taagani roju ledu. Meku day anedhi Sunrise and Sunset tho unte, naku matram Bed Coffee nunchi, night coffee daaka day nadustundi. Okka coffee kosame nenu 7 mugs konukkuna ante meru nammagalara? Each day ki each mug. Annam tinakapoyina bratukuta kani, coffee lekapothe chachipota sir., suicide cheskoni mari chachipotha.

Ika meru adigina question daggaraki vasthe, coffee history…..
Coffee plant ni Ethiopian Ancestors kondaru Turkey loo recognize chesaru. Adhi kaastha pakkane unna Arabia ki paakindi. 16th Century loo oka Sufi Saint Baba Budan ane athanu Arabia nundi oka 7 coffee seeds India ki techi, Karnataka lo first time plant chesaru. So ala coffee anedi 16th century lo India ki vachindi. Danni Andhra loo introduce chesindi matram Brodi ane oka British Officer. So, 1898 loo ee Brodi ane officer East godavari lo Pamuleru ane valley lo plant chesaru, ah tarwata adi ala ala Vishakhapatnam agency areas ki paakindi, adhi kaastha Araku, Chintapalli ane areas lo main crop source gaa establish ayyindi.

So, ilaa vachina ee plant ki 1956 loo Government grant ichindi oka 10,000 acres lo plant cheskomani. Adhi kastha ippudu more than 1,50,000 acres lo undi , more than a lakh families ki main source income gaa undhi. Inthaki naku nachina best coffee , Cafe Coffee Day lono, leda 5- star restaurant lono undadhu sir, Naku nachina Coffee Araku coffee. Endukante ikkada unnanta taste inkekkada radhu sir. Endukante, Araku lo plant chesina coffee perigina soil ki Medium acidic qualities untaay., and more over adi 1000 metres above sea level lo undatam valla climatic conditions kuda taste ki add avthay. Eee coffee ni Organic coffee ani kuda antaaru. Endukante ikkada pandinche coffee ki organic manure ae vaadataru, so it doesn’t loose taste for years.

Araku ki Bike medha tours ki vellevaallu untaru, leda akkaunna scenic beauties ki vellevaru untaru, nenu rendoo rakam anukunnaremo, kadhu moodo rakam, akkada coffee packets kondaniki velthunta. I love coffee sir….”

Interviewer -1 : “Fantastic answer man! Madhi vizag ae, nakanna neeke bagha telusu Araku Coffee gurinchi., it was nice talking to you.”

HR : “You’re in Anand. Ivanni kadhu kani, salary package discuss chedhaama? ”

Anand : (……….Ninna night chadivina quote gurthostundi….) “Thank you sir, thank you very much.”

11:59 A.M :

Anand : “Ninna night oka quote cheppamanna , cheppaava raa,”

Sundar : “Aagu bhey, ikkada tension tho chastunna select avthano ledo ani.”

Anand : “Baby…Cool huh! “When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it!” idhi raa mama quote ante, ae coffee ni ithe nenu chinnappatinundi premistuu vachaanoo, adhe coffee eroju naku job ichindi….. huuuu huuuuu I am selected rooooooo!!!!”

 

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