This Cute Love Story Of A Socially Awkward Guy Is Something Every Shy Person Will Relate To!

 

Kotha ga office lo join aite manam andarini check out cheyatam Manani andaru check out cheyatam sahajam. Dhairyam unna vallu aite check out chesi vadileyakunda Daggara ki velli matladataru, athi ga Siggu unna vallu aite patha cinema lo laga dooram nunchi Chusi aaradhistuntaru..
Papam vallaki oka aatma untundi, daniki oka katha untundi. Ade idi..

13 Mar 2017
(In the Elevator)
Me: Thank God! Training ipoindi. Inka nunchi manam kuda real work cheyachu.
Viren: Kotha floor, kotha kotha ammailu,
Super exciting ga undi.
Me: Enti ra ee ammailu, ee Hadavidi.. Office ki vastunnara? Fashion show ki vastunnara?
Viren: Aagara aa red dress ammai tho Matladadam..
Me: Arey vaddu ra..! Please…
Viren : Hai. I am Viren.. Can you tell me where is Anasuya, the manager..?
Red dress ammai : she is in that last cubicle.
Viren : Thank you. By the way, Don’t mind me saying, that’s a lovely dress on you.
Me : Awkward smile (He He He)

Manager cubicle Daggara :
Me : Anasuya anta. Ae middle aged manager oo iyi untundi.. Inka manam sachinatte.
Viren: Aapara Arey. Evaru ento teliyadu.. Na Daggara matram baga matladatav. Ammailu Daggara enduku ra antha bigusukupothav?
Me: Emo ra. Chinnappudu nunchi ammailu Daggara naku koncham Siggu. Enduko teliyadu.
Viren : Neeku ammailante Siggu kabatte aunty lanti manager wait chestundi.. Thondaraga naduvu..
(Iddaru Young and hot ga unna manager ni Chusi shock avtaru)
Me: Aunty annav? Anasuya enti ra asuya theppinche la undi?
Viren: Rey..! Shanti enti ra naku idi? Enduku ra relationship lo unnanu? Ee pilla enti ra Intha Bavundi?
Me: Aa podavati juttu enti ra babu.? Ee kalam lo ammailu Intha long hair eppudu chudaledu..
Viren : Ekkuva sepu ila nunchunte bagodu Kani Pada…

Anasuya : Hai guys.. Heard a lot about you.. These are your seats and you can start working.. Good luck.
Both : Thank you.

Day 15:
Viren : Anasuya! Accept my Instagram request.
Anasuya : Sure buddy!
Me: Inner voice – (Siggu undali ra edava! Nenu padeyali anukunna ammai ni real life lo follow avthundi kaka Instagram lo kuda follow avtava?)

Day 30:
10 AM
Mail from Anasuya :
Hai Shanti,
Good Job on the Coding. Keep it up.
Me: Yayyyy! Anasuya nunchi good job mail..
Thanu nannu personal ga vachi congratulate chestundi, conversation ni koncham penchi Emaina Matladali…
11:15 AM:
Me : (Inner Voice – Anasuya kante munde thana perfume na Daggara ki vastundi.. I think Thanu na venuka undi, As always em perfume vaduthundo..!)
Anasuya : Hey.. Shanti! Good job! Great work.
Me: Thanks Anasuya.. That means a lot.
(Anasuya vellipothunte : Ee long hair concept ento telusukovalsinde.. Edo teliyani attraction undi..)

Day 90:
Viren: Rey.. Neeku Anasuya pichi baga mudiri poyindi.. Thanu single nuvvu single.. Nuvvu ante ela no manchi impression undi.. Inkenti ni badha?
Me: Nenu Vanda sarlu Thanani chuste Thanu Okka sari chudatam Ippude modaliyindi ra. Asala Thanu chustundo ledo ne doubt ga unte inka velli em matladatam ra?
Viren : Sare kaneesam Facebook lo add chesko.. Thanu ento oka idea vastundi..
Me: Nenu request pamputhanu Thanu accept chestundi antava?
Viren: Mundu pampa ra..!

