These Hilarious ‘Pachi Telugu’ Horoscope Predictions Will Change The Way You Look At 2018!

 

If you hate reading horoscopes, then this article is a treat for you. Instead of boring you with things that could go well in your life, let’s play a game. A game where you can think of all the things that are horrible, yet should make a lot of sense for you this year. Inka Tenglish loki jaarukuntunna.. Manandari lathkor raashi falaalu ela unnayo chuddaam randi..

 

1.Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Saal.. masth aindhi ippati varaku.. Inka 2018 nundi serious avvu.. Sodhi muchatlu.. Pichakuntla chatting.. Vaalanu veelanu goking – aapesei.. Life meeda serious gaa.. Nee friends kante nuvu chaala sharp.. Kani howla muchaltu aapesthe, nuvu inkaa paiki edhuguthaav.. Ledhu, itlane unta.. Chill aitha.. mellaga life set aithadhi ankunte…bokkalodhi.. 2018 kuda chinthakai la untadhi neeku.. Annattu, singles ee year ‘committed’ ayye chances unnayi.. Mari committed ollu , kampu cheskokapothe ..relationship jumper mein bumper range lo untadhi..


2.Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
Abaaah.. avatarala purushul and sthrees ga feel ayye meeru.. ee year jara thagginchukovaalamma.. Gantal gantal Facebook, Instagram meeda kurchokapothe, ee year meeru ankunna rangam lo dummu lepe chances unnayi.. Lekapothe year end kalla parking lo vehicles meed dummu dhulpukovaali.. Ee year sodhi gaala meeda ekkuva time spend cheyakunda, evaru important, endhi important theluskoni masulukunte, 2018 adbuthanga unde chances unnayi. Relationship status lo em changes undavu.. Atlane saavurri..


3.Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
Pilli edurochindi, pakkintodu thummindu – ilanti bekaar reasons chepkuntu panulanu delay cheyakandi.. Edhi right anpisthe adhi chesei.. Edhaina wrong anpisthe daanini right ga etla cheyaccho aalochinchu. Ledhu aithaledhaa..odhiley.. Daani meede kurchoni time waste cheskoku.. Ee year ni productive ga vaadukondamma. Panikocche dosthulatho thirugu.. Panikimaalina dosthlatho thakkuva thirugu.. Kaani dosthulanu odhleyaku.. Especially, life loki coloring ochindi ani cheppesi.. innaalu ne pakkanunna friend ni odhlesavanko.. katthar mein hitthar aithadhi neeku jindaagi.. Nee ishtam inka..


4.Aries (March 21-April 19)
Aah.. ee year intlo kusokunda, jera panikocche panulu chesthe raccha lepacchu meekunna capacity ki .. Lazy bathuku ki goodbye cheppandi.. Josh lo peeki podcheddam, sahayam cheseddam ankunte jebu lo purse untadhi.. kani andulo paisal undavu.. Pleej ya.. Jara aalochinchi karchupettandi ee year aina.. Year madhyalo life thikka dobbuthadhi.. Pareshaan kakunda, jara oka small trip eyandi.. Go meet new people..make new friends.. Urke aa tv mundu kusoni katthi muchatlu, sutthi serials chudadam aapurri.. Dinamantha social media meeda kurchoni aa faalthu jokes ni share chesudu maaneyi..


5.Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Ee year anavasaramaina godavallo ungli pettaku.. Akkarle manaku.. Thindi sakkaga thinu.. Oka poota maanesthe slim aitha.. fit unta ankunte bokke.. Kullu joke-lu aapeyalamma first.. Vinaleka sacchinam last year.. Ee year kuda ave joke lu cheptha ante maatram.. neeku jing bang eh aithadhi inka.. Namminollu mosam chese soochanalu kanpisthunnai.. Thasmaath jagrattha.. Anattu, aa bhayankaramaina gonthu eskoni gattiga navvadam thagginchandi..


6.Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Stubborn ga undudu maaney.. Daanitho occhedem ledhu.. Jara aa dhumapanam madhyapanam thagginchandi.. Mee flow chusthunte ee year eh poyettunaaru.. Mee care-free attitude ante chala mandiki ishtam.. kaani over chill ainarankoo, chillu padthadhi.. Ee year manchiguntadhi, provided nuv janalatho manchigunte.. Dil ka thukda tho chinna chinna godval aithai.. Pedda pedda dialogues kottakunda sort cheskunte, manchiga jumping japang cheskovacchu.. Lekapothe Japan pothadhi love story..


