Contributed by Ejaz Ej
We all remember that one day in our lives, that one awkward day when we went to a high end restaurant for the first time ever, ah embarrassment eh veru, lifelong gurthuntadi. recently even I have been to a high end restaurant for the first time so akkada jarigina katha eh idi antha anamata.
1. Stare At Menu For So Long
Asale kotha place.. manaki deeni gurnchi em telidhu so as soon the menu card lands in our hands, daanni chusthu undipotham, anni names kothaga untayi, okkati kuda telsindhi undadu. so manaki confusion start ithadi, adedo exam mundu, notebook thippinattu, menu card ni atu itu thippi, chaduvthunattu acting chestham.
2. Never Leave Food, Even If Your Stomach Is Full
Ee point ki meeru relate avvali ante, meeru high end restaurant ki family tho velli undali, and if you belong to a middle class family, you know what im talking about, food waste chese samasye ledhu, you just can’t anthe. Porapatu ga, ekkuva ayyi, vadilestha ante, team work start ithadi, iddaru muggru kalisi food ni finish chestharu.
3. Everything Is Pre-Planned, No Confusion
General ga rich people restaurant ki velli, akkada menu card chusi appudu decide avtharu em tinaala ani, but oka batch untadi, vaallu edhanna high end restaurant ki velthunnaru ante..antha mundhe plan cheskuntaru. ikkada ee dish famous, so we will go there, and eat only that thing and leave, no starters, no main course, vatitho manaki pani ledhu.
4. Hesitate To Ask Questions
Adhento, costly restaurants anagane, notlo nunchi mata raadhu, silent ipotham, chala disciplined ga behave chestham, especially waiter ni questions adagam, em serve chesthe adi tinestham, adagali ante mohamatam.
5. Nod ‘Yes’ After Tasting Food
Food serve chesi velipovachu ga..vellaru. Asal ee waiters unnare..serve chesina tarwartha kasepu akkade undi, oka spoon ila notlo kuda pettaka mundhe ‘sir, how does it taste?’ ani adugutharu sugar patients asal edhi aagadhu veellaki.
6. If The Food Is Left, Pack It
Asal mohatam lekunda adigestham, we will try as hard as we can to eat, but inka entha thinna valla kaakapothe, just give up, and waiter ni pilichi, we will just ask him to pack the food.
7. So Many Selfies
Rich place..malli malli vasthamo ramo kuda doubt-eh, vachamu ani andariki teliyali kadha, so unlimited selfies anamata. In fact, not just selfies, food pics for Instagram idi maku chala maamul vishayam.
8. Annoying Waiters
Ekadanna restaurant ante waiter pilisthe ravali..kani adento ikkada cheppedaaka pakkana nunchi kadalaru. mana table deggara undi, manam thintunte, chusthu untaru. we can’t even ask them to go away, idi oka super annoying moment.
9. Read Menu Card From Right To Left
Evaranna menu card ni left to right chaduvtharu, first dish name and then next its price, but manam ala kadhu ga.. we read it right to left, first price important ikkada. so first manam right side of the card ni baga chadivesi, appudu order em ivvalo decide chestham.
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