Being A Critic – The Easiest And New Job Role In Market To Get Fame And Money!

 

||Rajolu – 9 class C section||
||Samayam – Social period Sagam ayyindi||

“Seenu, Asala enti ee marks ?”

“Next time baga chaduvtha teacher..”

“Asala ilane unte life lo em saaddhidham ani?”

“Next exam lo Manchi marks techukunta teacher…”

“Last time kuda ide cheppav.. intha reckless ga unnav.. nitho patu chaduvtunna villani chudu Ela chaduvtunnaru.. idantha kadu future lo ne goal enti?”

“Teacher…..”

“Asale em job cheddam anukunnav?”

Em job?? Ee prashna ku Oka nimisham na kalla mundu chala javabulu thiruguthunnai. Life lo Manchi position lo set avvalante kastapadali.. adi manavalla kadu.. Kastapadakunda dabbulu sampadinche dharii enti?? Alochinchanu… Gattiga alochinchanu…

“Em seenu matalu ravatledha?”

“Critic ni avutha teacher”

Class andharu navvuthunnaru.. nenu cheppina answer venaka chala alochana undi.. endhuku chepthunna ani alochiste chala ardham undi. Kani akada unna vallaki ardham ayye burra undha??

“Evarina IAS antaru, ledha doctor antaru.. nuvventi critic antunnav?”

“Teacher meeku Mr.Praveen Prakash telusa?”

“Ledhu..”

“Poni Dr.Ramesh ??? ”

“Ledhu”

“Mari Critic uncle?”

” Ha.. endhuku telidu.. telusu”

“Praveen Prakash, oka IAS officer.. AP Telangana lo enno districts ki Collector ga chesi entho develop chesaru.. Dr.Ramesh, Cardiologist enno heart surgeries chesaru. Villu manaki telidhu. But aa critic matram telusu. I just need that bloody recognition..”

“What..?? Critic avvalante oka topic meedha entho research cheyali.. other wise ela comment chestham?”

“Adi okappudu teacher. Critic avvalante ipudu oka simple formula.. 9 class C section lo social fail ayina Naku kuda aa simple logic telusu.. Manchi fame unna personality ni pattukuni criticize cheste chalu automatic ga recognition vachesthundi”

“Anukunnantha simple kadhu adhi…”

“Teacher Facebook lo oka, twitter lo oka tweet, YouTube lo video ivi chalu TV channels wait chesthunnai ma lanti valla kosam..”

“Evarini padithe vallani pilavaru Seenu”

“Okasari rewind cheskunte who is he ? What is his background? What is experience to give a review on something.? Okka Manchi cinema kuda tiyyani athanu pedha cinemalani criticize chesthu, goppa cinemalu teesina director lanu interview chese range ki vellaru. Sorry teeskellam. Pichollam kadha Sodhi gadu ani thittukuntune ayana chese prathi debate chustham. TV channels ki adhe kavali.. Nenu adhe chestha”

“Bayata andharu ala thittukuntunte how can you lead your life”

“Naluguru tidithe naku dabbulu vasthayi ante I need that.. Munde cheppakada I just need that bloody fame. I don’t care entha mandi em anukunna… Vallaki nenante kopam ante adhi kuda oka feeling ee kada.. Ammayi gurinchi Aarya lo Allu Arjun cheppina formula ne ”

“Nuvvento, nee ideas ento, nee ideology ento em ardham kavatledhu”

“Manchi job ravali ante kastapadali, baga kastapadali, ratri pagalu chaduvthune undali iyanni time waste yavvaralu teacher.. twitter lo tweet chesama, controversy chesama, aa controversy gurinchi extend chesi hype create debate lo participate chesama, inko nalugu kotta comment lu chesama, fame techukuni inko nalugu interview lu ichama.. simple and single point agenda… Nalugurni thittu nalugu raalu pattu ”

 

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