What If … ‘Sherlock Sampath’ Decoded Upcoming Tollywood Movie Plots Based On First Looks!

 

Idea by Tarak Sai Prathik

Ever since the movie “Agnyaathavaasi” released, one character has been the subject of memes on social media – i.e. Sampath Raj. Ila ochi.. ala vellipothaadu.. Kani manodi special powers ela untayi ante.. just photo chusi.. mottham em jarigindho or em jarigi undaccho cheppesthaadu.. Alanti, mana Sampath bhayya ni.. konni upcoming Tollywood movie plots ni decode cheyamante.. ela chesthado chuddaam..
PS: Indulo… minimum basic sense lekunda..mottham sodhi untundhi.. If you are a ‘movie lover’ or fanism, aa ism, ee ism follow avthe, please ignore this article.. This is also a satirical take on all those ‘decoders’ on social media who try to guess the movie plots based on first looks.. So, logics kosam vethakakunda, article ni enjoy cheyandi..

 


1. Rangasthalam:
(Teaser kakunda, only first look – image based decoding idhi)
Rangasthalam lo untunadu kabatti.. ithani peru Ranga Babu.. Pic lo Ranga fancy dress veskoledhu.. So oka maarumoola gramam lo kooli naali chesi jeevanam saaginche manishi ayyuntaadu.. Gaddam anthala perigindi ante may be dabbulu lekapovadam valla.. Aayana venaka left side lo kattelu avi ivi petti unnayi.. So, chala kashtapadi sampadinchina dabbu tho sthalam koni untaadu .. Varshaalu leka..neellu raaka.. polam pandichadam kashtam aipoye sariki.. rain god kosam song paaduthu dance chesthunaadu.. Physics laws tho director Sukumar positive and negative clouds ni kalipi, 45 degrees anti clockwise lo clash ayyela chesi, varsham theppisthaadu.. Varshaalu ochesariki, water osthundi.. brush munchukoni gaddam geekkuntadu.. Ranga’s mom happy.. Happy ending..


2. Bharath Ane Nenu
Hero white ga unnadu kabatti .. US return anmaata.. Bharath ani peru pettaarante, kachithanga athani parents ki Bharatha Desham meedunna prema valla.. Leaked pics lo thana pakkana body guards and valaku ID cards unai kabatti.. he has a political background.. Chusthunte Bharath vaalla naanna chanipoyi untaadu.. Bharath venkaka okkadu tie veskunaadu kabatti.. vadu PA.. black shirt lo unodu.. Scorpio driver.. Driver moham lo paschyaathaapam undi. Ante, oka roju thaagina maikam lo bandi nadipi.. Bharath vaalla naanna chavu ki kaaranam ayyi untaadu.. Hero thandri Chief Minister ..endukante room lo lighting ala undi mari.. Bharath confident ga naduchukuntu mundukosthunnadu.. ante prajalloki velthaadu.. Ala ela velthaadu? Ekkadiki velthunaadu? May be, raajakeeyalloki? Yeess… Bharath thana thandri aashayalani neraverchadaniki… Chief Minister avthaadu… Wait..asalu CM enduku avvali ankuntunaadu? Aa driver moham lo kanpinche baadha paschyaathaapam kaadhemo? May be daily drive chesthunapudu kalige chiraaku vella emo? Aa chiraaku ki karanam kachithanga mana city roads ayyundaali.. So, Bharath CM ayyi..mana city ki manchi roads veyisthaadu… Bharath happy.. City prajalu happy.. Happy Ending.


3. Naa Peru Surya Naa Illu India
Intha aggression undhi ante… Arjun Reddy and Preeti muddula koduku Surya Reddy.. Ithani frustration chusthunte evaro ithani Facebook loki secret ga login ayyi, “What will be your future Profession” ane question ki .. ‘Soldier’ ani pettuntaaru.. with a caption..”i will die in border” Adhe aavesham lo.. border ki velthadu.. Holidays ki Hyderabad occhi.. Ikkada exhibition lo oka 50Rs gun discount lo 30 Rs ki konukkonuntaadu. Aa gun tho few selfies digina tarvatha., road meeda pothunnodiki phone ichi oka pic teeyamantadu.. vaadu aa phone teeskoni paaripoyuntadu.. Inka kopam kattalu thenchukoni.. Surya police station ki pothaadu.. Akada meeting aithunte velli.. na phone-oo na phone-oo ani edusthuntaadu.. ‘Qwaaayet’ ani akada officer aravagaane Huawei ani ankoni, Balmatta Centre lo aa phone company store ki osthaadu.. Akkada evarivo ippesina battalu unte… Surya phone kanpisthadhi.. Adhi teeskuntadu.. Search and YouTube history delete chesthaadu.. Surya happy.. Happy Ending.