7.Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Naku leg piece raale, food vedi ga ledhu, fan nundi gaali osthaledhu laanti chillar issues meeda edvadam aapeyalamma.. Dubsmash bathuku aapu..Neekantu oka identity create chesko.. Nee loni creative angle ee year baitikosthadhi.. so risk theesko… Stress, dokku dolu control chesko.. Car la madhya nundi bike eskoni chichora cut lu kottadam maaney.. Cool ga undu.. Nee 2018 nee chethullone undi.. Aada eeda petti kampu cheskoku.. Anattu, August varaku neko partner dorkakapothe aa cheyi tho ne kaanichey ee year.. Next year raasipettindhemo neeku..


8.Leo (July 23-August 22)
Time sense maintain chesthe ee year anni sakramanga jarguthai.. Lekapothe without sugar ssssssiikk aipothadhi ee year kuda.. Pellilu, reception lu ani free food ki kakkurthi padi ..poyi thini.. body addanga penchukovaddu.. Pelleedukocchindi age.. Ippudu kuda chillar chichora lekkalu cheyakunda, decent ga unte, manchi matches oche chances unnai.. Lekapothe water lo padda matchstick laga nee 2018 kuda uuhu uuhu ne.. Aa bumchiks chudadam jara thaggisthe manchidi.. Aa time ni productive ga use cheyandi denikaina..


9.Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Ee year aanandaanni vethukkuntu pothaaru mee batch.. Kaani aa aanandam meelone untundhi ani grahincharu.. Balupu kaastha thagginchukunte mahaa santhosham. Ee year slim avvaali ankuntaru.. Kani reverse lo.. goli lo holi padipoyi, weight increase aithadhi.. Kottha kottha challenges, kashtaalu osthuntayi.. Dhairyanga handle cheyaalamma.. Venakki pothe inka malli first nundi start cheyalsi osthadhi.. Ee year, karchu thaggisthe better. Pilchindu kadhaa ani parties ki velthe, akkada nuvve bill cheyalsi ocche chances ekkuvunnai.. Chusko mari..


10.Libra (September 23-October 22)
Problems osthayi.. Edurinchu.. Kaastaalu osthai.. Adhigaminchu… Neellu raavu.. kani snanam cheyu .. 2018 Madyalo nee life turn theeskune chances unnayi.. Super ga drift kotti style ga turning theeskuntavo.. ledha Jagadamba Chowdary cheppinattu city gully’s lo police la nundi paaripothu turning teeskuntavo ..nee chethullo undi.. Sodhi aapi.. enjoy cheyandi life ni… Ee year jara saleem feku lekkalu aapandi.. Aa bomb lu vini vini chevullo nundi raktham kaarthundi…meeru mee pichakuntla sodhi… Aapurra ayya!


11. Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Aah.. Ochirra meeru.. Meeru mee mood swingsu… Jara control cheskondi vaatini.. Atlane, panulu nerchukondi.. Chuttu andaru anni panulu chesthunte, plate theeskonocchi thinudu kaadhu.. Jara inti pani, vanta pani nerchukunte bahu baaguntadhani baita talk. Jara risk lu teeskovaali.. Ankunna rangam lo raanisthaaru. Year starting lo jara XL odiki L chaddi esinattu tight ga untadhi… Koncham handle cheyagalgithe, rest of the year and aa paina kuda.. nee size lo ki occhesi, life sukoon ga untadhi.. So, believe in yourself. Faalthu muchatlu vinakandi.. Jara kopam thagginchukovaali.. Sorry cheppudu alvaatu cheskovaali.. Edhunna jaldi sort cheskovaali.. Life sukanga untadhi..


12.Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Relangi movayya laanti jindagi untadhi ee year.. Navvuthu saagipothadhi.. Atlani cheppi evvadini chusina navuthaaa ante maatram dhauda meeda guddhutharu.. Self decisions theeskovadam modhalu pettandi.. Mee energy levels ki pani cheppandi. Wonders create cheyacchu.. Gym etlagu mana valla kaadhu kabatti, evenings atla casual ga walking anna cheyandi.. Aa junk food ki bye bye cheppu ee year aina.. Pelli chances heavy ga unnai me batch ki… Cheskovali ankunetollu droplets ni aapkoni waiting cheyandi.. Vaamoo ani feel ayetollu edhokati chesi escape aipondi.. Choice is yourrssss..


 

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