Day 91:
Me: Hello.. Viren.! Good news..
Viren: Tellavaru jhamuna 5’o clock ki Endi ra Ni lolli?
Me: Anasuya na fb request accept chesindi ra.
Viren : Arey…! Neeko Dannam ra arey!
Ofc lo Matladadam. Gud nyt.
At work(10Am):
Me: Dhairyam chesi fb lo Hai.. Thanks for accepting my friend request Ani pettanu.
Inka chudaledu ra..
Viren: Ofc ki vache kangaru lo untundi kada ra.. Koncham time ivvu..
10:15 – Chi inka chudaledu.
10:30 – Asala msg cheyakunda Undalsindi.
10:45 – Eppudu chustundi?
10:55 – Asala na msg deliver iyinda Leda?
Let me Google..
How to know if a person saw your Facebook msg or not?
Me: Message meeda click cheste delivered Ani undi.. Okavela chuste chinna circle msg Daggara ki vastundi.. Fuck it.. Idi naku telusu kadaaaaa!

Day 93:
Viren : Ae ra? Inka fb lo thana message kosam wait chestunnava?
Me: Thanu Chusi msg cheste..? Nenu chuskopothe?
Viren : Velli matladara babu! Ila sampaku.
Me : Nenu neeku fb msg pettanu ante daridram ga untundi ra.
Viren: Ninnu aa paramathma Parandhama ae kapadali.

Day 95:
Anasuya : Hey nice Facebook dp! Chala Bavunnav! Ekkada di aa picture?
Me: Ohh… Chusava?
Anasuya : Nenu koncham Facebook thakkuva ga chustanu.. Messaging kante direct ga matladatanike istapadatanu.
Me: (Hint Ichinda..? Kani Manaki Bayata matladataniki Siggu kadaa..! Shit!)

Day 100:
Me: Arey! Enti ra Intha mandi ammailaki long hair undi..? Aasayalu ki thappa Evariki Ledu anukunnanu.. Kani Anasuya Tharavata ae ra evaru Aina..!
Viren : Ni pichi tagalayya!

Day 95 – 125:
Office ki vellagane Thanu ekkada undo vethakadam, Thanaki good morning cheppi shake hand ichake, Nijam ga morning vachinattu feel avvatam, Evaritho matladuthunna kallu matram thanane chudatam, thana kosam thanani follow chestu vellinattu kakunda, chala casual ga Cafeteria ki velli akkada matladataniki try cheyatam.. Intiki velletappudu Thanu bag veskune antha varaku wait chesi, Thanu bayataki vestunte lift thana kosam aapatam, ivi anni Thanu gamanistundo ledo teliyadu, roju roju ki thana meeda crush perigipothundi…
Viren gadu matram velli Matladu ra.. Set avthundi antadu.

Matladi, Thanaki Nachakapothe inka Thanani chusina Thanu ibbandi ga feel avthundi, appudappudu ee koncham matladedi kuda miss avtanemo ane bhayam..

Thanu andaritho oke rakam ga untundi.. Kani naku Thanu andari laga kadu.. Chala special.. Thana number theeskovali.. Atleast Appudu Nenu matladagalugutanu.. Koncham close avtanu..

Next day:
(Evaru rakamunde office ki velli…practicing)
Anasuya.. Nuvvu WHY Ani Adiganu ante Ninnu okati adutha istava..?
Chi Chi istava? Ante em anukuntundo..!
Anasuya.. Nuvvu WHY Ani Adiganu ante Ninnu okati adutha chestava?
Anthalo Anasuya perfume smell vachi venaka ki tirigi chuste
Black dress, long hair… Omfg How can she be so gorgeous..!
Na thoughts ki stop signal chupistu…
Anasuya : Hey sorry.. Wait cheyinchanu cheppu.
Me: Nuvvu WHY Ani Adiganu ante Ninnu okati adutha chestava?
Anasuya : Sure..!
Me: Ni phone number kavali.. Trust me.. I won’t disturb you…!
Anasuya : Ehe..! Nuvvu ni mohamatam.. Danilo em undi.. Take it Bro..!
Me : Bro aaaaaa???????

Bro Ani Nijam ga anda ee Thokka lo urban swag aa…? Shit man! Shit shit shit..! Number Ichindi ane anandam kante Bro andi ane badha ekkuva ga undi..! Eppudu anandi Ippude enduku ila andi..! Number Adiganu ana…?

What do you think..?
Comment Below…!

PS: Number dorikina Shanti gadiki life lo Shanti lekunda poyindi..!

 

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