4. Awe
Fish and Bonsai Chettu antha close ga matladukuntunayi ante aa rendu anna thammullu – brothers from another mother.. Oka roju school lo story telling competition ki..evaru manchi story cheptharo ani ankuntunte..ee katha baitiki ochundaali.. Teaser chusthunte .. Kajal agarwal role ochesi.. 5 star hotels lo mirrors ni Colin tho kadige ammai.. Nitya Menon ochesi foodie ..Instagram lo addamaina photos pettadaniki restaurants ki velthuntadhi..mutton piece ni zurrrukk ani thintuntadhante, samskaram leni foodie.. XXX soap vadatle.. Aa soap already undhi ani theliyani Avasarala Srinivas – 24 movie lo Surya get up eskoni, mechanical lab lo XXX soap tayaru chesthuntaadu.. Okapudu roads meeda soaps ammukune Murali sharma ipudu gaali gaadu ayyi ..magic lu cheskunta bathukuthunaadu.. Regina role ochesi Jubilee Hills traffic signal deggara fidget spinner-lu ammedhi.. Eesha emo Instagram lo filters meeda filters kotti pics upload chese cute (ani ankuntadhi) ammai.. Veellandaru friends.. Eppatnundo Goa podam ani ankuntuntaaru.. Vaala WhatsApp group admin ochesi Priyadarshe.. Daily msg chesthuntaadu plan emaindi plan emaindi ani.. Okaroju oka restaurant lo kalisi plan discuss cheddam ankuntaru.. Aa restaurant lo Goa plan ok ayyi…Goa podam ankuntaaru.. Andaru intiki vellinaaka WhatsApp lo aa roju restaurant lo digina pics share cheskuntaru.. “Goa plan pakka kadha?” ani Priyadarshe msg ki andaru “Yesss” antaru.. (yes maatrame antaru..) Aaroju friends Happy.. Happy ending..


5. 2.0:
Robo climax lo chitti ni museum lo pedthaaru.. Aa chitti ki same place lo undi undi visugocchi paaripothadu.. Ala paaripoyi Sana intiki velthaadu.. Sana 2 years back illu kaali chesaru ani aa intloki digina Amy Jackson antadhi.. Appatke feelings vipareentha perigipoyi.. paiga chaaalaaa gap ochinandu valla.. evaro okaru thi ankoni.. Chitti Amy ni love chesthadu.. Vaala room lo domalu ekuva undadam valla.. oka roju all-out on chesthadhi Amy.. Anni domalu paaripothunte ..okka doma maatram room loki enter avthadhi.. Aa dome Akshay Kumar.. Inthaki Akshay evaru ankuntunara? Robo First part lo upgraded chitti oka domaku warning istadi kadha.. aa domalaku bossu – mana khiladi.. Ipudu mana chitti ni Delhi lo jarguthuna robo expo 2018 ki teeskelthadhi Amy.. Akada kuda domala baadha ekkuva undadam valla, Amy baadha padthu… Chitti ni aa doma nu champamantadhi.. Chase cheskuntu Delhi Feroz Shah Kotla stadium ki potharu.. Akkada Sunrisers Hyderabad game final over lo untadhi.. Akkada match-u.. Ikkada chase-u..akkada match-u…ikkada chase-u… Adhe time ki as usual David Warner six kodthe.. aa ball occhi Doma ki thagili akshay Kumar chachipothadu.. Amy happy. Chitti Happy.. Happy ending.


6. Krishnarjuna Yudham:
Krishna and Arjun – anna thammulu.. Iddaru SS Rajamouli fans.. Baahubali cinema chustaaru.. war scene bavundani iddaru war cheskovalani fix aitharu.. krishna yuddam gelustadu.. Arjuna hearts gelusthadu.. Iddaru happy.. Happy ending..


