BTech Baadhithulu: Struggles Of Engineering Students That Nobody Would Understand

 

Contributed by Alekya Gampa

“Arey results ochaay ra baabu” ee okka sentence chaalu heart beat rate talakindula avvadaanki. Idi prank kaadu pachi nijam. Babu, nu B.tech eh na? Aythe relate avvadanki ready ga undu. Kaada? Aythe mammalni pogatadanki ready ga undu. B.tech student gurunchi cheppalante kalakeya ni champina soldier laantodu, vaadu chachipothu kooda bathakalnkuntadu, over cheyyaku B.tech hype chesinantha em undadu, ma MBBS, CA kantey goppa ah ani adgithe em cheptham? Vanakalam lo varshaalu padthay, sali kaalam lo sali pedtadi., idi anthey. *Insert yack thu edava comparion meme*

3rd year varaku AIB lo B.tech monologue cheppina Naveen Polishetty la unde ni bathuku sudden ga 4th year aypogaane ASSA lo Naveen laaga aypothadi. Antey aynala famous aypothav ani kaadu andari concentration nee meede untadi ani :p

Okkosaari nee veera ghaada ni gurthu cheskundaama mari !!?..

 

1. Less than 75% attendance= Asthi thakkatu pettadame

Roju college poyyi, first bench lo kurchoni, lecturers cheppina notes raaskune neeku kashtam ante ento thelsa? Naaku thelsu. E kotha movie ochina makem sambandam ledannattu godalu dunkakunda class lone kurchune neeku kashtam ento thelsa? Naaku thelsu. Attendance maintain cheyyadam kashtam ayyi condonation kattalsi vachinappudu pocket lo pocket money lenappudu intlo vallani ela adigalo kashtapade maaku maatram e kashtam gurunchi matlaade hakku undi.


 

2. Exams veera

Vaadu baga rayaleda leka JNTU bad correction ah? Ante exam rayadaanki okka night chaalu ankune manam, fail cheyadaniki oka minute chaalu ankune vaadu, evvaru correct kaadu. Mamool gaa unna 6 subjects rayadaanike kinda meeda padtham kaani prathi gang lo Sai matram morning exam, madyanam okati, next roju inko rondu ilaa vaadu life mottam raaaskuntane bathukuthaadu. Ilaanti vallane “Bhairava” anali anpistadi.


 

3. Bunks

Manalo oka sadist subbu gaadu untadu. Closed gate ani thelsina sare, bunk kotti college chuttu 2-3 rounds esi, lecturers ki, watchman ki kanpiyyakunda anandapadtham. Anthey gaani ah class lo matram kurchuni natinchalem. Inka ah mass bunk anesaariki prathi class lo okadu , edi emayna sare class ki potha ane okadu untadu, vaadu baita dorkithe ee bunk batch murder chestharu emo


 

4. What is prashanthatha?

College monne kada start ayyndi anukonelopu shuru chetharu lolli. Fest lu antar, freshers antar, sambaraalu aypoyelope mid exams, record correction, assignments submissions ani okate gola. Arey em avtundi ra anukune lope em aypoddi. Malli next sem lo ide process copy paste avuddi.

 

5. Antharyuddam

College meeda leni prema ni group meeda ento ardam kaadu. Okadu okadni gelkuthadu, evadiki vaadu badyatha antha bhujam meeda eskoni pakka branch tho college premier league aadesi ostadu, ade andi kottukuntaru. Idi mi college lo jargaledu antey aslu adi college eh nah?

Ade opportunity ga teeskoni mi college principal disciplinary fine gunjuthadu. Cyamann andi.


 

6. Adda of all gangs

Neeku backlogs ochna, bunk kottalanna, lab asssitant target chesi tittina, patch up lu, breakup lu ayna, akariki paina cheppina antharyuddam settle kavalanna oka spot untadi. Ah spot lone charchalu, vibedhaalu, tea tiffin lu. Ento chepko choodam? Ad levoy, canteen. Mee posh language lo aythe cafeteria abba. Every college’s canteen is more of a meeting spot than being an actual canteen.


 

7. ……….

Peru cheppanu, ooru cheppanu. Okati untadi mana andari college lo, sagam mandi college nundi vellepoyentha varaki kooda adi okati undi, untey ekkada undi ani thelvadhu. Ippudu meeru adi guess chesthey meeku ah place thelsu, adi thelsu kabatti meeru toppers ani fix aypotha. ‘Cause, ‘Butterfly effect’, everything is interlinked.


 

Naa laanti back benchers valla kosam chepthunna, it’s library andi.

Ilaa chepkuntu pothe ‘Naa saavu nenu sastha’ ane book rayochu mana back bencher chepinattu. Avnu, vaadu fail ayndu anna badha kantey, vaadi friend kooda fail ayndu ani ekkuva santosha padevaadu unnada mi gang lo? Unde untadu le.

 

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