16 Things All Telugu Students From ‘SRM University’ Will Relate Their Heart Out To!

 

SRM University. Idhi peru ke Tamil Nadu lo unna, ikkada Telugu students racha antha intha kaadhu. Join ayye appudu innocent ga, cute ga unna biddalu kuda final year tharwatha Kabali lo Rajinikanth antha swag ochesthadhi. Anthaa university goppathanam ane cheppali. So ilanti thop university lo Telugu students common ga relate ayye vishayalu ento chudham:

 

1. Hostels: Ikkada first year students (mahaa ithe second year) thappa inka evaru undaru. Andharu khali chesesi, either ‘Abode Valley‘ ko, ‘Estancia‘ ko velipotharu.


 

2. Ah first year lo hostel lo unna memories lo, baaga memorable (modable) memory entante. Manama night padukomu. Early morning padkuntam. Room cleaning ki emo podhunne vachestharu, ‘Thambi! Room Clean‘ ani nidhra motham disturb chestharu.


 

3. SRM Food: One of the most important things to be discussed about SRM. Annitikante mukhyam ga cheppukovalsina vishyam ‘Mess Food Sucks’. Prapancham lo inka vere emi lenattu daily ah Sambar neellu postharu. So akkada thinaleka, campus lo vere alternative kosam chusthunte andhariki vinipinche oka peru…


 

4. JAVA Green Canteens: Life savior for students inside campus. South, North, Andhra,Bihari adhi idhe antu theda lekunda evi padithe avi dhorukuthai. But this stuff is only for juniors anamata. (special mention to Samosa’s in Potheri) Mari seniors ki…


 

5. Backgate Adda: Cigarette nunchi Biryanis dhaaka seniors andhariki idhi oka adda ane cheppochu. Ikkada bars kani, restaurants kani adho level anamata. Heavy chilling untadhi. One more thing entante ikkada juniors ekkuva kanapadaru. Okka mukka lo cheppali ante JAVA Green is for juniors, Backgate is for seniors.


 

6. SRM Wi-Fi & Self Service: Okati Balcony ticket ithe inkoti nela ticket laantidhi. SRM Wi-Fi full speed, with no blocks and limitations. Adhe Self-service, quiet opposite anamata, dead slow, andhulonu anni sites blocked. Inka dharidhram entante phone lo Wi-Fi on chesthe automatic ga self service ke connect ithadhi.


 

7. Jaffa Biology: Ina engineering lo biology entandi ? kotte vaadu leka. Poni optional ah ? kaadhu. Mandatory. Poni limited courses ka ? adhi kaaadhu. Mandatory for everyone. What is this naansense, I say ?



 

8. Auto Babula Rajyam: Ikkada hostels lo ledha bayata untunna students ki bikes unte well and good. But bike lekapothe sachare. 1KM vellali anna minimum 50 adgutharu. Bargain kuda cheyalem.


 

9. Manam Tamil lo nerchukune motta modhati maata: ‘Thambi iD Podu’. Campus lo unna Telugu vaallu, ‘Vanakkam’ tharwatha nerchukune modhati word idhe emo. All thanks to the management’s strict rules, ‘iD card lekunda bayata kanipinchakudadhu’.


 

10. Potheri station: Platform chinnadhe ina. Mana campus ki trains velle ekaika legendary railway station. Recent ga local auto babu laki competition isthu, Potheri station dhaggara, kothaga ‘Ola’ babu-lu vacharu. vaallaki veellaki godavalu start iyyayi.



 

11. Asia’s Biggest Auditorium: Convocation roju thappa migitha rojulu evaru dhekaru. Basic ga ikkada manaki classes ki vellatame bhadhakam ante, inka Auditorium lo dance-lu chusedhi enti andi ?


 

12. Anytime outing: SRM students ki idhi chaala mamulu vishyam ga anipinchachu. But bayata chala colleges/universities lo ilanti system ledhu. Outing ki antu separate days untayi. Bayataki velthe intiki message kuda velthayi. (example Tamil Nadu lo ne chala colleges ila unnayi, you know which one we are talking about.)


 

13. Horrible Summer: Asale Tamil Nadu endalu gurinchi kothaga cheppe avasaram ledhu. Oka motha mogisthai. Alantidhi specific ga summer lo ithe maadi bread toast ipotham. Exams/classes unte thappa, room lo nunchi bayataki vachedhi ledhu.


 

14. Mandatory Attendance: Idhi mathram anni universities laga manaki kuda same rules. 75% pakka attendance undali. Lekapothe manage cheyatam pedha kashtam kaadhu anukondi, adhi vere vishayam, ah medical bills manage chese legends vere untaru.


 

15. Library: SRM gurinchi maatladuthu, asal dheeni gurinchi matladakapothe ela ? Join avvaka mundhu brochure motham rich ga boys and girls tho ee pics eh untayi. Theera join ayyaka thelusthadhi, ikkada eega-lu kuda vaalavu ani.


 

16. And finally: SRM University is sadly now just, SRM Institute of Science and Technology. Recent times lo university students ki ichina athi pedha shocks lo idhi peaks asal. Endhuku ? Ela ? Eppudu ? ane questions ki answers lekunda alaa.. sudden ga ‘university’ ane tag ni cut chesaru.



 

Bonus Point: What Is SRM Full Form Da ? (Time ki gurthochi saavadhu, gurthochina ‘Sri Ramaswamy Memorial’ ani chepthe emo arthamkadhu.)


 

Nevertheless, SRM ante market lo still adhe mad craze and demand. Especially from Telugu states. Ee special magic and bonding only ikkada students ki mathrame thelsu. Bahusa andhuke emo Amaravathi lo kuda oka separate campus eh vasthundhi.

Inputs from Tarun Mekala & Memes from SRM Telugu Trolls

 

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