7. Saaho:
Onti ninda battalu veskunadante chali ekkuva ga undhi.. Mukku loki dust vellakunda cover cheskuntunadu ante ..pollution.. Antee, Prabhas Delhi lo bathukuthunnadu.. Bhayapadkuntu mask eskoni nadusuthunadu ante he is kalthi blood supplier.. Oka roju kalthi blood tho vere gang ki dorkipothaadu.. Vaallu manodini kummesthaaru.. Aa avamanam bharinchaleka Hyderabad ki ochi metro railu pattala meeda chavadaniki siddhamavthaadu. Akkada Prabhas ni chusina villain oka dialogue kodthaadu – “aa raktam chuste ne ardamavthundi mana vaallu enthala kottaro ani..” Kaani, adhi raktham kaadhu.. red ink.. Ee red ink enta ani ankunte, manodi profession thelusukovali.. Prabhas role ochesi Flying Squad.. Ante, main exams jarguthunapudu sudden checking ki exam hall ki oche member anmata.. Copy kotte B.Tech students paalita terror.. Ala copy kodthunna B.Tech students andari answer sheets meeda red pen tho ..strike off chesi.. Hyderabad metro ekki ..intiki pothunapudu villains osthaaru.. ee villains evaro kaadhu.. okapudu mana flying squad hero fail chesina students.. Paga penchukoni fight ki diguthaaru.. But aa roju villain and Prabhas iddaru Secunderabad lo digi Madhushala Bar ki velli chill aithaaru.. Iddaru Happy.. Happy Ending..


8. Saakshyam
Hero nampally court baita..donga sakshyalu chepthuntadu.. oka roju kaala kruthyala – anaga – nature call osthe.. court venakalunna chettu deggarki pothaadu.. Akkada chuskokunda manhole lo padipothadu.. Baitiki raakunda.. Ee manhole lo edho undi ani alaane lopaki velthaadu.. Ala velthu velthuu Khairatabad manhole degara heroine ni chusthadu.. Idaru love lo padthaaru.. Oka beach song eskuntaaru.. Beach ekadaa ani aalochisthunara? Aa pic lo kanpisthundi kadha..adhe beach.. Kontha kalam tarvatha lopala oppiri sarigga aadakapovadam valla.. hero andulone wind mills kadthaadu.. Asahyanga unna drainage ni ..oka adbuthamaina andhamaina kottha prapanchanga teerchi didduthaadu.. andulo, wind, water, fire dokku dolu anni unde la setting chesthadu.. Family cheskuntaadu.. Hero happy.. GHMC happy.. Happy ending!


9. NTR – TRIVIKRAM untitled movie:
Nannaku Prematho movie lo Rajendra Prasad oka intikelli .. “my son – some bread” ani aduguthaadu.. Aa lady ki puttina bidde mana Trivikram movie lo NTR. Ithaniki father (ante aa lady husband) evaro ankuntunara..mana Sherlock Sampath.. Oka roju edho land kabja investigation pani meeda London nundi India ki Sampath ostadu..Aa investigation time lo.. road meeda evaro karra pettadam vaalla..adhi thappinchaboyi accident ayyi chachipothaadu.. (S/o Satyamurthy climax).. Aa karra petti thana thandri chavu ki karanam aina vaadini champalani fix avthaadu mana NTR. Adhi pettindhi Viraj Anand ani thelusukuntadu.. So Viraj ni champadaniki Assam lo Abhishikth Bhargav (AB) deggara martial arts nerchukoni Hyderabad Jubilee Bus Stop deggara Chal Chalo Chalo song eskuntunna Viraj ni chusthaadu… Mana NTR Viraj ni champadaniki velthaadu.. Kani inthalo share auto lo AB occhi Viraj ni kulla podusthuntaadu.. “Hey..why are you beating him re” ani NTR adgithe, “Cheppanu Brother” ani AB antadu.. Trivikram movies lo hero villain ni champadu kabati. climax lo villain – ante mana Viraj Anand – papam aayananthata aayane ‘trip’ ayyi chachipothadu.. AB is happy..NTR is happy.. So happy ending..


Oook.. Mee manobhaavalu hurt aithe kshaminchaali.. Kevalam hasya pooritha article.. Selavu..

 

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