8 Annoying Things You Have To Hear From Your Relatives If You Are The Single Child In Your Family!

 

“Gunde jaaaari gallantayyindheee….tin tinn tinnn(music) ” .{ Oka intlo, phone moguthundi ante.. aaroje results vachayi }. Aaa phone evaru chesaroo ippatike meru expect chesi untaru. Adhenandii mana relatives. Special ga cheppaalante … “raaBANDHUVULU”. Asale results chusi gunde jaari gallantayyina manaki, vaallu inkaa digarjaari mana manasuni paathalaniki tokkestaru. Only veere ila chestaru ani anukunte, meru mee intlo cheskunna thotakura chicken lo kalipina pappu lo kaalu vesinatte! Veerito patu veella thoughts ki thodu gaa mana neighbours untaru. Veeru iddaruuu maaradam anedhi 1st attempt lo M-1 pass avvadam lantidi. Veryyyyy impossible andi.

 

So, results roje kakunda .. veellu maamulu rojullo kuda konni tokkalo conclusions chestaaru. Konni families lo parents ki only okka koduku or else, only okka koothuru undatam common. Veellaki (Relatives & Neighbours) matram pillalu some 2 or 3 untaaru. eee mana relatives, aa mana parents daggaraki vachi konni satires vestaaru. Srimanthudu cinema lo cheppinattu, “okkare unna pillala gurinchi parents daggara satires veyyadamentandi ? moham pagalagotte vadu lekha! ” Maaku telsu gaa memu okkarame ani. Malli gurthucheyyala? Leda maku akka, chelli, anna, tammudu leru ani maa nothitoo memu chepthe, satisfy avthaara? Cheppandi em cheppamantaroo!!! Memu ready!

Cheppalante, mana parents daggara veyyadaniki veeriki dhairyam saripodu. So indirectly or directly, mana medhe aaa dialouges or questions vesestarannamata! (But vaariki ee generation pillalu or else youth, ela unnaro idea unnattu ledhu). Vellaki Chai Bisket lo teesina “Naa saavu nenu sastha video lu rendu eskovali”.

 

1. Assets: Valla burra loki 1st vache diaouge idhi. “Neekentra ! Okkade kodukuvi, motham aasthi antaa neede.” Ina budhi unnaa evadaina aah aasthula gurinchi aalochistada? Eppudu chudu, aasthulu, aabharanaalu, car lu etc etc., inkem dorakava meku matladataniki?


2. Food : “Neekentra, okkadive intlo ! Full ga thintaav ga kadupu ninduga….” Asalu naaku ardam kani oka vishayam enti ante, nuvaina, nenu inaa, evadaina, kaali kadupu unchukoni lesi vellipothada annam nunchi? Poni evadaina aakali tho undi, kavalani tinakunda undipothada? Evadaina sare kadupuninda tintaadu ga. Mari enduku ee tokkalo comments maku? Memu maa parents ki single ani point out cheyyadanika?


3. House : “Avnu intlo mee amma, nanna, nuvve kadha. Inka illanthaa neede ga !” Idhi pai rendu comments kannaa viddooram ga untadi. Illantaa naadhe entandi? Haa avnu le illanthaa nadhe. Inkokasari meru intlo ki raavali, vachina vallani vachinattu venakki pampinchestha.


4. Shopping : “Avnu okkadive ga, picha freedom ra neku shopping cheskodaniki !”. Haa aagandi…akkade aagandi. Nako doubt ! Picha freedom entandii? Picha pichaga undha? Okkadine ite? Shop motham konesthana? ledu gaa. Poni dabbulu vichalavidigaa spend chessinaa, maa parents inkokasari money isthara? Maakuu savings untay, memuu manushulame kadha! Anetappudu konchem aalonchinchukoni matlaadite manchidi ani naa feeling.


5. Affections: “Neekente, okkaddanive. Baaga gaarabham tho perigaav!” Okkare unte gaarabam tho perugutaaru ani ela fix ayipotharu meru? Mammalni, maa parents anni telise laage penchutaru. Mee istamochinattu conclusions ki vacheyakandi. Okkare unte marii garabham tho peragaali ani rajyangam lo raasi undha?


6. Travelling : “Neekenti bhe, okkadive kodukuvi, ekkadikaina vellachu, ekkadaina tiragachu!” Helloo…helloo holdeyy!!! Ekkadikaina vellipovachu enti? Dabbulu mee babu istaada? Ekkadaina tiragachu enti andi babu. Okkadine ani ae andaman island ko velli undipomantara nannu?


7. Vehicles : “emmaa okkaddanive kadha…. mee daddy ni scooty adagachu ga.” Eppudu edi adagaalo naa istam. Inaa naa gurinchi meekenduku? Naa istham ippudu nenu cycle ae tokkutha. Scooty konukko ani cheppadaniki meerevaru? Okavela meru aah dialouge ane mundhe naku scooty kanuka unte, “Neekente okkaddanive kadha…..edaina konukkuntav!” idhe gaa mee dialouge! Inka maararaa meru?


8. Gadgets : Oka phone vaadite chalu, saradaga oka iPad konukkunte chalu. oooo egabadi chusestaru. “Inaa okkadive kadha…. konisthaaru le!” Naa phone, laptop, anni naa istam andi. Naku kavalsinappudu aduguta. Ledante naa scholarship money tho nene konukkunta. Ippudu emaindi? Tokkalo comments uu meruu nuu!


Dear “raaBHANDHUVLU” and PAKKINTIVAALLU, memu maa parents ki okkarime ani maaku telsu. Maa lanti single child gurichi point out chesi, nasty conclusions ki ravadam kannaa, mee pillalni padhathi ga penchukondi mundu. That is more than enough. Ade swachh bharat ante. It’s a virtual meaning of it.

Meru intiki vachi do**i tini velthe vellandi. Anthe kani , ilaa unnecessary comments cheste matram, ee generation pillalu (particularity who born in between 1994-2000) matram maamulgaa leru. Ae second lo inaa mee medha viruchukupadataru. Tasmaath Jagratta!!!

…….Haaa ..haaaa aagandi, aagandi. VERY IMP. NOTE: Eee article only ala behave chese vallaki matrame parimitham. Kontamandi nice relatives and heartful neighbours untaru. Vari lanti vallaki ee article ae matram ankitham kaadhandoiii!!! Please mind it. Inaa meeru elati vaaro meku telusu ga inka nenenduku cheppadam ?!?! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›

 

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