Internet Gets An Overnight Viral Question ‘Can Dog’s Sperm Give Birth To A Human?’

 

OK. Before you all freak out ‘What are we even discussing about? What did I miss?’ I would expect you all to follow up the recent news and know what’s happening around you. If you have been living under a rock and know nothing other than Government’s GST which was passed last year. Allow me to explain.


 

Apparently, there is a one more GST (definitely, not the same kind) which is passed the to the people on the internet today by legendary RGV. And obviously, there have been debates on TV.


 

Adhi debates ante edho maamul debates kadhu, Mahaa mahaa debates ane cheppali. Modi gari GST (Goods and Service Tax) kante ekkuva debates dheenike jarigayi. TV channels ki ithe pandage pandaga atmosphere anamata, more than 1 week ki kavalsina matter dhorikesindhi. Evaru free ga unte vaallani studio ki pilichi vaallatho debates pettesthunnaru. Inka college students vishayam thelisindhe, vaallu eppudu khali ga ne untaru, inka ilantidhi oka debate, that too with RGV ante, panulu unna maanukoni mari vastharu.

Dhorikindhe chance, malli malli vasthodho raadho, ani anukoni students vaalla mind lo unna questions ani adigesaru, cinema ki sambhandham unnavi, lenivi, edhi padithe adhi adigaru, kontha mandhi ithe RGV ni chala personal questions kuda adigaru. Aayana vaatiki kuda chala cool ga relaxed ga answers ichi, marenno Thug life videos ki swagatham palikaru.


 

Mari ilanti oka adhbhuthamaina debate nunchi vachinadhe, ee golden question. Last 24 hours lo internet la janalani confuse chesi padesindhi. “Can Dog Sperm Really Give Birth To A Human?”. Idhi vinagane meeru entha avaakk ayyaro, memu kuda anthe avaakk ayyam. So ee confusion nunchi bayataki ravadaniki we did a small research and actually found an answer to this million dollar question.


 

According to Biology, World famous scientists ee vishayam paina spandhisthe em antaro chudham.

International Scientist 1: Mr. Bean Bageshwara Rao


 

A human female is only able to get pregnant using sperm from a human male. And a canine (dog) female is only able to get pregnant using sperm from a canine (dog) male. Following this same line of thought, a human male is also not capable of getting a dog pregnant. As simple as that.

International Scientist 2: Doctor Arjun, Reddyology Specialist


 

No, you can never get pregnant with dog sperm. Because the pregnancy would never survive. The sperm and the egg are different spices. And since they are incompatible, they would never survive.

And ila English lo chepthe clarity miss avthundhi, ‘Maaku chakkaga Telugu bhashalo kavali’, ani anukune vaariki, we got an internationally acclaimed famous doctor, He is the topper of the college, topper of the batch, topper of the university, Doctor Bandla Anna,

International Star Bandla Ganesh Anna:


 

Idhigo, Iyanni Time Waste Yavvaralu Saar. Ilanti chetha thoughts mee brains lo nunchi theeseyali first. Nenu last year Obama ni kavalataniki vellinappudu, akkada world famous doctors tho nenu idhe vishayam gurinchi discuss chesanu, But vaalla thoughts na thoughts chala different ga unnayi, nen entha chepthunna vinakunda, vaallu naku edhuru chepparu, ‘Asal vaallaki nen evaro thelidhu anukunta, nannu chaala thakkuva anchana vesthunnaru. Nannu ippatiki ippudu Trump tho poyi photo dhigi rammantara? ’ annanu, meeku dhandam andi babu ani akkada nunchi antha mayam ipoyaru. Aa tharwatha em jarigindho nak anthaga gurthuledhu. And finally nen cheppukochedhi entante, ‘Naa meedha Eega kuda vaala ledhu’. Ika selavu.

P.S: This is an entirely sarcastic and light-hearted article written only for fun. Do not take anything seriously to your hearts!

P.P.S: Even though the people used as scientists in pictures 1 & 2 are fake. The text written over there is absolutely true. And No, You do not get pregnant with dog’s sperm. Cheers and Happy Republic Day!

 

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