These Funny Comparisons Describe Our “Being Healthy: Expectations VS Reality” Lifestyle!

 

Everyone of us want to be fit and healthy. Kani junk food, night out’s, parties, insomnia antoo mana lifestyle ni baga modern chesesam. Healthy ga undataniki manalo maname chala poradathamu, elano chudama?

1. Waking up
Expectations:
Repu ela aina 5 ki legali. Alarm pettukunta, done! Endhuku aina manchidi, 5mins ki
snooze kooda pettukundham.
Reality:
Mom calls: 8 30 ayindi, ippudaina legara. Gym ki oddanna sare, discount undhani
moodu nelalu fee kattav.

2. Food
Expectations
Ee Madhya Juttu baga oodipothundi. From today, I will just have balanced meal. Oil
less and fatless.
Reality
Antha healthy ga tinte, na immunity taggipodhemo. Resistance leka diseases
ostayemo. Oddule, koncham tindham.

3. Snack break
Expectations
To canteen boy: Anna, one fruit bowl and one black grape juice without sugar.
Reality
Colleague: ‘Ma ooru nunchi putarekhulu tepichanu, tiskondi’
We: Putarekhula…? Ivi bellam vi kadha, em kadu le. Plus bellam lo fibre kooda untadi
anta. I will just have one.

4. Work out
Expectations
I will do Yoga, Zumba dance, etc. I will try to make it interesting.
Reality
Today I will try yoga. Oka rendu nimishalu Pranayamam chesaka, Koncham sepu
savasanam eddam ani padkuntamu.

5. Diet
Expectations
Morning oka cup of green tea, afternoon oka cup and evening 8 lopu tineyali. Late
night’s assalu em tinakudadhu.
Reality
11PM:
F1: Osey, baaga akali esthunde
F2: Swiggy lo order ivvana, Oka single biryani?
F1: Mana diet repatnunchi start chedam le. Iddariki Single biryani em saripotundhe?
Rendu cheppu.

6. Motivations
Expectations
I should not stop myself from eating what I want. Unnadhi okate zindhagi, tindham
kani tinedhi antha gym lo kariginchedam.
Reality
Oka side junk tinesthu, inko side fitband chooskuntu walking, running ani cuttinglu.
Iroju 702 steps nadicha, inka Gym kooda akarledhu.

7. App Reminders
Expectations
Downloads Drinking Water Reminder app in the mobile. Notifications will be popping
up and we are drinking water in a copper bottle.
Reality
Drinks water after every reminder. Ee water reminder laga washroom reminder
kooda unte bagundu.

8. SuperMarket
Expectations:
Into the basket: Oats, Green tea, dry fruits and olive oil.
Reality:
Into the basket: Nutella, chocolates, soft drinks and chips.

9. Hitting Gym
Expectations
Goes to gym in a very sexy outfit and works out so gracefully.
Reality
Goes to gym, tries to do some cardio. Gets a flushy face, weird expressions and is full
of sweat and smelling.

How many of you experienced all these? Almost all kada..

 

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